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‘Yoga Goddess’ Shows Off Her Contortion Skills, Throws Out Terrible First Pitch at Baseball Game

‘Yoga Goddess’ Shows Off Her Contortion Skills, Throws Out Terrible First Pitch at Baseball Game

Look, you know we appreciate a good sexy contortion dance, but there’s a time and a place for that sort of thing — generally late at night, after my wife has gone to sleep.

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Sexy Female Drummers Playing Metal Covers: A Video Tribute

There’s something strangely attractive about a woman dominating the drums. Maybe it’s the unbridled passion — the sheer, ecstatic fury of their performances. Maybe I just like girls with calluses on their hands.

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Nine Victims From the Friday the 13th Series Who Totally Had It Coming

Jason Voorhees is the *real* victim here, and there must have been something those pot-smoking sexual delinquents were doing to warrant such brutal and horrific deaths at his hands…

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Sexy Contortion Videos: Your New Fetish

There’s nothing sexier than a woman who can sit on her own head.

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The First Trailer for ‘Leprechaun: Origins’ Starring the WWE’s Hornswoggle Lacks Leprechauns, a Sense of Humor

I guess you could say that the filmmakers behind Leprechaun: Origins…are real gold diggers. (YYYYYYEAHHHH!!!!)

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Unappreciated Awful: Orskog Bank’s Awkward Dance Video

Orskog Bank, a savings bank from Sweden, has an awkwardly white music video featuring their awkwardly white employees literally dancing for their jobs. How this goofy thing has gone four years without garnering millions of hits and shares galore is beyond us.

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Screw Sharknado 2: The Second One, Watch Bear Force One Instead

Instead of supporting Tara Reid’s cocaine and Krispy Kreme habit when Sharknado 2 premieres in July, watch Bear Force One with your friends and thank me later.

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The Seven Most Ratchet Dollar Store Fights Ever [VIDEOS]

There’s a fight going down, right now, at a Dollar Store near all of you.

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Answering All Your Questions About the “Airplane Almost Hits Sunbather” Video

Question #1: Is this just some new form of German scat porn?

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Lil TerRio Is All of Us — So Let the Boy Live

There are a lot of things I can say in opposition to Lil’ TerRio’s glossy new YouTube music video. But damn all that. I actually wanna *be* Lil’ Terrio.

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