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Five Video Game Weapons More Terrifying Than the Navy’s New Electromagnetic Rail Gun

Five Video Game Weapons More Terrifying Than the Navy’s New Electromagnetic Rail Gun

The Navy’s new electromagnetic railgun may be a terrifying piece of ingenuity, but it’s got nothing on the weapons of mass destruction dreamed up by video game enthusiasts each and every day.

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Insane, Topless White Woman Destroys McDonald’s in Florida With Her Bare Hands

Honestly, this broad is like Blanka taking apart a sedan.

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Meanwhile, In Japan: BABYMETAL is a Thing You Need to See Now

What you’re about to see is not only a thing, but a thing that sells out stadiums and has been the No.1 top album on the US, UK and Canada iTunes Heavy Metal chart for weeks now.

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The Worst Fail Moments and F*ck-Ups From TV News Broadcasts — A Video Tribute

News anchors are much funnier to watch fuck-up than your average nobody, because they do it with so much seriousness.

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10 Classic Songs With Bizarre, Illogical Titles — And What They Should Be Called Instead

Like many misinformed rock fans, I used to think that “Baba O’Riley” by The Who was called “Teenage Wasteland.” It’s an honest mistake, considering that the phrase teenage wasteland appears five times in the song, while the name Baba O’Riley shows up exactly zero times.

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“Tom Hanks” By Buckwheat Groats Is the Greatest Tom Hanks-Themed Rap Song of All Time, Period

The lack of a Joe Versus the Volcano reference is disappointing, but still, this is important, high-quality work. Plus, the juxtaposition of Hanks’s lovable face amidst all this gangster shit is instantly hilarious.

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Inexplicable Video of the Day: “Satanic Puberty”

There are two teenage boys playing pretend-guitars made out of cardboard. One of them is shirtless. The other is wearing a leather jacket over a torso that probably shouldn’t be exposed in public.

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Farrah Abraham’s New Song ‘BLOWIN’ Makes Rebecca Black Look Like Ludwig Van Beethoven

Remember when we all thought “Friday” was the worst song ever? This is much worse. “BLOWIN” isn’t nearly as catchy as “Friday,” and it doesn’t communicate the same hopefulness for the end of the week.

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BEHOLD: The Playboy Ass-Golfing Stunt That Made Model Liz Dickson Sue for $500,000

Shouldn’t a person assume some level of risk when they agree to let their ass be used as a driving range?

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So Here’s That Video of Lady Gaga Being Barfed On at SXSW

Lady Gaga is a Garbage Pail Kid come to life.

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