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The Morning Jolt: Thin Ice

The Morning Jolt: Thin Ice

If everyone in Norway is like this guy, I’m there.

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The Morning Jolt: FDR American Badass

If you only see one movie about an ex-President killing monsters, make it this one (there are actually several to choose from).

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The Morning Jolt: Cooking by the Book

Three things – yes we’ve posted this before (this is the 3rd time), yes it’s still hilarious, and yes someone deleted the old link, so we needed to do this. Needed to!

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The Morning Jolt: S&M Cat

This cat is all about the dirty. Sickie.

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The Morning Jolt: Happy Black History Month from Morgan Freeman

I will do whatever Morgan Freeman says. From now on he’s just Morgan Freeman and I’m Mike Wallace.

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Holy Taco Explains The Super Bowl [Video]

The Morning Jolt: Sh*t People Say During the Superbowl

Our friends over at EgoTV hooked us up with this. With this but with no salsa. Shit.

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The Morning Jolt: Space Stallions

He-Man, your homo eroticism is on notice.

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The Morning Jolt: God Bless America

Here’s the trailer for the new flick by Bobcat Goldthwait. I’m there.

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Revenge of the Morning Jolt: The Boxer

On very rare occasions will we dare post a second video but today we got some exclusive footage from our fiends Jeremy Taggart and Our Lady Peace. Fun side note, this is exactly how HT trains for every physically demanding activity from competitive figure skating to solo coitus.

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