You know what sounds like a good time? Getting a bunch of three-year-olds, cramming five pounds of rice in their backpacks and then forcing them to try and race. The extreme humiliation that will send them to years of therapy and leave them with a searing hatred of their parents is totally worth the ensuing hilarity of watching them fall down and cry.
Now that America has saved the universe from racism, I think it’s time that we get back to mocking make celebrities for looking like women when they do stuff. Steven Seagal, you’re first up.
Other crap to look at: Topless Wii is back (nuts) Ivanka Trump and her rich girl boobs (drunkenstepfather) Mary Castro hates clothes (gorillamask) Lucky biker walks away from insane accident (nothingtoxic) Heidi Klum and Marissa Miller in their panties (flisted) Sabrina Rojas is attractive (doubleviking) This kid chugs a pitcher faster than most people chug a pint (ejb) Olga Kurylenko in fhm (cameltap) Is it a porn star or a celebrity? (donchavez) Gemma Atkinson celebrates hump day (nextround) Eva Mendes barely SFW (thedailylowdown)
I have no idea what’s going on here, but I’m guessing it’s not good. And while it’s not good, it still makes me laugh. If anyone knows Italian and has any clue as to what the deal is here, feel free to let us know in the comments. I (like the Presidente) am dying to know.
I don’t care if this is a commercial for the Yellow Pages, this one-minute video is better than any movie I’ve seen in the last 20 years. Can some Hollywood studio green light this full-length feature?
I haven’t been to many pit bull birthday parties in my life, but I can pretty safely say that this would clasify as a sad one. First, none of his pit bull friends showed up. Second, the only other animal that is there is a chicken, who is doing a pretty crappy dance. Third, Sharkey the pit bull is forced to wear a hat that he clearly doesn’t feel comfortable wearing. Fourth, and most importantly, the only other attendee (besides the dancing chicken) is his kind of retarded owner. Where are the kibbles? Where are the bits? Where are the legs to hump? Man, this party sucks.
The real question I have after watching this video isn’t how "pan accumulation" could take the perfect form a mouse with a tail and itty bitty widdle eyes, but how can I get the title of "Master Baker." I would love to show up at parties and tell people that I am a "Master Baker" but say it really really quickly. And then, just to drive the joke home, I would make the "jack off" motion as I said it.
Old Man Has Difficulty Speaking – Watch more free videos I could watch old people yelling all day long. And, luckily for me, old people yell almost as much as they crap themselves. I really don’t understand anything this guy is saying, but that doesn’t make him any less awesome.
We only have a few hours of Halloween left, so here are the best lines from what is regarded as the worst movie of all time, "Plan 9 From Outer Space." Because the easiest way to make something that’s the worst the best, is to take the worst parts of it and put them together in one easily digestible collection, which thereby inverts their qualities and makes what was once the worst of the worst now the best. Make sense?