I don’t care if this is a commercial for the Yellow Pages, this one-minute video is better than any movie I’ve seen in the last 20 years. Can some Hollywood studio green light this full-length feature?
I haven’t been to many pit bull birthday parties in my life, but I can pretty safely say that this would clasify as a sad one. First, none of his pit bull friends showed up. Second, the only other animal that is there is a chicken, who is doing a pretty crappy dance. Third, Sharkey the pit bull is forced to wear a hat that he clearly doesn’t feel comfortable wearing. Fourth, and most importantly, the only other attendee (besides the dancing chicken) is his kind of retarded owner. Where are the kibbles? Where are the bits? Where are the legs to hump? Man, this party sucks.
The real question I have after watching this video isn’t how "pan accumulation" could take the perfect form a mouse with a tail and itty bitty widdle eyes, but how can I get the title of "Master Baker." I would love to show up at parties and tell people that I am a "Master Baker" but say it really really quickly. And then, just to drive the joke home, I would make the "jack off" motion as I said it.
Old Man Has Difficulty Speaking – Watch more free videos I could watch old people yelling all day long. And, luckily for me, old people yell almost as much as they crap themselves. I really don’t understand anything this guy is saying, but that doesn’t make him any less awesome.
We only have a few hours of Halloween left, so here are the best lines from what is regarded as the worst movie of all time, "Plan 9 From Outer Space." Because the easiest way to make something that’s the worst the best, is to take the worst parts of it and put them together in one easily digestible collection, which thereby inverts their qualities and makes what was once the worst of the worst now the best. Make sense?
Some people like to watch Michael Jackson’s "Thriller" to celebrate Halloween. Me? I prefer to watch a midget steal candy from children and punch the pavement until his knuckles bleed…and then get carted off on a stretcher…even though it wasn’t even close to Halloween. That’s what this holiday means to me.
This occurred on the corner of Broad and Pattison in Phildelphia during the city’s "celebration" of their World Series ring last night. Is this guy a Rays fan? Is he a Phillies fan? Who knows. All we do know is that good citizens of Illadelph really like lobbing things at people. And, as you can see, years of practice have given them great aim.
I think a lot of the scared white people you see at McCain rallies in Ohio and Alabama are scared that the future of American politics will look exactly like this if Obama wins. And quite frankly, I think the majority of Americans would welcome a breath of fresh gangsta air to the current political forum. Perhaps McCain wouldn’t be taking a dirt nap in the polls if he had just stuck and moved (stuck and moved) a little more during his campaign. Electoral college is bond.