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The Saddest/Happiest/Weirdest Video On The Internet


My brain isn’t sure how to react to this video. On one hand it thinks it’s really cute to see the dog and the duck hanging out as best pals. On the other hand it’s really sad about the duck dying, but it’s also happy to see how excited the dog is to see the duck again. But then, the duck’s beak falls off and some woman is dragging it across the lawn. Is that…nice…or…mean…or…I have no idea…

This Is Why Old Men Shouldn’t Carry Jesus Statues

You know exactly what’s coming, but it’s still funny to see four old men carry a huge statue of Jesus to the altar, botch the turn-a-round, drop it to the screaming horrors of onlooking nuns and other members of the congregation. But the best part is at the end, when they look at each other, prop the busted statue back up on its feet and then just sort of walk away. Good work, guys. Your work here is done.
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Jordan Katie Price in her lingerie (drunkenstepfather)
Jenny McCarthy has big guns (askmen)
Rosie is naked (nuts)
Captain Kirk is pissed (filmdrunk)
BIkini beach girls (doubleviking)
The Top 5 sogns about dick (afrojacks)
Falling asleep on the toilet is not a good sign (ejb)
Sexy badminton? Yep. (donchavez)
Dana Hamm is really hot (uncoached)
From age 10 to 60 in one day (lemondrop)
Eva Mendes is all good looking and stuff (cameltap)
Internet monkey rates Youtube whores (comedy.com)
Sophie Howard is topless (hornyoyster)
Karolina Kurkova is missing something (tastybooze)
Winona Ryder OD’d on tranquilizers (theblemish)
Hot girls fight after a night of clubbing (nothingtoxic)
This might be the crappiest concert ever (youarehated)
The 10 Hottest Moments in Marisa Miller history (thedailylowdown)
Who should Paris Hilton date next? (thefrisky)
Emmanuelle Chriqui in video form (flisted)
That Saved By Zero ad makes you want to kill (urlesque)

The Worst Day Of Their Lives


I don’t think you ever really get over something like this.

This Grandma Likes Cat Food

If you want to drive the people around you completely insane, open up eight browsers with this video and play them all at the same time. It will start a chorus of complete "meowing" chaos that will make their faces explode. And then, when it’s over, do it again.
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Mirella Grisales is very sexy (gorillamask)
Get laid: The top 10 pickup websites (askmen)
South Park, thankfully, is picking on Mormons again (filmdrunk)
The new line of topless models are in (nuts)
10 signs your chick was too drunk last night (doubleviking)
Christina Aguilera has some cleavage (drunkenstepfather)
Miraculousw football catch after vicious tackle (nothingtoxic)
Nicole Kidman nip slip (theblemish)
15 looks David Hasselhoff can pull off, but you can’t (nextround)
Waking up your pal with the water powder prank is always funny (ejb)
Prince hates the gays (youarehated)
Watching kids read to dogs is cooler than you thought it would be (urlesque)
The hottest Guitar Hero-playing ladies on earth (thedailylowdown)

Sarah Palin Actually IS A Cartoon Character


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Now it all makes sense. Sarah Palin wasn’t a real person. She was the folksy, winking "you betcha"-ing three-dimensional version of a cartoon character on a show I’ve never heard of. OK, phew. I don’t know about you, but I feel better. For a second, I was worried that she was a living, breathing human who didn’t read or speak in complete, coherent sentences.

England Used To Have Some Awesome TV

How far has our television programming really come? Are you really trying to tell me that you would rather watch "Rock of Love" or "Dr. Phil" over an old man trying to jump on eggs without breaking them? Look at him. He’s an old man in shortpants repeatedly trying to "jump" on eggs ("I skimmed them, there."). The old man also claims he can jump on "human noses" without breaking them as well. Holy shit. I’m going to watch this video until I die.
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Miranda Kerr and her friends in white bikinis (drunkenstepfather)
Angry drunks attack bartender (nothingtoxic)
It’s The Week In Women (fhm)
Amanda Bynes wants to show you something (liquidgeneration)
Holly Weber is attractive (askmen)
100 topless movie babes (nuts)
Olga Kurylenko doesn’t like clothes (filmdrunk)
This girl is kind of clumsy (ejb)
Scare prank from the sky (doubleviking)
Beyonce looking sexy in the German GQ (cameltap)
Dana Hamm is very very attractive (gorillamask)
The fire extuongisher to the face is effective (nextround)
It’s the Itty Bitty Titty Committee (youarehated)
The world’s hottest twins (thedailylowdown)
Lisa Dergan in some lingerie (hornyoyster)

Lady Bugs Are Most Kick Ass In Slow Motion

If you don’t think mother nature is awesome, then you haven’t really studied lady bugs.  It has a big ass shell, that opens up like Delorean doors, then wings come out and it starts flying.  I’m pretty sure that’s the definition of bad ass. 

Falling Down Is Always Funny. Always.

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I’ve watch this 45 times and I’ve laughed every single time. That’s normal, right?

If You Thought The Segway Was Stupid…

 At first, I thought this "exercise machine" was fake. But then I went to its website, speedfit.com, and realized that this is either real, or someone has a lot of time on their hands to make fake exercise machine videos.
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Scarlett Johansson in Wizard mag (drunkenstepfather)
Motorcycle showoff owned badly (nothingtoxic)
Jessica Alba’s classic photo shoot (brightblackinternet)
World’s ugliest dog, also most annoying (ejb)
When models misbehave (nuts)
FHM’s Girl-O-Matic (fhm)
The best Bond mash-up ever (filmdrunk)
Red carpet celeb pics (askmen)
Don’t jump on this trampoline (liquidgeneration)
Evangelina Carrozzo is attractive (doubleviking)
Paula Abdul has a dead stalker (theblemish)
Juliana Martins in lingerie (cameltap)

The Winner Of The 2048 Presidential Election

While most three-year-olds are taking dumps in the sandbox and eating glue, this little guy is commanding random street crowds with the mere wave of his hand. If you thought Obama knew how to work a populace, this kid has got political prodigy written all over him (or ruthless despot-in-waiting, we’ll have to wait and see what he does with his power.)
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Mariah Carey’s sideboob (liquidgeneration)
Laura Leigh doesn’t like her clothes (gorillamask)
The greatest (worst) fight scene ever (filmdrunk)
Eva is naked. That’s all. (nuts)
Candace Cabrera looks good in nothing (beatsandbombs)
Taylor Swift’s see through shirt (drunkenstepfather)
Vote for the 99 Top women. Do it now! (askmen)
Huge bloody brawl in a Philly subway (nothingtoxic)
The 16 funniest senior portraits (nextround)
Obama is Hitler. Sort of. (youarehated)
Apparently yesterday was Tramp Stamp Tuesday (regretfulmorning)
One cat plays a theramin. Other cat is scared. (urlesque)
13 Things Women Hate About You (fhm)
Who doesn’t love the mammary game? (thedailylowdown)
This kid swallows a full ashtray (ejb)
Jeffrey Ross roasts some morning news anchors (comedy.com)
Tamara Witmer exposes herself (hornyoyster)
Kim Kardashian shows some skin (cameltap)
It sucks to have a hockey player as a roommate (tastybooze)