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This Is Why Nothing Gets Done In Lithuania

posted 06/23/2008
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I know things are looking pretty bleak right now. The economy is in the tank. Gas and food prices are skyrocketing. China is buying up the world’s resources. And the global economy is putting our workers at a disadvantage. But, if there’s one thing we can learn from this video of Lithuanian politician Vytautas Sustauskas at a council meeting: We don’t have to worry about Lithuania. It’s pretty clear that they aren’t going to be getting much done anytime soon. So, that’s a relief.

Superbad Is Also An Awesome Action Movie

posted 06/22/2008
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Someone should make a TV channel that’s nothing but recut trailers. And then someone should make a movie production company that rewrites scripts that turn comedies into action movies and horror movies into hilarious comedies. If you haven’t seen the feel-good family Shining trailer, check it out below.

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The Best Cat-Based Music Video You Will See Today

posted 06/18/2008
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The headline pretty much tells you everything you need to know.

Iraq’s Littlest Gangsta Gives Adorable Beatdowns

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People say we’ve done a lot of terrible things to Iraq since our invasion. But, I think this video proves otherwise. As you can see, the fat and sassy children of Iraq have so much freedom and peace on their hands that they can dance to (and act out) the insanely violent musings of America’s finest gangsta rappers. Mission accomplished!

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Happy Friday The 13th

posted 06/12/2008
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Ya know, machete-wielding mass murderer Jason Voorhees isn’t so scary when he’s chasing you to the Benny Hill music. I think if this song was blared out of speakers throughout every city on the planet, the world would be a much happier place.

Wait, Who Was Murdered And Set On Fire?

posted 06/11/2008
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I’m not a professor, but I think this reporter failed the “Pause Between Stories” class in News Anchor School.

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Other crap to stare at:
Eva Herzigova in a bikini (drunkenstepfather)
Lindsay Lohan has a big fat belly (popsugar)
Dirty sex talk on CNN (unibrow)
Amy Winehouse and her penis bone (flisted)
Guys you don’t want to make angry (asylum)

Holy Shit! Monkeys Racing Bears On Bicycles!

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I really wish this was from a better angle and a little closer up, but I really shouldn’t look a gift monkey-bear-bike-race video in the mouth. It’s like if you won the lottery, but somehow lost a testical during the press conference where you collect the oversized check for 46 million dollars. You could complain about missing a testical, but you might as well focus on winning all that cash. This is one of those times where we should all just be happy with what we’ve got.

Other crap to stare at:
Lame and terrible video game endings (cameltap)
This guy barfs while skydiving (doubleviking)
He’s not the world’s best gymnast (tastybooze)
South Beach has some sexy ladies (weakgame)
Tiffany Mulherron is, how you say, hot (hornyoyster)

Tags: 2008-06, bear, bike, Blog entry, monkey, race, Video

Only The Coolest Of Dudes Do The LARPing

posted 06/09/2008
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While I’ve never actually gone LARPing myself, I have met my fair share of LARPers in my day. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned about them, it’s that they are very very cool. You can’t just walk up to a group of LARPers and gain immediate acceptance into their group. No sireeee. This “crew” is harder to break into than the Crips and Bloods combined. You have to earn their respect by fighting ogres and not-so-mythical Centaurs made out of papier mache and coat hanger wire. Or you could bring a box of Ho-Hos to one of their uber cool war gatherings and that will do the trick, too.

And, I know this one is old, but I am physically unable to not include this video in any post I make about LARPing. Please forgive me.

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Don’t Let Your Kids Around This Weatherman

posted 06/08/2008
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I’d always heard that whenever a child molester moved into a neighborhood, he had to go around and knock on doors and let everyone know that he lived there. But I think going on TV and letting an entire region know that you are a “Child Molester in California” will really show your parole officer that you are willing to go the extra mile and that you have finally gotten a grip on your insatiable love of youthful flesh. I would like to be the first to commend you, Mr. Child Molesting Weatherman.

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We Can’t All Be Dionne Warwicks

posted 06/07/2008
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I’ve never been to a Bar Mitzvah before, but now I really really really really really want to go to one.

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