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The Only Sex I Like is of the Choking Variety - Page 146

The Only Sex I Like is of the Choking Variety


Squeeze Fetish – Watch more free videos

I used to think I enjoyed the occassional perverted deviance in the bedroom. Then I saw the Internet and realized that the ol’ fashioned doggystyle hairpull doesn’t cut it with some people. If you can only get off when someone chokes the shit out of you with their thighs, maybe it’s time to take a step back and get some perspective on your life. Nah, fuck it. Just get a Thighmaster and a video camera.

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The 10 Best Dog Humping Videos

Because your household objects aren’t going to hump themselves.

10. As the old saying goes, some days you get the bear and some days the bear gets you. But other days you get the bear off the top of the La-Z-Boy and then hump it so hard you catch a few inches of air. Those are the really good days.

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9. You know, when you are consumed by the need to dance, you can’t be expected to notice everything that’s going on around you.

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8. Teaching an old dog new tricks is pretty difficult. But teaching any dog to hump your leg looks pretty easy.

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Hey Fatass, Get Out of My Gym

I’m not sure if this crappy local commercial, courtesy of College Humor, is telling fat people to go to the gym, or that they will get their fat asses kicked if they show up at this particular gym. Either way, it makes fun of fat people in rhyme. So it’s OK by me:

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No More Busch for President Bush

In an exclusive interview with ABC News, President Bush said that if he didn’t stop getting totally housed on the booze, he probably wouldn’t be president right now. Hmm, maybe he’s smarter than everyone gives him credit for:

“I doubt I’d be standing here if I hadn’t quit drinking whiskey, and beer and wine and all that,” the president disclosed Tuesday to ABC News’ Martha Raddatz during an exclusive tour of the White House residence.

“I wasn’t a knee-walking drunk,” Bush said. “It’s a difficult thing to do, which is to kick an addiction.”

“Alcohol can compete with your affections. It sure did in my case,” Bush said, “affections with your family, or affections for exercise.”

Did he just say “affections for exercise”? I only say stupid shit like that after I’ve had six or seven Irish Car Bombs. If you’d like to see what the Prez was like back when he was on the sauce, put on your beer goggles and watch the video below:

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I Would Watch a Victoria’s Secret Model Take a Crap

Luckily she just gets half naked and walks around.

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81 Awesome Gifs – Page 19

Ahh, gifs. We can’t get enough of those wacky repeating video clips that usually show an animal, a child or a celebrity doing something awesome or stupid over and over again. Here’s 81 of them. transformer sex gif 
 
mr bean gif underwear
 
duck hunt gif
 
soccer kid psyche gif
 
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