The Morning Jolt: Forever Alone - Page 2

Yeah, good luck at prom, kid.

This is Norwegian comedian Daniel Simonsen. His act is pretty funny, but the delivery is fantastic. Yes, I realize no one likes watching stand up comedy online.

Seems like maybe this dude just opened up shop in a bad neighborhood, if all of this is really necessary.

Don’t speak Russian? It’s cool. Just watch for about 27 seconds.

I actually only watched this to the point where he said his own name, ad that’s when I decided to put it on the site.

Remember Phoenix Jones, Seattle’s very own super hero? Looks like he has a villain. A villain with production values.

If you can find a stupider story today, laugh at it.

That’s not how stereotypes work!!

Remember SOPA? Here’s his cousin CISPA. The government wants to know everything you do. Even if you never do anything wrong, don’t you feel uneasy with someone picking through all your stuff, just in case?

Nice pug.