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The Morning Jolt: Safe Sex Rap

Best line in this – “I don’t want someone everyone else has already ruined.” Remember that, kids. Sex ruins you.

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The Morning Jolt: 5 Guys plus This Guy

Gonna be honest, this guy makes me want a burger and fries.

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The Morning Jolt: Call Me Maybe (on Chatroulette)

Every time I see this guy I think “This guy.” And then I watch it anyway.

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The Morning Jolt: Bane After Batman

Bane had to adjust to real life. Just like the rest of us.

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The Morning Jolt: Snoop Gives Life Advice

There’s something charming and terribly uncomfortable about Snoop talking sex with an 8th grader.

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The Morning Jolt: Drunk for Judge Judy

Need some kind of supercut of just the last few seconds of this.

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The Morning Jolt: Down with LCC

I’m putting this on my iPod and listening to it every time I take a shit from now on.

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The Morning Jolt: Techno Cats

Oh my God that’s how I dance, too!

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The Morning Jolt: Goats

There’s no reason for me to find this as funny as I do, but 0:55 kills me.

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The Morning Jolt: The Woman Whisperer

This dude looks like my uncle. Awesome.

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