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The Morning Jolt: Occupy Wall Street Dumbed Down

posted 10/13/2011
by Ian Fortey

Not 100% sure why people are protesting all over America right now? This is it in a nutshell. Plus a sweet Xtina joke.

Tags: Occupy Wall Street

The Morning Jolt: Nice Outfit, Goober

posted 10/12/2011
by Ian Fortey

I don’t care how sleazy this guy was being, someone’s going to film your ass if you’re doing that in public and Lance Armstrong has no business trying to get in his way.

The Inner Monologue of a Perv in His 40′s at the Club

Tags: cyclist, goober, perv

The Morning Jolt – The Beer Opener

posted 10/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

If there’s a better way to open a beer, I haven’t seen it

Tags: beer, injury, redneck, shovel, stunt

The Morning Jolt – I’m Driving the Placenta-Mobile

posted 10/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

The best part is how this is presented as an adorable story and not the story of the baby who went face first in Burger King wrappers and road salt on a passenger-side floor mat.

Tags: birth, car, sweet 16

The Morning Jolt – Deez Nuts

posted 10/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

I’m not gonna lie to you people, this is a 6 second video that’s mostly focused on a squirrel and his massive junk.

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The Morning Jolt – Revenge of the Hot Dog

posted 10/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

I can’t help but wonder how it came to be that this man discovered his dog ate food whole, was able to puke it up whole, and could somehow be directed to regurgitate it whole as well.

Tags: dog, hot dog, puke, vomit

Videos Of Things Crashing Through Windows!

posted 10/05/2011
by Jim Tews

It’s not really a slow news day, I’m sure there’s a lot of important things we could cover, but sometimes we don’t like doing that. So instead, we’re going to provide you with a series of clips in which various things (pretty much just people and cars) crash through windows. It’s not making the world a better place, or even informing you, and it may not even be that entertaining. But we’re doing it, because we’re Holy Taco, not The Huffington Post.

Tags: break, crashes, Lists, videos

The Morning Jolt – On a Wing and a Prayer

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by Ian Fortey

This video seems to be big in Russia right now, where these sorts of shenanigans probably happen every day. You know, climbing out past the propeller just to stand up on the plane’s wing and say “hey!”

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The Morning Jolt – Bangs Says ‘Hi’ to Haters

posted 10/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

God, I love Bangs. He’s hilarious, mostly unintentionally. I think that makes me a hater so that makes this video for me, so I’m going to share it with you. Check out the rest of his work.

Tags: bangs, haters, rapper, Sudan

The Morning Jolt – Finnish Popsicle Harassment

posted 10/03/2011
by Ian Fortey

The Association of Finnish Lawyers are just looking out for your well being in the work place. Soldiers, one and all.

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