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The Morning Jolt: The Gate Show

Had to give you another episode of Fred Stoller’s the Gate Show, because this shit is funny. Plus, ya know, Bob Saget.

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The Morning (Depending on Your Time Zone) Jolt – The Gate Show

Do you know comedian Fred Stoller? You probably do, he’s done everything from Seinfeld to Dumb and Dumber to a pantload of voice acting and now, he’s hosting his own talk show! In a gate security booth.

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The Morning Jolt – The Salads are Coming to Town (with Santa Claus)

Our good friends the Salads just cut a Christmas album and since Thanksgiving is officially over, it’s Christmas! Check it out.

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Revenge of the Turkey Jolt – MORE Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey

Wait, is this a sequel to the last video that was not only made last year but was already posted on HT once? Quiet you! Also, Happy Thanksgiving!

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The Turkey Jolt – Inappropriate Uses for an Uncooked Turkey


Inappropriate Uses For An Uncooked Turkey – Watch MoreFunny Videos

Just because I post this video doesn’t mean I agree. I think these are all appropriate.

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The Morning Jolt – Small Business Saturday

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Rather the indulge in an hilarious caper this morning, we’ve got a video for you about Small Business Saturday, wedged right between Black Friday and Cyber Monday. This Saturday, as you’re recovering from the trampling you got on Friday, go do some shopping to support local business. They deserve it.

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The Thanksgiving Jolt – Put the F*cking Turkey in the Oven

You still have time to heed the advice in this video. And the amazing thing is, this is all pretty useful. And this lady is awesome

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The Morning Jolt – Granny’s Pop Rocks

Shortly after this video was filmed she hatched a scheme to destroy Batman once and for all. Admit it, when she starts laughing, you were thinking it, too.

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Pepper Spray Is Not Delicious

Pepper spray has made an awesome comeback in the news over the past few weeks. It used to just be a thing that single ladies were into, but now everybody’s digging it! It’s a great defense against unwanted attackers of any species. It immobilizes without spilling blood, or causing too much of a scene. It’s pretty harmless. As Fox News Host Megyn Kelly said “I mean, its like a derivative of actual pepper. It’s a food product, essentially.” So there you go, pussies! The UC Davis thing was a little excessive. I like seeing horrible things happen to clueless college kids just as much as the next bitter adult, but this was a bit much. A stolen hackey sack, a frisbee to the face = funny. But a powerful irritant to the mouth and eyeballs = funny at first, until you think about it.

Pepper spray definitely not a food product. It uses a chemical found in actual peppers, but according to this really official looking report from Duke University, it’s actually three-hundred times hotter than a jalapeño pepper. So if you want to know what it’s like, put three-hundred of those bad boys on your eyeball and you’ll be sort of close…

Anyway, since we’re here to make fun of things, here’s some videos of people getting pepper sprayed. While what happened at UC Davis was pretty excessive and not that funny, you can feel free to laugh at the people in these videos, because they were totally asking for it…

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The Morning Jolt – The Man Ain’t Keepin’ Him Down

If all your friends were jumping off of a bridge in front of a cop, would you?

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