The lyrical genius in this video bursts into a free style rap after he’s pulled over and taken into custody for running two redlights across town. The good news:

Those two traffic violations are going to give him tons of street cred, yo.

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Getting behind the wheel of a car when you’re wasted is one of the stupidest things you can do, but some people still do it. So when the cops pull them over, we are given a reality show that’s better than all the Real World‘s, Tool Academy‘s and Fear Factor‘s combined. Here are a few important things to remember if your an idiot who drinks and drives, and then gets caught:

TIP #1: Don’t Fall Down

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If you’re going down on the pavement, make sure you don’t use your hands, arms or shoulders to soften the blow. Your head is a great way to break that fall.

TIP #2: Don’t Drop Anything

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Note to wasted idiots everywhere: If you drop your license, let the officer pick it up. But, if you do decide to pick it up, make sure your ass crack is showing and you make a nice sighing noise as your head goes through the nearby wall.

TIP #3: Always Know How To Scratch Your Nuts

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It’s About Time Toddlers Get What’s Comin’ To ‘Em

posted 12/01/2009
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Always bet on black…but if that’s not available as an option, go for "Man".

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Pumpkinhead Man is Back

posted 11/30/2009
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He’s back with a bigger gut, a christmas theme, and shittier dance moves.

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Awesome Food Pranks

posted 11/28/2009
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Not sure of what to do with the holiday leftovers? Try a few of these ideas.

Sweet Interactive Turkey Killing Video

posted 11/26/2009
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With six different ways to kill the turkey, the fun will never stop. Never.

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody

posted 11/25/2009
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This is epic, and I always thought that the one guitar playing Muppet in the band always kind of looked like a penis. I still do. Anybody? Anybody?

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Bears Playing Hockey

posted 11/24/2009
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Watching this gave us one of the biggest mind f*cks we’ve ever had. The bears look like they know what they’re doing, who’s on their team, and appear to understand the concept of passing the puck. It’s like finding out that there’s a fourth dimension and another you coexists on it.

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