It’s not really a slow news day, I’m sure there’s a lot of important things we could cover, but sometimes we don’t like doing that. So instead, we’re going to provide you with a series of clips in which various things (pretty much just people and cars) crash through windows. It’s not making the world a better place, or even informing you, and it may not even be that entertaining. But we’re doing it, because we’re Holy Taco, not The Huffington Post.
This video seems to be big in Russia right now, where these sorts of shenanigans probably happen every day. You know, climbing out past the propeller just to stand up on the plane’s wing and say “hey!”
You’ll be forgiven if you can’t quite tell that this is a serious trailer for a horror movie about giant, killer rabbits, but that’s absolutely what it is. And it stars Rory Calhoun! And this is why Netflix will always be relevant.
Normally we post one video in the morning but this trailer just came out and we’d be remiss if we didn’t share it. Not because we want you to see this movie, if anything IFC should be ashamed to have their name on this half-baked turd cake of a PR stunt movie, but because this is leaps and bounds beyond anything I ever expected. Is the star of this movie an albino Grimace? Is that therapist Amish? Did that guy’s mother ever attend an acting class? Is there any conceivable chance this movie doesn’t suck harder than physics tells us things can suck? And if anyone does like this movie, isn’t that a good indication that that person has faulty genetics? Watch and wonder!
America’s most loved curmudgeon, Andy Rooney, recently announced that he’ll be retiring his segment on CBS’s 60 Minutes. So who will provide a voice for the elderly and stubborn! That remains to be seen. In the meantime, watch this mashup of Andy Rooney saying Andy Rooney things, completely out of order and context.
Like us, you probably watch a lot of vibrator commercials when you’re flipping between Two and a Half Men and CSI: Gary, Indiana and every single one of those vibrator commercials is more ridiculous than the next. But for the first time ever, someone has the balls to make a vibrator commercial that speaks to what we’re all feeling – can I take this vibrator on a boat ride? And can you show me someone fingering some pottery? Yes. We can.