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The Morning Jolt: Kidz Bop Butcher Thrift Shop

I don’t usually hate kids but these kids and their soulless handlers can all go to hell.

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The Morning Jolt: How to Uninstall McAfee

Before watching this you need to realize that this is not an actor, this is actually the guy that started McAfee. That is actually a tattoo. And he actually has a history with guns and cocaine.

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The Morning Jolt: Russell Brand

I’ve been a closet Russell Brand fan for years and watched as people laid heaps of criticism on him for whatever reason but straight up, he’s far more intelligent than many people give him credit for and watching him take over this morning show is just delightful.

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The Morning Jolt: Miss Utah Kills This Answer

Oh Utah. U suck.

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The Morning Jolt: The Science of Superman

Don’t ever fight Superman. Ever.

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The Morning Jolt: Necessity for Money

All my phone calls are like this. Villiams!

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The Morning Jolt: Ghost Tits

Give them back, dammit!

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The Morning Jolt: Hard Ticket to Hawaii

He’s not just a thrower! He’s not!

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The Morning Jolt: Lazy Boy

God I want that car. Chair. Whatever.

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The Morning Jolt: Nickelback’s Greatest Hits

Remember all these awesome hits?

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