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The King is Dead, Long Live The King!: Burger King Retires The King

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All of us that enjoy commercials that have shred of originality and a dash of creepiness and a large dose of insanity are grieving today, as Burger King as announced that they are officially retiring their mascot The King. Yes, the bearded, crowned maniac that will break in to your home and stare at you as you sleep, and all in an attempt to give you a meat sandwich, will no longer grace our airwaves.

This news saddens and depresses us all.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Stupid Cat

Even if you like cats, you have to admit this is pretty accurate.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Sticky Nips

We own stock in this company. And everyone thinks we’re cold all the time.

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Holy Taco’s Video of Day – Kardashian Kar Krash

Why are the Kardashian girls such fame whores? Genetics!

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Walking on Sunshine

This is over a year old but I never saw it. Now I want to watch it on a fairly regular basis.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Monster’s Brawl

There is no way this movie won’t suck be Awesome!

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Jimpressions

Nailed it.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day: Rebecca Black (no autotune)

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Rebecca Black’s New Song!

It’s not even Friday but Rebecca Black is back with a brand new video! If you’re looking for a humorous train wreck like the last video, you’ll be disappointed to learn that this is the most generic, forgettable, run of the mill bubblegum pop song ever, which is, of course,a huge step up for Becky. why did we post it on Holy Taco? because the idea of this is funny. At least until you listen to it. I hope this girl becomes legitimately famous now in direct defiance of all reason and logic.

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – Idi Amin’s Machete Chimps

We’ve shown you a handful of other videos leading up to Rise of the Planet of the Apes, in which is arguably the apiest marketing campaign in the history of film (suck it, Space Chimps) but I have to say I think this one is my favorite, only because the very idea of a famous dictator training a monkey army is fantastic. Incidentally, yes this is to promote Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Full disclaimer inside!

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