All of us that enjoy commercials that have shred of originality and a dash of creepiness and a large dose of insanity are grieving today, as Burger King as announced that they are officially retiring their mascot The King. Yes, the bearded, crowned maniac that will break in to your home and stare at you as you sleep, and all in an attempt to give you a meat sandwich, will no longer grace our airwaves.
It’s not even Friday but Rebecca Black is back with a brand new video! If you’re looking for a humorous train wreck like the last video, you’ll be disappointed to learn that this is the most generic, forgettable, run of the mill bubblegum pop song ever, which is, of course,a huge step up for Becky. why did we post it on Holy Taco? because the idea of this is funny. At least until you listen to it. I hope this girl becomes legitimately famous now in direct defiance of all reason and logic.
We’ve shown you a handful of other videos leading up to Rise of the Planet of the Apes, in which is arguably the apiest marketing campaign in the history of film (suck it, Space Chimps) but I have to say I think this one is my favorite, only because the very idea of a famous dictator training a monkey army is fantastic. Incidentally, yes this is to promote Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Full disclaimer inside!