Hey, do you like it when perfectly good classic rock songs from great bands are ruined by a bunch of idiots that have no idea how to play their instruments while they stand around in their underwear? You do? Awesome. Because we’ve got this one video to show you that will make you cream your jeans and make your cats freak out and hide.
There’s something to be said for the thrill of going on Chatroulette and finding that one pair of boobs in a sea of wang. On the other hand, if the boobs you think you’re about to see were sponsored by Eli Roth’s new movie The Last Exorcism, you may want to abandon your internet gambling altogether. Check out the video after the jump.
It’s no secret that within 50 years Asians of all types will be in control of the world. The Chinese will have finally broken America’s legs for not paying our debt in time, the Japanese will have their finger on the button that makes all of our Japanese designed and manufactured home appliances and doo-dads become sentient, and the Koreans will have completely taken over our coveted Starcraft 2 servers. But one thing we can always feel safe knowing is that no Asian country was able to do the one thing that we have: create a fully functional jetpack.
Basil Marceaux may be the most awesome human being in the history of the state of Tennessee. Was that a backhanded insult? No time to delve into it, we’re plowing ahead, just like Basil Marceaux! Let’s check out what he stands for!
A vote for Basil is a vote for making sure the only crimes will be moving violations. No, seriously!
Watch the video and appreciate that Basil wants phonics emphasized in schools!
A vote for Basil will move the capitol building to Chatanooga. Yay! I guess!
Basil will get rid of all gun permits, because they get in the way of people having guns!
Basil introduces himself as Basil Marceaux.com!
Basil is an entrepreneur, historian, inventor and exporter/importer
Since the advent of the internet, the number of videos that showcase humanity’s capacity for stupidity has sky rocketed. While a good deal of the videos have a serendipitous element to them where people just happened to be recording some mundane footage that turned absurd, there’s that very vocal major of videos in which people are willingly subjecting themselves to torment, pain, and agony just because they’re bored.
These people are what we call “Idiots,” and the video below will help you better understand the idiot and the desperate, masochistic acts they perform just so you can notice their pathetic existence.