It’s a new year (if you’re not good at reading calendars) so let’s celebrate with a new feature, the HT Video of the Day. And we start off in honor of the snow storm that has crippled New Yorkers, both in body and mind.
It was only a matter of time before someone made a porn parody out of Tron: Legacy. But the people at Break.com didn’t feel like waiting around, so they made one themselves. Behold; I give you Tron Jeremy, starring legendary pornstar, Ron Jeremy.
On the one hand, it’s better than a real porn parody because you can watch it at work or in front of your girlfriend. But on the other hand, the total lack of exposed female nipples and double penetration leaves something to be desired; mainly exposed nipples and double penetration. There is some nice cleavage, though…even besides Ron’s.
I bet you people think your pets are pretty hardcore, don’t you? I see the way some of you walk around town with your pitbulls on giant chains thinking you’re king s**t of f**k mountain. And let’s not forget those of you with more exotic animals, like boa constrictors and pythons. You have to be pretty bad ass to keep an animal like that as a pet, right? Wrong!
As of today, all your stupid macho pets have been rendered worthless, because unless you’ve got a bear at your house, this guy has you beat. Say hello to Jim Sautner, a Canadian man who keeps a 1600-pound bison named Bailey as a pet.
I’m supposed to do one more article, but it’s Friday night, and I’m beat. I worked my ass off all day writing articles about Robocop and elderly porn stars. It’s time to unwind. And what better way to do that than with a little music? But this isn’t just any old music. It’s Gylne Tider’s version of "Let It Be." Who’s Gylne Tider? I’m glad you asked. They’re a famous Swedish pop-group group of talkshow hosts, and they’ve made the greatest video in the history of the world for a Norwegian television network.
You don’t believe me? Well if you can find another music video featuring Tubbs from "Miami Vice," George from "Seinfeld," a James Bond, Steve Guttenberg, Huey Lewis, Tonya Harding and literally dozens of other random celebrities and near-celebrities, you can call me a liar. Until then, watch and learn. Prepare for shock and awe! (Thank you, Fark)
If you care…
This is a music video that promotes the Norwegian television entertainment program "Golden Times". The program runs on the TV channel, TV2 in Norway.
ICP has become a bit of a joke. Okay, so a huge joke. And it’s all thanks for the internet, as it did the thing the internet is best at: simply showing us things. That’s all that needed to happen. We all just needed to see the Insane Clown Posse and it was all over. We now know all about their befuddlement when it comes to magnets, and now you’re going to learn a thing or two about being a charitable Juggalo.
This here is a video urging Juggalos to contribute to a toy drive to under-privileged children – a noble cause indeed. And kudos for them for doing this. but no kudos to them for this message urging fans to take part in the toy drive.
Normally, this is where we would write a bunch of brilliant dick jokes that we would somehow make ICP-centric, but forget that. How about we give you a nice summary of all of this video’s best Youtube comments? Yeah, that sounds nice.
When you think of Africa you probably think of a few things – lions, Ladysmith Black Mambazo, blood diamonds and malaria. Dirty, stinking malaria. It’s a disease that you get from mosquitoes that infects 250 million people per year. That’s way more than vampirism and elephantiasis combined. Combined!