Who knows? Maybe you can meet that special someone on Holy Taco. But if you do, we get to get wasted and make a speech while you guys are doing it for the first time. No exceptions!

Name: MColleen

Age: 22

Occupation: Server

MColleen is probably drunk. She loves long necks, her slutty mom, and "os-kill-ating" fans. Also the key to her heart is bubble gum, just like handicapped kids and 7 year olds. Some fun facts about MColleen include: she is into extreme sports, talking too fast, and faux fur vests. You better act now I think I see a line forming!

Best. Rain Delay. Ever.

posted 04/23/2010
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Funny Baseball Rain Delay Dance-Off – Watch more Funny Videos

This is more exciting than any baseball game I have ever been to.

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Man vs. Nature

posted 04/22/2010
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Today is Earth Day, and to celebrate we’re saluting all the brave men and women who have attempted to conquer nature…and failed miserably.

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A Tribute To Exercise Balls

posted 04/21/2010
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Exercise Ball Tribute Song – Watch more Other Funny Stuff

This video is a tribute to something we all know and love: big balls. Wait, that didn’t come out right…

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Old People Pranks!

posted 04/20/2010
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The only good thing about getting old is that you can do anything you want and nobody will ever question it. Also, you might be able to find one of those young, hot 18-year old chicks that, for some messed up reason, likes boning old dudes. That would be cool, too.

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He Ain’t Payin No Taxes Yo!

posted 04/19/2010
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Awesome Video Game Freakouts

posted 04/17/2010
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This kind of thing wouldn’t happen nearly as often if they would just put tons of boobs in all video games.

Black Widow: Awkward Defender of Justice

posted 04/16/2010
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I don’t know if all amateur superheroes look as much like convicted sex offenders as Black Widow does, but I know one thing: we could all use a little injection of venemous justice.

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