Sadly, there were no holy tacos.
You know you’ve tried it.
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If there’s one thing we can get behind, it’s punching a fish in the face! And no one knows fish punching better than the guys over at Team Tiger Awesome!
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The title of this video is a little misleading, but the little people are so adorable. They’re like tiny toy humans!
Dick "America’s Favorite Old, Confused Stroke Victim" Clark dicked up the New Year’s Countdown again this year. This isn’t the first time he’s f*cked up the countdown, but it will be the last. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Dick Clark will die in 2010. I just hope that he does a countdown to his own death and f*cks it up, because then at his eulogy people can say things like, "Dick died the way he lived: f*cking up countdowns and making pivotal moments uncomfortable for everyone."
There’s nothing like a good compilation of vehicles getting torn to shit to close out 2009.
Are you tired of having so much fun every New Year’s Eve? Then you should try watching an old video of a fireworks factory exploding. After this, nothing will seem very exciting, unless it’s another, larger fireworks factory exploding in real life. Your welcome.