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Black Widow: Awkward Defender of Justice

 
I don’t know if all amateur superheroes look as much like convicted sex offenders as Black Widow does, but I know one thing: we could all use a little injection of venemous justice.
 
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Hello Jenny


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This is Jenny. She’s going to teach us how to be cheerleaders. Then she’s going to make an ass of herself.
 
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How To Open A Can Of Whoop Ass (EvilChili)
Ashley Tisdale Is A Cheerleader (DailyFill)
Taylor Swift Is A Sex Freak (CelebSlam)
 
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The Crying Guy Hates Jokes

Our friends at Screenjunkies put together this gem of a mashup, which mixes Philadelphia with the funniest crying man we’ve ever seen. Does anyone else smell a Crying Guy Meme brewing?
 
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Michelle Hunzicker Hotness (CelebSlam)
Finally, An Entourage parody (Atom)
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Dance Party!

 
This just killed the ghost of elvis.
 
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Bachelor of the Week: Olav the Ukranian

Who knows? Maybe you can meet that special someone on Holy Taco. But if you do, we get to get wasted and make a speech while you guys are doing it for the first time.
 

Name: Olav
Age: 29
Occupation: Engineer
 
Olav is a Ukranian immigrant. He is outgoing and likes to dance to hip hop and 50 cent. He’s looking for an pretty American woman who is a hard worker. Do you know anyone who might be good for him?
 
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Treadmill Stunt Fails

 
Treadmills: they’re almost as dangerous as running outside!
 
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GoBots Gangbang!

 
Upon seeing our Gundam Boner photo of the day this morning, one of our readers, Pratik, directed us to this old GoBots gangbang scene, and I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before because it’s amazing. Also, it kind of makes me want to have rough sex with my toaster. Is that wrong?
 
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The Hottest NBA Dance Team is…(Maxim)
Oh How I Love Womens Basketball (TheChive)
Women Are Making Their Boobs Bigger! (Asylum)
How To Make Your Girl Jealous (MadeMan)
12 Angry Men…With Hot Chicks (ScreenJunkies)
MMA…In Afghanistan? (CagePotato)
Life As A Dominatrix (LemonDrop)
Only In America (TopCultured)
This Girl Will Haunt Your Soul (IAmBored)
How To Kill Your Childrens’ Dreams (EJB)
Gameboy + Sex + Drugs + Rock n’ Roll (BuzzFeed)
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Gay Kid Rant


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This gay kid’s rant is pretty gay, but he makes some good points. Why do they put that stupid sleeve on DVD’s? And what is the deal with birds, anyway? So many gay questions, so little gay time in this kid’s gay day to seek out all the gay answers his gay heart desires.
 
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Hot Girls On The Internets (DoubleViking)
Sophie Monk Hotness (HollywoodTuna)
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Ashley Tisdale Is A Vixen (DailyFill)
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Drugged Girl at the Dentist

 
Here is another example of major mouth surgery and mean spirited parents coming together to form internet success!
 
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Audrina Patridge Hotness (HollywoodTuna)
The Japanese Love The World (Smosh)
Rihanna Is Off The Slab (DailyFill)
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The Rocketeer Gets A DUI (Atom)
Thai Police Get A Monkey (Uncoached)
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The Blood Bunny Movie Trailer


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This Easter, Prepare…To…Dye!
 
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