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Bears Playing Hockey

 
Watching this gave us one of the biggest mind f*cks we’ve ever had. The bears look like they know what they’re doing, who’s on their team, and appear to understand the concept of passing the puck. It’s like finding out that there’s a fourth dimension and another you coexists on it. 
 
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Paula Deen Gets Hit In The Face WIth A Frozen Ham



Sometimes you lose track of what to be thankful for. Holy Taco is thankful for Paula Deen getting hit in the face with a frozen ham. 
 
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Classic Clip: What News Anchors Do During Commercials

There are no good videos on the internet today, so here’s one of our favorite old clips, featuring Chicago news anchors Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange. Yeah, that’s right: her last name is Bang…with an E at the end.
 
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Extreme Dagobah Tourism Video

 
Fan Boys: If you’re unsure of where to spend the Holidays, look no further. This video will have you gassing up your homemade X-Wing and scrambling to find new batteries for that Fleshlight you pretend is a lightsaber.
 
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Little Girls Gets Nailed

The camera is rolling as this little girl gets nailed before she even has a chance to start her little role playing game with her dog.
 
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Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

 
In this episode, Zach Galifianakis interviews Conan O’Brien. It’s awesomely awkward, as always.
 
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Danny Can’t Hide His Shame

 
This kid is crazy, he doesn’t know how good he has it. I personally know someone that would pay good money to have rain water do that to them. Instead, I’m stuck buying expensive pumps and pills that don’t work, and forget trimming the shrubs to make the tree look bigger… cut yourself once and that’ll ruin your whole weekend. 
 
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Makes Retarded British Kids Cry

Just give it some time, dude.  You gotta learn the maps!
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Japanese Wresting Is Entertaining

 
American wresting has nothing on the stupid sh*t they’re doing in Japan. It’s hard to tell, but I think the giant voodoo Hulkster is winning. Watcha gonna do when the giant stuffed Hulkster runs wild on YOU, Japan?
 
 
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How To Advertise Stripping (TotallyCrap)
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Jessica Alba Motherhood (CelebSlam)
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Million Dollar Baby in 5 Seconds

 
We watched this at least ten times this morning and laughed like idiots every single time. I’m not saying who, but one of us laughed so hard he lost his glasses and pee’d a little. 
 
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Steampunk Underwater Helmet (Walyou)
 
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