It’s hard to believe that we’ve never had a "Best Talk Show Fights" article on Holy Taco
before. Stupid people fighting
and Holy Taco go together like water balloons and urine. Here are some of our favorite talk show fights:
Midget vs. Smaller Midget
This is universally considered the best talk show fight clip ever, and it’s pretty easy to understand why. On the one hand, I’m rooting for the bigger midget, because, being a midget, he rarely has the opportunity to just manhandle someone like this, and I’m proud to see him taking advantage of it. On the other hand, the smaller midget can’t get up if he falls down, so he just crawls around like a seal, and that’s entertaining as hell to watch.
Talk Show Host vs. Guests
I’m not sure where this show is from, but I’m guessing it’s probably somewhere in Eastern Europe, or another place where people have to learn to kick ass at a very young age in order to survive. Eastern Europe also seems like one of the only places where they would design a talk show set that looks so much like the lair of a James Bond villain.
Old Lady vs. Really Old Lady
This is kind of like watching a really shitty fight in slow-motion, but it’s just nice to see these old ladies getting some exercise. Plus, am I the only one who thinks babushkas are sexy as hell?
Hot Bikini Babe vs. Ugly Bikini Babe/Hotter Bikini Babe vs. Host
This isn’t really a very good fight video, but it does contain a bunch of hot babes in bikinis, and after that old lady fight up there, we thought you might like that.