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What’Choo Talkin’ ‘Bout, Lisa Bloom?

 
I guess you’d say he got a little angry.
 
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Jamie McMurray On Letterman (AllLeftTurns)
The Worst Oscars of All Time (ScreenJunkies)
Steam Punk Girls (TheChive)
Dont Mess With Busses (TooShocking)
Heidi Klum Holds Her Boobs (TotallyCrap)
Behold The Douchebags (PopCrunch)
Heavy Rain Game Review (G4TV)
Hot Girls On The Internets (DoubleViking)
Lindsay Lohan Almsot Gets Topless (HollywoodTuna)
Zipline vs Nutsack (EvilChili)
Hayden’s Boob Implants (DailyFill)
Kim K is Dangerous (CelebSlam)
Buy Super Mario Quilts (Walyou)
 
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Fat Lady + Holy In The Wall = Hilarious

 
 OH, YEEAHH!
 
Olympic Kitty (TotalProSports)
A Guys Night Out (MadeMan)
Geico Reacts To Dayton Pothole (AllLeftTurns)
Hot Stormtrooper Gallery (ScreenJunkies)
Loemie Noier Hotness (TheChive)
Gemma Atkinson Gets Sexy (TotallyCrap)
Mascot Eats Cheerleader (DoubleViking)
10 Really Bizzare Explosions (Oddee)
Sports Illustrated Model Gallery (AskMen)
Traffic Stop Goes Horribly Wrong (TooShocking)
Paris Hilton Bikini Pics (HollywoodTuna)
Angry Lady vs Lawnmower (EvilChili)
Pam Anderson is Back (CelebSlam)
This is Two Girl Tammy (Atom)
Google Is Getting Scarier (Walyou)
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Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree

 
 
This is a news story from Arizona about a guy who carved a tree in the shape of a dick, and somehow the local news has managed to make it incredibly boring. I learned how to describe a tree shaped like a dick without being too graphic for the news, though. You just say, "a tree shaped like a male body part that rhymes with the city of Silenus."
 
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25 Sexy Stormtroopers (ScreenJunkies
The 9 Second KO (Cagepotato
Space is Sexy (SuperTremendous
Cool People Who Died With No Valentine (LemonDrop
Bar Rafaeli Hotness (Coed)
Fat Kid vs Frozen Lake (EvilChili)
When Hip Hop Was Actually Good (TopCultured)
How To Get Laid On Valentines (Maxim)
Kaaydah Marie is HOT (HailMaryJane)
Stephen Curry is Good (Detroit4Lyfe)
Colbert in Chicago (NQTC
Where’s The Slut? (IAmBored
Disgusting Computer Bug (EJB
I Like Canadian Politics (BuzzFeed
Hot for 30 Rock (Asylum
Laser Kills Mosquito (FilmDrunk)
 
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How To Pass Time in Russia

 
Are you going to have to hypnotize someone to get them to sleep with you on Valentine’s Day? Just have them watch this retarded video.
 
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Nascar will change your Life (AllLeftTurns
Cinemas Sexy Lessons (ScreenJunkies
No More M-1 Global (Cagepotato
Sex Machines For Valentines (LemonDrop
Kristi Leskinen: Ice Queen (Coed
What Happened To Sanders? (TopCultured)
Chimp Bangs Frog (EvilChili
The Brain Loves Spirits (IAmBored
Hot Sports Girls (Maxim
Beware The Tree Ball (EJB
The Robot Unicorn Attack (BuzzFeed)
Pets For Valentines (Asylum
Even Palestine Loves Avatar (FilmDrunk)
 
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Awesome Valentine’s Pranks

 
Valentine’s Day is a great day to show that special someone how much you care about them.  In lieu of that, it’s also a good day to scare the crap out of someone, because they’ll never see it coming.
 
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The Daytona 500 Odds (AllLeftTurns)
Cinemas Best Lessons In Sex (ScreenJunkies)
Annoying Facebook Girls (TheChive)
Melissa Satta Hotness (TotallyCrap)
How To Get Young Girls (AskMen)
Hot Girls On The Net (DoubleViking)
They Panties Are Fun (Oddee)
The Medicine Ball Nutshot (EvilChili)
Now This Is Disgusting (TooShocking)
Emma Roberts Is Hot (HollywoodTuna)
Who’s Banging Lady Gaga (DailyFill)
Lauren Conrad Wrote A Book (CelebSlam)
How To Terrify Playmates (Atom)
The Heidi Klum Gallery (Uncoached)
Play Resident Evil Monopoly (Walyou)
 
 
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Japan Has Finally Perfected the Fauxgina

 
Just in time for Valentine’s Day: Japan has introduced the most hi-tech pocket pussy ever.  It’s like the Death Star of fake vaginas.  It even kind of looks like the Death Star on the flythrough part.  They don’t say anything about a giant laser in this promo clip, but you know it’s in there somewhere.
 
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Apparently Dudes Are More Romantic (MadeMan)
Check Out The Logano Twins (AllLeftTurns)
Who’s The Best Actress Ever? (ScreenJunkies)
20 Epic Logo Fails (Manofest)
This Squirrel is just drunk (TheChive)
Heidi Klum Hotness (TotallyCrap)
Hot Girls of the Web (DoubleViking)
The Male Attention Span (Maxim)
Katie Cuoco Sexy Pictures (HollywoodTuna)
10 Badass Explosions (Oddee)
Hot Girls of Tempe12 (AskMen)
Megan Fox is Actually Ugly (DailyFill)
Girls Mark Sanchez Tapped (CelebSlam)
Lots of Hot Girls Here (Uncoached)
Behold The Robot Servant (Walyou)
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This Guy Likes Stores That Tell You What They Are

After watching this, I think Hooter’s should change their name to Titties and Chicken. It’s a little more helpful. Who do we petition for that?
 
Colts Fans Hate Facebook (TotalProSports)
Twitters Best Pickup Lines (MadeMan)
Cinemas Best Lessons in Sex (ScreenJunkies)
The Worst Book Titles of all Time (Manofest)
Hot Girls Playing Video Games (TheChive)
Dont Mess With This Guy (TooShocking)
The Hottest Tramp Stamp Yet (TotallyCrap)
This Dude’s Pregnant (PopCrunch)
Lets Talk Dantes Inferno (G4)
Hot Girls On The NET (DoubleViking)
Rhian Sudgen Gets Hot (HollywoodTuna)
Geckos Are Pimps (EvilChili)
Taylor Swift Photoshoot (DailyFill)
 Buy The Charlie Brown Tie Fighter (Walyou)
 
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This Exists

 
This is the next best thing to being molested at Disneyland.
  
The Hottest Soccer WAGs of 2010 (TotalProSports)
The Valentines Day Gift Guide (MadeMan)
Nascar Taps Kim Kardashian (AllLeftTurns)
The Best David Caruso Memes (ScreenJunkies)
The Funniest TV Captions Around (Manofest)
Danica Patrick is HOT After All (TheChive)
10 Ways To Get Rid of a Friend (ChrisIlluminati)
Aww Yeah Man Boobs (TotallyCrap)
Hot Girls On The Internets (DoubleViking)
Hot And Funny Panties (Oddee)
Hot Girls Of Tempe12 (AskMen)
Triple Spin Back Pain (TooShocking)
Jessica Biel Brings Sexy Back (HollywoodTuna)
Skydivers Backflips (EvilChili)
Rihanna is a Rude Boy (DailyFill)
Carrie Prejean Gets Married (CelebSlam)
Sometimes Hot Models Are Funny (Atom)
Google Is Buzzin’ (Walyou)
 
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The Ballad of Beaker

 
Beaker learns the hard way that the internet is a cruel, cruel mistress.
 
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How To Find Your Dream Job (MadeMan)
Nascar Loves Kim K (AllLeftTurns)
Awesome David Caruso Memes (ScreenJunkies)
The Funniest Google Searches (Manofest)
The Bi-Curious Dog (TheChive)
Melissa Gilaldo Hotness (TotallyCrap)
The Gosselin Book (PopCrunch)
Scary Things Babies Can Do (Cracked)
UFC Goes Undisputed (G4TV)
Hot Internet Babes Compilation (DoubleViking)
Safety Rope Fail (EvilChili)
Being Gay Aint Cool (TooShocking)
 Marissa Miller Shows Some Crack (HollywoodTuna)
Cullen Banged Uma Thurman (DailyFill)
Blake Lively Hotness (CelebSlam)
Buy The Horoscope Machine (Walyou)
 
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Doritos Date Night Commercial

Everyone’s posting their favorite Super Bowl commercials today, so we decided to post ours. Enjoy!
 
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Learn How To Crush Bones (MadeMan)
Hilarious David Caruso Memes (ScreenJunkies)
25 Hilarious Translation Fails (Manofest)
The Front Butt Gallery (TheChive)
Frog Gets Pwned (TotallyCrap)
Keeley Hazell Hotness (AskMen)\
Hot Girls On The Internet (DoubleViking)
Intense Google Street Views (Oddee)
Kimmel Owns Leno (EvilChili)
2 Girls, 1 Mouth (TooShocking)
Anne Hathaway GQ (HollywooTuna)
Kourtney K’s Babydaddy (DailyFill)
Taylor Does The Mayor (CelebSlam)
The All New Arcade Mug (Walyou)
 
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