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What’Choo Talkin’ ‘Bout, Lisa Bloom?

I guess you’d say he got a little angry.
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Fat Lady + Holy In The Wall = Hilarious

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Everyone Should Have a Penis Tree

This is a news story from Arizona about a guy who carved a tree in the shape of a dick, and somehow the local news has managed to make it incredibly boring. I learned how to describe a tree shaped like a dick without being too graphic for the news, though. You just say, "a tree shaped like a male body part that rhymes with the city of Silenus."
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How To Pass Time in Russia

Are you going to have to hypnotize someone to get them to sleep with you on Valentine’s Day? Just have them watch this retarded video.
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Even Palestine Loves Avatar (FilmDrunk)

Awesome Valentine’s Pranks

Valentine’s Day is a great day to show that special someone how much you care about them.  In lieu of that, it’s also a good day to scare the crap out of someone, because they’ll never see it coming.
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The Heidi Klum Gallery (Uncoached)
Play Resident Evil Monopoly (Walyou)

Japan Has Finally Perfected the Fauxgina

Just in time for Valentine’s Day: Japan has introduced the most hi-tech pocket pussy ever.  It’s like the Death Star of fake vaginas.  It even kind of looks like the Death Star on the flythrough part.  They don’t say anything about a giant laser in this promo clip, but you know it’s in there somewhere.
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Heidi Klum Hotness (TotallyCrap)
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Megan Fox is Actually Ugly (DailyFill)
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Lots of Hot Girls Here (Uncoached)
Behold The Robot Servant (Walyou)

This Guy Likes Stores That Tell You What They Are

After watching this, I think Hooter’s should change their name to Titties and Chicken. It’s a little more helpful. Who do we petition for that?
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Rhian Sudgen Gets Hot (HollywoodTuna)
Geckos Are Pimps (EvilChili)
Taylor Swift Photoshoot (DailyFill)
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This Exists

This is the next best thing to being molested at Disneyland.
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Jessica Biel Brings Sexy Back (HollywoodTuna)
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Rihanna is a Rude Boy (DailyFill)
Carrie Prejean Gets Married (CelebSlam)
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Google Is Buzzin’ (Walyou)

The Ballad of Beaker

Beaker learns the hard way that the internet is a cruel, cruel mistress.
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 Marissa Miller Shows Some Crack (HollywoodTuna)
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Buy The Horoscope Machine (Walyou)

Doritos Date Night Commercial

Everyone’s posting their favorite Super Bowl commercials today, so we decided to post ours. Enjoy!
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