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Yes, There Was an Aerobics Championship Once

Eighties? More like Gay-tees. 
 
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Jessica Alba Gets A Spanking (TotallyCrap)
Christina Stefanidi Is HOTTER (DoubleViking)
Jesikah Maximus (AskMen)
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Kid Jumps 5 Stories And Walks! (TooShocking)
Amanda Holden Works It (HollywoodTuna)
How NOT To Celebrate A Touchdown (EvilChili)
Rihanna And Champagne (DailyFill)
Britney’s Going Nuts (CelebSlam)
Venom Motorcycle Helments Are Terrifying (Walyou)
 
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Best Weatherman Ever

 
This might be the best weatherman ever. You can tell that the anchorman is totaly jealous that the weather guy is getting the attention of the big breasted co-anchor. He even goes as far as to draw a sad face on his score card. What a dick. You lose, anchorman. Weather guy’s going to be banging the giant chested chick tonight.
 
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Marissa Miller In A Bikini (HollywoodTuna)
Taylor Swift Is In Twilight (DailyFill)
Two Girls 1 Photo (CelebSlam)
Lego Tetris Is The Bomb! (Walyou)
 
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This Guy Wants To Keep Your Balls Dry

 
Fresh Balls is an actual product, no joke. I’d type more about this, but I’m on the phone with them right now trying to get rush delivery.
 
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Eva Wrywal Goes Nuts (TotallyCrap)
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Jillian Jordan Is One Sexy Woman (AskMen)
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Delilah Has A Stalker (EvilChili)
Kristin Cavallari Shows Some Skin (HollywoodTuna)
Megan Fox Bends Over For Us (DailyFill)
Don’t Mess With Tony Soprano (CelebSlam)
Holly Weber Is Too Hot For Her Own Good (Uncoached)
Own A Real Proton Pack (Walyou)
Sewer Explosion Caught On Tape (TooShocking)
 
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How To Poop In Japan

 
This video is very old, but it’s one of my all-time favorites.  I think if I was a little Japanese kid I’d probably be entertained by this video, but I’d be completely terrified of shitting, because the kid who’s pretending to shit at the end sounds like he’s squeezing out a rhinoceros.
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George Brett Sings A Song About Crapping His Pants

 
George Brett is a real man’s man. He’s the kind of guy that probably smells like pine tar and chewing tobacco all the time. I bet he likes beer, grilling meat, playing baseball…oh, and he’s good for sh*tting his pants at least twice a year. 
 
 
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Danica Patrick Wins And Loses (AllLeftTurns)
Despicable Me Aint No Pixar (ScreenJunkies)
Self Motivation Gallery (TheChive)
Kelly Brook Is A Tart (TotallyCrap)
The 25 Scariest Faces Of All Time (Manofest)
Dalila Martinelli is HOT (DoubleViking)
Vacation Sex 101 (Maxim)
Mariah Carey’s Swimsuit Gallery (HollywoodTuna)
This Is The Coolest Bike Trick Ever (EvilChili)
Jillian Jordan Gallery (AskMen)
Megan Fox Bends Over For You (DailyFill)
Britney Nips Out (CelebSlam)
Erin McKinnon Is Way Sexy (Uncoached)
The Boba Fett Cake Is The Best (Walyou)
 
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Finally, The Teen Wolf Sequel We’ve Been Waiting For: Middle Aged Wolf!


We all loved Teen Wolf  in the 80′s, and many of us were left wondering what happened to our sometimes furry friend. Well, wait no longer, because the much anticipated next chapter of Teen Wolf’s life is now on the very, very small screen. Middle Aged Wolf!
 
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Danica Signs Fat Kids Moobs (AllLeftTurns)
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Alehandra Cata Is HOT (TotallyCrap)
Angelina Is Salty (PopCrunch)
The Sexiest Moments in Late Night TV (Manofest)
Ria Antoniou Is Globally Sexy (DoubleViking)
Rachel Bilson Works Her Body (HollywoodTuna)
Never Forget Your Handbrake (EvilChili)
Kourtney K is Still Pregnant (DailyFill)
Carrie Prejean And Her Sex Tape (CelebSlam)
Darth Vaders Evil Mask is Evil (Walyou)
 
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Hilarious Sexual Harassment Video

 
This video had me fooled for about :40 seconds, until it started getting hilarious. Is there a better sexual harassment training video on the internet? I think not. What’s that smell?
 
 
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The 1st Heated Wetsuit Ever (MadeMan)
The Soft Side Of Jimmy Spencer (AllLeftTurns)
Richard Kelly And His Cool Box (ScreenJunkies)
This Girl Swallowed (TheChive)
Hot Women In The Military (TotallyCrap)
Jillian Jordan Gallery (AskMen)
Hot Girls Dressed As Snow White (Manofest)
Marissa Miller Has A Great Ass (HollywoodTuna)
Mascot Awesomeness (EvilChili)
Kim K Goes Nuts (DailyFill)
Lindsay Lohan On The Beach (CelebSlam)
The All New Pirate Keyboard (Walyou)
 
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Hot Chicks Love the Top Gun Song


 
We recently went to the Bahamas on the Bud Light Party Cruise, and we decided to spend our vacation hitting on girls…with mixed results.  Enjoy.
 
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The Greatest Rapper Alive

 
It appears that she has a plunger in the corner with a handle that’s about 4 feet long. By the looks of her, I’m surprised that the plunger’s handle isn’t wrapped with athletic tape for a better grip. I’m sure she puts that thing to good use. I can’t wait till "Plungin’ Mah Toilet" comes out, immediately followed by "Wipe’n Wit a Beach Towel"
 
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The Most Badass iPod Dock (MadeMan)
Jamie McCurries Wife Gallery (AllLeftTurns)
Jimmy Fallon Goes 80′s (ScreenJunkies)
Douchebags Are Universal (TheChive)
10 Funniest Sideline Report Bloopers (Manofest)
Dont Basejump In Karachi (TotallyCrap)
McDonalds Drive Through Gets Nuts (PopCrunch)
Bianca Jeffrey Is HOT (DoubleViking)
Potato Gun Backfire (EvilChili)
Celebrity Halloween Hotness (HollywoodTuna)
Taylor Swift Gets Punked (DailyFill)
Kim K Is A Sexy Genie (CelebSlam)
The Pacman Car Is Pimpin (Walyou)
 
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Christopher Walken Performs Lady Gaga’s Poker Face


 
 
This just proves that Christopher Walken can read anything and make it funny. He could read my grandmother’s obituary, detailing a gruesome gang rape and I’d still probably shoot milk out of my nose. 
 
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How Can YOU Improve Nascar (AllLeftTurns)
Jimmy Fallon Goes 80′s (ScreenJunkies)
The Best Celebrity Mugshots Ever (TheChive)
Olivia Wilde Hotness Gallery (TotallyCrap)
Jessica Burciaga Is Sexy (AskMen)
Vanessa Arias Is Way Too Hot For Her Own Good (DoubleViking)
MJ Kid Loves His Dolorian (EvilChili)
Megan Fox Wears The Sexiest Halloween Costume Ever (HollywoodTuna)
Lady Gaga Is Little Red Riding Whore (DailyFill)
The Kardashian Sisters Like To Promote Stuff (CelebSlam)
Hot Girls To Look At For The Weekend (Uncoached)
The Mac Motorbike Is A Must Have (Walyou)
 
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