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Another Awesomely Bad Movie: Biohazard

 
As you probably know, we really like really bad movies. And while I’m not sure if this will top any of the scenes from the greatest movie of all time, this definitely deserves an induction into the "So Shitty It’s Awesome Movie Hall of Fame."
 
Thanks to the gang at EverythingisTerrible.com, here it is in three minutes.
 
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The Chris Chan Saga Is Finally Over…Or Is It?

A few weeks ago, we posted a video of the awesomest dude ever talking about why homosexuality is wrong (and holding a PS3 controller while he was doing it.) Since then, I’ve learned that his name is Chris Chan and he was a big hit over at EncyclopediaDramatica.com (or "ED" as he refers to it.) And from what I can tell, ED loved Chris so much that they spent a great deal of energy making fun of him that he got a little…flustered. To be honest, I have no idea what happened, but whatever it was, it made Chris post these three videos expressing a very entertaining rage, threats of violence, and finally, brings a dramatic close to his life as a Youtube video guy.
 
 
If you actually know the story behind this, leave it in the comments section and I’ll add it into this intro. If you don’t know the story, I don’t think that will affect your enjoyment of these videos. [Editor's Note: Our friends at SickPigs.com left a detailed explanation of this whole saga in the comments section (along with a few links with even more explanation.) I can't bring myself to copy and paste it onto the homepage, so just scroll down after the jump and you'll see it.]
 
See his other two videos after the jump.
 
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“C Me Dance” Is A Movie Everyone Needs To See

 
I’m not totally sure what this is about, but it looks like God gave some girl cancer and then "chose her" to do something or other. And that pissed off the devil, who shows up to kick her ass, only to be sent back to hell through…uhh, dancing? 
 
Clearly from my plot synopsis it’s clear we all need to organize a field trip to see this. Who’s free this weekend?
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April Fool’s Day Pranks: A Montage

 
What good are friends if you’re not committing randoms acts of violence against them on video?
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Call This Number If You Really Want To Cry

 
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“I’m Teaching Your Son About The Universe”

 
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Looks Like Robots Aren’t Going To Take Over After All

 
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The Best Still From This Video

Phone Sex Prank Call Goes Pretty Well (NSFW Language)

 
A little backstory: Stand-up comic Gil Ozeri has made some amazing prank calls where he calls phone sex lines and says he’s into really odd fetishes like clowns, Jewish mother steretypes and (my favorite) old-timey barbers. In his new one, he tells a phone sex operator that he’s into "really bad comedians, like, hack comedians" and asks the girl to act out his fantasy for him. Luckily she happens to be the best worst comedian ever. She proceeds to tell the only joke she knows and then goes on to just…sort of, say a random sentence that’s punctuated with the classic "buh-dum-dum" drum that somehow lets you know the "joke" she just told is over.
 
Keep your ears open at the 2:20 mark for the best Christopher Walken impression you will ever hear.
 
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