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In Celebration Of Baseball’s Return: An Ozzie Guillen Gallery

Baseball is back. Which means we can all look forward to another season with the world’s most photogenic manager: Ozzie Guillen. He uses his hands to talk more than Helen Keller. He freaks out. He flips people off. And, maybe most of all, he loves to hug dudes. So, to celebrate the return of America’s pasttime, here’s a photographic retrospective of the White Sox hilarious manager. (Seriously, Ozzie, we love you. Never, ever change.)
See more photos of Ozzie hugging dudes, waving his hands like Charles Manson and generally just being Ozzie after the jump.


12 Responses to "In Celebration Of Baseball’s Return: An Ozzie Guillen Gallery"

  1. john says:

    Long live Ozzie Guillen…

  2. Ryan says:

    Ozzie Guillen is a queer. Go Cubs!

  3. john says:

    Funny you use the word queer cock breath.. and what’s a half mile from Wrigley field? Oh that’s right, BOYSTOWN!! Go suck one at Spin fruitcake…

  4. matt says:

    no reason to fight; both your teams are terrible.

  5. Dom says:

    Thanks John, beat me to it. Go Sox!

  6. Sweet Lou says:

    I notice that the Sox fan knows not only about the location of Boystown, but the names of specific gay bars. Interestting.

  7. Walrus says:

    Sox all-fuckin-day, baby

    Ozzie’s the shit

  8. Pratik says:

    I love how every picture of him is baseball-related. He can’t get away from the game, even though sometimes the game tries collectively to get away from him.

  9. dane says:

    man i dont even like baseball and I love ozzie

  10. http://www.powerballlotteryresults.org/ says:

    He’s an icon

  11. toats mcgoats says:

    lol Obama loves anal

  12. Joe Pepitone says:

    Whitesox fans love it anal!!