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Celebrities Look Stupid When They Make Out

Celebrities may have money, fame, glory, perfect lives, looks, nice cars, lots of clothes and everything else we want but can’t afford. But, they do look stupid when they’re making out, so at least we have that on them.


Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
When you really love someone, you definitely want to show your affection by unhinging your lower jaw and devouring them like a boa constricter.


Jared Leto and Paris Hilton
You can’t see them with the naked eye, but there are 14 types of herpes in this photo.


Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson
Are they both chewing on a cow tongue? Jesus, how big is that thing?


Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo
I don’t know what that blue crap is on her face, but this kiss just brok Romo’s pinkie.


Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie
I’ve got a joke for you: How many Billy Bob Thorntons does it take to make Angelina Jolie disgusting. Answer: One. LULZ!


Miley Cyrus and Ashley Tisdale
Some people like to kiss on the mouth, others aim for the lower jaw.


Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan
I miss Mike’s long permy hair.


Hugh Hefner and Kendra Wilkinson
This kiss should be called “Old Man Smell.”


Pink and Carey Hart
Since this is a men’s site, I feel like I should apologize for putting up a photo of two dudes kissing. So, sorry about that.


Posh Spice and a Purse
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but she’s a little materialistic.

15 Responses to "Celebrities Look Stupid When They Make Out"

  1. The Manticore says:

    and I bet hes still on penicillin. *shudder*

  2. WTF Paris!?! Get off my Boyfriend!!

  3. Reverv says:

    WOW! Tito Ortiz can beat anyone’s ass but he sure can’t beat Herpes.

  4. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-look-stupid-when-they-make-out/#comment-63743">May 13, 2009 at 12:09 pm</a></div> <p>Hi. My home is not a place, it is people.<br /> I am from Afghanistan and learning to read in English, give true I wrote the following sentence: “Th seoul international financial forum kicks off.Avtovaz cccp car collection my two cccp cars from avtovaz manufactury ussr ”</p> <p>With love <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_sad.gif' alt=':(' class='wp-smiley' /> , Edan.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-66523"> <div id="comment-66523" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">2x The Manticore</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-look-stupid-when-they-make-out/#comment-66523">August 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm</a></div> <p>noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!oneone!!1!1!elevennoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!oneone!!1!1!eleven</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-110004"> <div id="comment-110004" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-look-stupid-when-they-make-out/#comment-110004">June 18, 2009 at 3:51 pm</a></div> <p>lol. that response was gold.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-20827"> <div id="comment-20827" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Buddy Ice</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-look-stupid-when-they-make-out/#comment-20827">October 14, 2008 at 6:54 pm</a></div> <p>Is Jenna Jameson regurgitating somebody’s penis into his mouth?</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-20828"> <div id="comment-20828" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://www.myspace.com/oakhill49' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>blake</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-look-stupid-when-they-make-out/#comment-20828">October 14, 2008 at 7:25 pm</a></div> <p>So that’s what smurf spooge looks like.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-20829"> <div id="comment-20829" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://regretfulmorning.com/2008/10/10-pre-climax-lines-what-not-to-say/' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>Oragsm in my shorts</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-look-stupid-when-they-make-out/#comment-20829">October 14, 2008 at 7:43 pm</a></div> <p>Poor Tito. Kissing that is like sucking 800 cocks.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-20830"> <div id="comment-20830" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://bojangles.com' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>Pratik</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-look-stupid-when-they-make-out/#comment-20830">October 14, 2008 at 8:57 pm</a></div> <p>Nicolette Sheridan is like “JESUS get off me man!”</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-20831"> <div id="comment-20831" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">pat</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-look-stupid-when-they-make-out/#comment-20831">October 15, 2008 at 1:52 am</a></div> <p>Jenna Jameson actually did more lesbo porn than male on female so she didnt get dicked as much as others, such as pam anderson</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-20832"> <div id="comment-20832" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">The Manticore</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-look-stupid-when-they-make-out/#comment-20832">October 15, 2008 at 4:25 am</a></div> <p>Jared! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!oneone!!1!1!eleven!</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-20833"> <div id="comment-20833" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn"><a href='http://somethinbeautiful.blogspot.com/' rel='external nofollow' class='url'>Jack</a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-look-stupid-when-they-make-out/#comment-20833">October 15, 2008 at 10:40 am</a></div> <p>Life emerged on earth about 3.8 billion years ago, but sex did not evolve until more than 2 billion years later. Dirty limericks emerged only quite recently, geologically speaking.<a href="http://somethinbeautiful.blogspot.com/2008/06/20-things-you-didnt-know-about-sex.html" rel="nofollow">20 Things You Didn�t Know About Sex</a></p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-20834"> <div id="comment-20834" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">illy</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-look-stupid-when-they-make-out/#comment-20834">October 15, 2008 at 6:04 pm</a></div> <p>don’t worry, The Manticore, it was like 3 years ago.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-20835"> <div id="comment-20835" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">TreeHugR</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/celebrities-look-stupid-when-they-make-out/#comment-20835">October 16, 2008 at 4:09 am</a></div> <p>Holy crap Buddy Ice, I almost pee’d myself when I read your comment. 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