Celebrities may have money, fame, glory, perfect lives, looks, nice cars, lots of clothes and everything else we want but can’t afford. But, they do look stupid when they’re making out, so at least we have that on them.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
When you really love someone, you definitely want to show your affection by unhinging your lower jaw and devouring them like a boa constricter.
Jared Leto and Paris Hilton
You can’t see them with the naked eye, but there are 14 types of herpes in this photo.
Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson
Are they both chewing on a cow tongue? Jesus, how big is that thing?
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo
I don’t know what that blue crap is on her face, but this kiss just brok Romo’s pinkie.
Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie
I’ve got a joke for you: How many Billy Bob Thorntons does it take to make Angelina Jolie disgusting. Answer: One. LULZ!
Miley Cyrus and Ashley Tisdale
Some people like to kiss on the mouth, others aim for the lower jaw.
Michael Bolton and Nicollette Sheridan
I miss Mike’s long permy hair.
Hugh Hefner and Kendra Wilkinson
This kiss should be called “Old Man Smell.”
Pink and Carey Hart
Since this is a men’s site, I feel like I should apologize for putting up a photo of two dudes kissing. So, sorry about that.
Posh Spice and a Purse
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but she’s a little materialistic.