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Celebrities With Black Eyes


Robert Downey Jr – Actor/Writer/Producer/Ex-Con


Kelly Osbourne – Tubby Singer/Tubby DJ/Ozzy’s Tubby Daughter


Charlie Rose – Talk Show Host/News Guy


Jessica Simpson – Singer/Actress/Cowboys Fan


DJ AM – (Morning) DJ


Joe Rogan – Comedian/UFC Commentator/Carlos Mencia Hater


Lucy Lawless – Xena: Warrior Princess/Hero to Lesbians Everywhere


Michael Vartan – Actor


Jamie Oliver – The Naked Chef


Pete Dougherty – Musician/Professional Junkie


Jamie Theakston – English DJ



Madonna (Twice!) – Singer/Actress/Weird Alien Creature

If you know of any other photos I missed, drop a link in the comment section and I’ll add it to this list.

Other Crap To Look At:
Julia Roberts in a bikini (drunkenstepfather)
Sandy Marie is attractive (gorillamask)
Hannah Montana penis candy (BestWeekEver)
Donna Feldman in Maxim UK (cameltap)
The best of Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh (doubleviking)
Jodie Marsh has ginormous mams (hornyoyster)
Diddy is sick and tired of gas prices (TheBlemish)
Falling tree hits kid in the face (nothingtoxic)

5 Responses to "Celebrities With Black Eyes"

  1. Pratik says:

    A really long time ago, didn’t you do an article about Charlie Rose having a black eye because he got into a gangsta fight with Peter Jennings or someone like that? I laughed my ass off when I read that and it made my day.

  2. Captain Egg says:

    I liek Turtles

  3. bush says:

    madonna has got some balls on er doesnt she. i know things. now shes got a shitload of money so its one of two things for her. the rest of them are weak. but she, either had somebody kick her ass on purpose, in which case ive come from not enough whiskey in the world to even use her as a toilet to adoration, or she’s paid some special effects master to hook her up like this, either way for the much NEEDED publicity, but the latter confirms to my heart stellar potential used for squeezing shit into a hersheys kiss wrapper. i wonder if it was ali g? never liked that loathsome hunk of dog doo either, but if in fact he kicked her ass, even if it was an method ass kicking, he gets at least up to the weak B list in my book.

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  5. angela says:

    Wow, how random, lol.

    That Lucy Lawless picture is from a television show (Burn Notice).