Just like everyone else who's under 8-years old or totally stupid, celebrities often write letters to Santa during the holidays, providing him with a list of gifts that they hope to magically receive on Christmas morning. Lucky for you, we managed to intercept some of these celebrity christmas letters:
honestly, plain pussy tastes like armpit. i like to empty a few pixie sticks in there before i do the dirty. plus, eating a good pussy ensures that you can blow it on her face later (if youre into that).
Do you know when you start laughing really loud in your cubicle and then everyone you work with comes over and says what's so funny? And you show them the Swayze list and then everyone thinks you're a giant ahole. Well now I can't get up because I pissed myself, that was hilarious.
I'm all for humor, but as someone whose father passed away from the same disease as Swayze, your joke is really fucking lame. It's sad people are so insecure about themselves, most likely in an unconscious way, that they have to poke fun at people who've died of one of the most lethal diseases someone could be faced with.
Stop whining about this post you fucking pussies. If you don't like it don't read it, but stop lecturing the rest of us on what's funny and what isn't. I'm sorry you lost your sense of humor in the accident that knocked your dick off. Leave the rest of us the fuck out of it.
I loved Patrick Swayze too.... but that was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
And I have never seen Jon Gosselin portrayed so accurately. Good one!
I'm getting really tired of everyone complaining about every fucking thing being offensive. If you don't like it, SKIP PAST IT! When did right to free speech mean only if everyone in the free world liked what you said?
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December 15th, 2009 at 09:56 am
snookie one is fucking hilarious...
December 15th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Dude, you guys are going to hell, but the Patrick Swayze one was fucking hilarious.
December 15th, 2009 at 10:35 am
LOL, i love the barack one. The Swayze one was great too.
December 15th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Swayze's was in poor taste and the Barack one could've been funnier. Gosslin and Tiger - spot on.
December 15th, 2009 at 11:46 am
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS IN BAD TASTE YOUR DAUGHTERS PUSSY
December 15th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
You know what else was in bad taste? The "your daughter joke". Are you a fucking pedophile?
December 15th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
... I mean the "Your daughter" statement. I guess I can't consider it a joke if it wasn't remotely funny.
December 15th, 2009 at 01:18 pm
TT how do you know what pussy tastes like, if you are gay?
December 15th, 2009 at 02:17 pm
honestly, plain pussy tastes like armpit. i like to empty a few pixie sticks in there before i do the dirty. plus, eating a good pussy ensures that you can blow it on her face later (if youre into that).
December 15th, 2009 at 11:40 am
I loved watching Snookie get punched in her pickle hole. Best GIF ever!!
December 15th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Do you know when you start laughing really loud in your cubicle and then everyone you work with comes over and says what's so funny? And you show them the Swayze list and then everyone thinks you're a giant ahole. Well now I can't get up because I pissed myself, that was hilarious.
December 15th, 2009 at 01:23 pm
awww...it's swayze, man. not cool.
...*giggle*
December 15th, 2009 at 05:06 pm
screw you holy taco patrick swayze has a round house kick to the face waiting for you at the pearly gates
December 15th, 2009 at 05:25 pm
I can laugh at crude stuff with anyone, but that swayze one was below the belt, uncalled for.
December 15th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I'm all for humor, but as someone whose father passed away from the same disease as Swayze, your joke is really fucking lame. It's sad people are so insecure about themselves, most likely in an unconscious way, that they have to poke fun at people who've died of one of the most lethal diseases someone could be faced with.
December 16th, 2009 at 05:37 am
Stop whining about this post you fucking pussies. If you don't like it don't read it, but stop lecturing the rest of us on what's funny and what isn't. I'm sorry you lost your sense of humor in the accident that knocked your dick off. Leave the rest of us the fuck out of it.
December 16th, 2009 at 02:40 pm
Don't deprive us of a good laugh just because we were born without souls. I think it's dumb to let your morals get in the way of a good time.
December 16th, 2009 at 04:07 pm
hey how do you say guido
December 16th, 2009 at 06:00 pm
I loved Patrick Swayze too.... but that was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.
And I have never seen Jon Gosselin portrayed so accurately. Good one!
I'm getting really tired of everyone complaining about every fucking thing being offensive. If you don't like it, SKIP PAST IT! When did right to free speech mean only if everyone in the free world liked what you said?
December 17th, 2009 at 01:33 pm
Boooh wtf Patrick Swayze? You don't make fun of a dead guy assholes.
December 26th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Swayze didn't die writting the letter! He wants a lumpy boob not a "pancrea."
December 26th, 2009 at 11:19 am
for his wife who died of breast cancer...
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