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Cheap Alternatives

A recent industry report suggests that, in lieu of the current economic recession, people are shying away from expensive alcohol and bars and choosing instead to drink cheap liquor at home.  That’s why we’ve created this helpful Guide to Cheap Alternatives that will save you money and get you (nearly) the same results as their lavish and expensive counterparts.
 
 

22 Responses to "Cheap Alternatives"

  1. Hellolleh says:

    One of the best articles Ive seen in a lonnnggg time.

    vodka and skittles ftw.

  2. Sugartits says:

    The iPhone with a magnifying glass was very clever.

  3. crazyrick2k says:

    Bottle of Thunderbird + Bottle of Night Train + Incredible Hulk Episodes = me trying to smash through my bedroom wall at 2am and trying to interrupt my roommate having sex.

  4. the gingless souler says:

    what`s with the hand?

  5. the gingless souler says:

    wtf? there was a dude before me, but he`s gone, so i guess I`M FIRST AGAIN! i`m on a winning streak, fuckers!

  6. jethro says:

    WTF?!?!? it was me!!! what happened to my first comment?

  7. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    You gigantic ass-hole swallowed it up, idiot!

  8. KrazeDude says:

    LOL.. I’m loving the last one since I’m a big fan of both sites.

  9. fart mouth says:

    Holy Taco Rules! Fuck Cracked.

  10. pratik says:

    Get back to work, Justin.

  11. Faggot says:

    Maybe if you faggots would get off the internet you would still have jobs and be able to afford shit.

  12. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Maybe if you got off the internet, you would notice me banging your mom on your own bed, idiot! By the way if you’re wondering what that smell is, Me and your mom jizzed all up in your underoos.

  13. Faggot says:

    Seriously faggots, stick to your hand because you wouldn’t know what to do with those titties anyway.

  14. mista lova lova says:

    you sound experienced… with the hand!

  15. z says:

    hey faggot- that’s not what your sister said.

  16. Yea boiiiii says:

    haha this is awesome, great job Holy Taco. As for Choosing Cracked over Holy Taco, cant choose!

  17. wesley says:

    condom -> plastic wrap.
    steak -> hamburger
    bottled water -> sink
    target -> walmart

  18. John Edwards says:

    Prostitute -> DonkeyXote’s Mom

  19. Tiger Woods says:

    Crackwhore -> DonkeyXote’s Mom

  20. Creed Bratton says:

    Hobo -> DonkeyXote

  21. Eddie Murphy says:

    Transvestite -> DonkeyXote

  22. big knockers magee says:

    Haha, I love the last one. Great humility holytaco. 2 of the best sites on the net


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