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recent industry report suggests that, in lieu of the current economic recession, people are shying away from expensive
alcohol and bars and choosing instead to drink cheap liquor at home. That’s why we’ve created this helpful Guide to Cheap Alternatives that will save you
money and get you (nearly) the same results as their lavish and expensive counterparts.
One of the best articles Ive seen in a lonnnggg time.
vodka and skittles ftw.
The iPhone with a magnifying glass was very clever.
Bottle of Thunderbird + Bottle of Night Train + Incredible Hulk Episodes = me trying to smash through my bedroom wall at 2am and trying to interrupt my roommate having sex.
what`s with the hand?
wtf? there was a dude before me, but he`s gone, so i guess I`M FIRST AGAIN! i`m on a winning streak, fuckers!
WTF?!?!? it was me!!! what happened to my first comment?
You gigantic ass-hole swallowed it up, idiot!
LOL.. I’m loving the last one since I’m a big fan of both sites.
Holy Taco Rules! Fuck Cracked.
Get back to work, Justin.
Maybe if you faggots would get off the internet you would still have jobs and be able to afford shit.
Maybe if you got off the internet, you would notice me banging your mom on your own bed, idiot! By the way if you’re wondering what that smell is, Me and your mom jizzed all up in your underoos.
Seriously faggots, stick to your hand because you wouldn’t know what to do with those titties anyway.
you sound experienced… with the hand!
hey faggot- that’s not what your sister said.
haha this is awesome, great job Holy Taco. As for Choosing Cracked over Holy Taco, cant choose!
condom -> plastic wrap.
steak -> hamburger
bottled water -> sink
target -> walmart
Prostitute -> DonkeyXote’s Mom
Crackwhore -> DonkeyXote’s Mom
Hobo -> DonkeyXote
Transvestite -> DonkeyXote
Haha, I love the last one. Great humility holytaco. 2 of the best sites on the net