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36 Responses to "Cheap Ass Couch"

  1. Jimmy says:

    Holytaco! That thing is perfect…

  2. nemesis says:

    I know what she can sit on until she gets a better couch

  3. why? says:

    that ass is so stretched out that there ain’t no taint!

  4. unkempt strategy says:

    again, not sure what you think you’re seeing …

  5. Bob Fairlane says:

    I thought I threw that couch in the ditch so you wouldn’t get it out of the dumpster!

  6. taintnothinbutabrowneye says:

    bet it tastes like honey-dipped McNuggets

  7. hottits says:

    that is the same couch my boyfriend and i own…and that’s obvs me!

  8. diablo says:

    lets a make a sexy time yeessssss

  9. sexy says:

    turn over so we can have a good time tonight i’ll make you scream stop , yes ,and i’ m your daddy in under five minutes

  10. darkman71 says:

    I must omit I had to let loose on this one……OMG

  11. Anonymoose says:

    OMG….

    First!

  12. Joe The Asshole says:

    again… that is sooooooo gay

  13. e says:

    it aint gay. idk y ppl hate ppl who say first.

  14. stdg says:

    I ht ppl tht dnt wrt vwls

  15. tonighttheyfly says:

    Its not a contest moose shit.

  16. ben2talk says:

    Everyone says it’s not a contest when they’re the loser.

    I wanted 5th place.

    OMG I won!!!

  17. sexy says:

    joe youlike guys that is a girl

  18. Mackin says:

    I’d prefer a higher quality asscouch.

    Oh, and should I say “first” as if I actually did something meaningful?

  19. Mackin says:

    Oh, alas, I missed “firsting” by a second. I am so chagrined.

  20. Señor Reacharound says:

    f*ckin loser!

  21. why? says:

    I hate a bitch that has a small clit!

  22. callas boardwalk says:

    if you think you see a clit in that pic, i’m not sure you know what a clit is …

  23. Señor Reacharound says:

    seriously, I want to know what you think a clit is?

  24. why? says:

    Lucky me, two dumb cock suckers critiquing my comment!
    CS # 1. Didn’t say I could see thru the thong dumb ass.
    CS # 2. Old fucks like you tend to forget what their told anyway.

  25. Ass fucker says:

    Yeah, but it’s still pretty obvious that you don’t know what a clit is.

  26. MrKillson says:

    I think their point is, why would you even bring that point up if there is no visible clit. Kinda stupid comment to make.

  27. Drake says:

    Fuck you why?. You’re just a fucking moron.
    That’s all I have to say.

  28. Anonymous f says:

    ur a dumnbass

  29. HausBroken says:

    No context has no context.

  30. Sherry says:

    HOLY SHIT!

  31. asjldhakjsdad says:

    Id bang her out

  32. Señor Reacharound says:

    YES!!!

    Speaking as an ass-man, I am very much enjoying Holy Taco’s constant postings of great asses. I can tell there are some people over there with excellent booty taste. Keeu it up!

    That Keyra Augustina article has been up there to the right

    ———————–>

    for weeks now.

    Has she done any videos? I love chicks with accents.

    Anywho, take care holy taco fans.

    Señor Reacharound – over and out.

  33. e says:

    shes got vids, but none where she gets fully naked. : (

  34. Charley Steen says:

    Wow, now THAT is my kinda couch!

    RT
    http://www.online-privacy.us.tc

  35. Chris says:

    Cake Fart, please!!!!!

  36. Master Of None says:

    no matter what the face looks like, I’d get down deep in that foxhole.


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