Chedda's Bling Blog

December 19th, 2008 | 04:08 pm
Until today, I had never clicked on a google ad in my entire life.  Then, I saw this ad:
 
 
I saw this ad and thought "You are God damned right I want to know how Chedda gets Cheddar."  So I clicked.  Below is what I saw.
 
 
I can not tell you how badly I wanted to name the editor bio sections of this site "About This Playa."  Let's just say, very badly.  Although, I don't have a picture even 1/1000th as awesome as this to put up.  It looks like he was startled by a velociraptor as he was looking for a ticket stub to get back into a movie theater.
 
Now, let's see how Chedda can help you make this money.\
 
 
 
 
 
 
But don't just trust Chedda, trust satisfied customers of Chedda.
 
Comments

81 Responses to "Chedda's Bling Blog"

  1. Anonymous Says:

    I am not living in the US, so what is this money all about?

    Seems to be a scam after all ;)

  2. Chilly Chill Says:

    What the hell is this?

  3. Bernie Maddoff Says:

    This guy is just running a scam artist. Disgusts me taking people's money like that.

  4. justin Says:

    You owe my Grandpa, like, a ton of money. 

  5. Anonymous Says:

    Why all the hate? Chedda looks trustworthy as hell, yo.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    And i wouldnt worry about him collecting too many checks look at him on his bike just another ignorant fool gonna kill himself on a bike thats too big for him, Shouldnt you have stuck to o i dont know a 50cc for your 120pd womanly frame?

  7. Spacin Haitian Says:

    This is the same check you see on all those Google Ad Scams. the Same $5300. Even that Klan snack called Chedda is a different dud on other ads. Why would you get money just because your a Nigger and the President is Half Nigger. Come on. You would be a real illiterate coon to fall for that. Just stay in your welfare line and don't lose your place over this ad.

  8. Shaquan Says:

    thx brotha i can keep not workin' neva. OBAMA!

  9. frankie Says:

    it's ghetto matthew lesko.

  10. Bum Pirate Says:

    why is my comment now showing?

  11. gstar Says:

    just out of curiosity... if this dude was flat broke and in debt before he hustled the gub'ment to start sending him checks, then why is his nickname chedda??

    maybe he has a foot odor problem...

  12. Spacin Haitian Says:

    And how did he get credit in the first place. This is a scam. Even thougfh I can't stand all you slang talkin' jiggaboos, I don't want to see these assfucks getting rich and acting like all you have to do is play your NIGGER CARD to get money. Why should hard working White People or even Black, Asian, or whatever Americans pay for you to act like some fuckin' fool NIGGER, nocking up another whore then leavin' her to go get more welfare. All you need is about $5000, to pay for your funeral anyway.

  13. Yung Drew Says:

    Definitely funny as hell... I bet some white guy wrote that sh*t just to get affiliate $$$$$$ through referrals, then had "Weezy" drop a few comments. My favorite ad thus far... I gotta put some of those up on my site...haha

  14. Spacin Haitian Says:

    Ise a Whitey. A White Dude did write that. Loop up Google Ad Scams or Gran Scams, or even 'Chedda Scan on Google. Check it out.

  15. Shedda Says:

    Hello, I'm Shedda A. Lightonchedda. Chit, he got you covered like a jimmy hat foo.

  16. Anonymous Says:

    I JUST CLICKED ON CHEDDA'S BLING BLOG AD TODAY AND THEN DID A GOOGLE SEARCH BECAUSE I WAS SO INTRIGUED!!

    It's MLM, right?

  17. nate Says:

    Ah, the pure, unadulterated bliss of the idiotic and uneducated... Must be nice to get money for nothing doing anything... I agree, scam.

  18. nate Says:

    I mean, for not doing anything... Shouldn't comment while drinking... Sound as stupid as those I'm rediculing...

  19. Anonymoosecock Says:

    I for one approve of African American "Chedda's" hard won fight for the color of money, for the color purple even if it was green, for the Hammys, for the Benjamins, for the sweet sound of Moses himself calling down from the wheat field. Oh mercy, maybe Honda make a bike worthy of his mightly plight. Chedda O chedda, we weeps for thee and may thee find true destiny amongst the mighty tighty wighty, the children of the corn, the greenskeepers, the willies, the milagro beanfields, the whoa nellies, the oh shit I don't remember that shit movie or TeeVee shows. Chedda is what chedda is, and we means to be. Mercy child oh yeah and fuck him he owes me monies, the sucka donkey.

  20. Anonymous Says:

    I believe Chedda is getting commissions for sending people to the sites. Both sites charge more than the shipping to your credit card. You have to read the fine print. They charge monthly, and the first site charges you to join some Google Profit Program (which is probably the same thing he's doing). If it was just a real blog stating a free program, there would be no reason to market it like that. He uses Google Adsense or some other marketing mumbo jumbo to get commissions.

  21. YSL Says:

    cheddasblingblog.com was created recently...

    Creation date: 16 Dec 2008 21:33:25

  22. Joker Says:

    Isn't getting a monthly government check called welfare?

  23. Anonymous Says:

    I saw Chedda's ad pop up on several sites I was on today- including Bossip. This is a MAJOR scam. Just like someone said they charge a "membership fee" of $95 EVERY month and you have to keep the program for 3 months to return it so then they got you for like $300 by then. COMPLETELY BOGUS!!

  24. Anonymous Says:

    I was intruiged, and sort of scared, cause it sounded like it MIGHT be legit.

    Google and this site fixed it. Lol, the comments are all his.

    What really gave it away though was a "HUSTLA GANGSTA" with correct spelling.

  25. RazorSheldon Says:

    at first i was like, cheeta, your gig is airtite!! Then i met Havarti, and I was like yo wine and cheese... bring me the glory. Now I be bumpin with the ballers like brie and don provelone. this shiznit is the gatekeeper yo. mad props to the gov ner mint

  26. ted Says:

    at first i was like, cheeta, your gig is airtite!! Then i met Havarti, and I was like yo wine and cheese... bring me the glory. Now I be bumpin with the ballers like brie and don provelone. this shiznit is the gatekeeper yo. mad props to the gov ner mint

  27. marc Says:

    What a fella! Even get rich quick scenes have come into the Hip Hop generation.

    Stay hustlin'

    Marc

  28. Anonymous Says:

    Does anyone seriously believe "Chedda" is a real character? more than likely the pics were stolen and some loser tried to impersonate how he thinks a young black person thinks and types. In fact I saw a virtual clone of this today except it's called "Rex's MMA Money Blog".

  29. Cheddaz Homie Says:

    Yo I got hella rich too on thiz. I'm ruff ridin on my new GSXR and I bank 2g's every week on the real.

    Thiz shit is legit, so make sure you peep it and cop the booklet for $1.99.

    Hollar back, ya heard?

  30. Michael Says:

    Yo Cheddaz's homie...seems like only you and Chedda's Wifey are the only ones who said this is true.Tell us the name of the information we need.There's some mixed feelings from people who are thinking this is a scam.All you have to do is prove ALL of us wrong.I'm not saying it's a scam at all because I'm recently new to this story but if you two are making paper like that then show me the money.

  31. ACE Says:

    Well props for creative marketing.
    What cracks me up is his supposed grant check reads 'Citibank Europe plc'.

  32. Anonymous Says:

    kinda brings out the racist attitude in me. nothing against black, but this kind of...look

  33. don't believe the hype Says:

    basically what the site's owner is doing is getting paid for referrals to the program. it's definitely a fake site but the owner is definitely getting paid. not by the govt though but by the company he is sending everyone too. there's no telling how much he gets per sign up but i can assure he is banking some serious money. that's why the checks aren't signed by the govt.

  34. Anonymous Says:

    God forbid you go get a F**king JOB! and Support yourself you F**KING LEECH! Oh, you dropped out of High School? Looks like its gas pumping and flipping burgers for you. Sorry, we all make choices and any F**K that thinks he can leech cash from other people or the Gov just pisses me off, regardless fo the color of his skin. Can't support yourself, YOU ARE A GENETIC DEAD END, now go play in traffic.

  35. Anonymous Says:

    U SO STUPID HOW DO U THNINK THE WHITE GOT RICH OFF OF LEECHIN U IGNORANT ASS HOLE OFF THE GOVERNMENT THOSE FREE GRANTS THAT NO ONE KNEW ABOUT ONLY VERY FEW Y DON'T U CHECK YOUR INFO B4 OPENING THAT FLAP OF YOURS ASSHOLE GET YOUR INFO RT COME CORRECT OR DON'T COME AT ALL UNLESS U WANT SOMEONE 2 CUM IN YOUR MOUTH

  36. Blah Says:

    if someone is dumb enough to believe this, they deserve to get scammed.

  37. john Says:

    all ur racist comments r fucking dumb, skin color has nothin to do with makin cash...insteada leavin mesages how lame n low gettin gov't money is n not havin a job,- how bout u go fuck yourself to give ur hands somin to do besides typeing prejedous BullShit!!!!! hes makni money ur jealous fuck off!!!

  38. Sam Beau Says:

    you spell like a nigger.

  39. Anonymous Says:

    U R GAY RT NO HE'S JUST SPELLIN SHORT HAND IGNORANT ASSHOLE TELL YOUR MOTHER N YOUR GREAT GRAND 2 LICK HIS BALLS BITCH

  40. Anonymous Says:

    A KKK member must be behind this! It's the most outward and openly racist ad i've seen in the US since Jim Crow! Period! Here is a white scam company creating a fictitious black "coon" character who calls himslef a "nigga" in the adverstisement! Wow!!!! so basically you have some white run company callin this character a "Nigga" and targeting this add to low end African Americans, using statements like "Gotta keep that hustle on, ya heard?" and "Affirmative Action!"

    This is a huge ball's swinging move by this company! It has to be the KKK. This one aint over! I see Myspace and the other companies who are taking this blood money getting a public ass whipping before this is over!

  41. Anonymous Says:

    i wanna meet chedda ..

  42. Chedda's Wifey Says:

    Well im cheddas girl and im going all around google to prove this is not a scam chedda was a broke ass nigga so i told him one day to get on his jock and get a job turns out he was getting money like crazy and he stayed home all day and dat worried me because i was knocked up and i thought he was a drug dealer turns out he was getting grant and i encouraged to share it with brotheres all around now i can say it was worth getting me a low life baby daddy

  43. Michael Says:

    Hey Chedda's wifey...if this is true and I'm not in any way knocking the man's hustle have Chedda make some type of online video for someone like You Tube to prove other people that it is not a scam.The way this ecomony is now over 500,000 people in America is now unemployed thanks to Bush and his screw up sending money to Iraq and big company CEO's pocketing big bonuses and leaving people to lose jobs so they do stupid things like commit crimes so I guess if this is a way to get money hey do what he did,after all he did say research first.
    HAPPY NEW YEAR!...GO GIANTS!...RAMS SUCK!!!

  44. Anonymous Says:

    Now i've seen some crazy shit in my day but this is absolutely ridiculous, first off real street "niggazzzz" dont hustle the government they get hustled by the government. the only people who are gonna fall for this are people who don't know anything about the ghetto but act like it ie. ("Cheddaz Homie Says: Yo I got hella rich too on thiz. I'm ruff ridin on my new GSXR and I bank 2g's every week on the real.
    Thiz shit is legit, so make sure you peep it and cop the booklet for $1.99.

    Hollar back, ya heard?)

    ok so you from the east coast or the south homie?

    and this one takes the cake for me ("Well im cheddas girl and im going all around google to prove this is not a scam chedda was a broke ass nigga..(roflmao) so i told him one day to get on his jock"<<< (wtf?
    are you guys a couple still living in the early 90s?

    clearly this was written for who people who like and listen to hip hop but don't understand the inner workings of the hood or the lingo
    one thing i've learned as an american the only real way to make fast money is to lie, cheat and steal.

  45. Non believer! Says:

    What the hell is this money making all about. Seems like these kinds of stuff are everywhere. I'm not from America.
    I don't believe you. Please do not scam people!

    ^_^ Happy Holidays!!!!!

  46. Scoop_Doggy_Logg Says:

    At first I was offended by this disgusting ugly ape nigger bragging about ripping off the taxpayers (me) for "free money" but when I read the site, I changed my tune. My first clue was the TNB going for the shiny/flashy shit. I call bravo sierra on paying off debts. Obviously it's not written by any real crackhead nigger; I suspect YT. Especially not the kind of yardape that dropped out of high school and works at Foot Locker. Very few authentic niggers have the cerebral capacity to be this clever. Besides, most of the text has some respect for grammar, which is a dead giveaway. So, if some more stupid nigger apes get ripped off, I'm all for it. Those ain't "gubmint checks", yo.

  47. Rich T. Says:

    Yo homie, that's some real disrespectful shit u throwin' out there!!! U sound like u stuck in the past!! Or are u just another angry red neck that's upset that the chain of white leadership in OUR country has been broken by OUR 44th President? Just wondering!

  48. Scoop_Doggy_Logg Says:

    If this retardation is what is supposed to deserve "respect" in the future, then I will fight to the death to prevent it, and better dead than to live in a niggerfied world like that. If the nigger parasites don't have YT to steal from, they'll all die of disease and starvation. It's a shame the niggerlover media were able to defraud that POS into office, but the inevitable incompetence and corruption will assure he's the last one EVER, so we may as well get it out of our system now.

  49. Black Queen Says:

    Oh Lawds hep meh jeebus, you means I kin gets mo monies from da gubment den jus welfare checks? dey do owe us sinse we's used to bez slaves n sheeit.

    I says lets take all wez can from da white debils.

    oh praise ya black jeebus fo dis heah info

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