Until today, I had never clicked on a google ad in my entire life. Then, I saw this ad:
I saw this ad and thought "You are God damned right I want to know how Chedda gets Cheddar." So I
clicked. Below is what I saw.
I can not tell you how badly I wanted to name the editor bio sections of this site "About This Playa." Let’s just say, very badly. Although, I don’t have a picture even 1/1000th as awesome as this to put up. It looks like he was startled by a velociraptor as he was looking for a ticket stub to get back into a movie theater.
Now, let’s see how Chedda can help you make this money.\
But don’t just trust Chedda, trust satisfied customers of Chedda.
U SO STUPID HOW DO U THNINK THE WHITE GOT RICH OFF OF LEECHIN U IGNORANT ASS HOLE OFF THE GOVERNMENT THOSE FREE GRANTS THAT NO ONE KNEW ABOUT ONLY VERY FEW Y DON’T U CHECK YOUR INFO B4 OPENING THAT FLAP OF YOURS ASSHOLE GET YOUR INFO RT COME CORRECT OR DON’T COME AT ALL UNLESS U WANT SOMEONE 2 CUM IN YOUR MOUTH
Hello, I’m Shedda A. Lightonchedda. Chit, he got you covered like a jimmy hat foo.
Definitely funny as hell… I bet some white guy wrote that sh*t just to get affiliate $$$$$$ through referrals, then had “Weezy” drop a few comments. My favorite ad thus far… I gotta put some of those up on my site…haha
I mean, for not doing anything… Shouldn’t comment while drinking… Sound as stupid as those I’m rediculing…
Ah, the pure, unadulterated bliss of the idiotic and uneducated… Must be nice to get money for nothing doing anything… I agree, scam.
I believe Chedda is getting commissions for sending people to the sites. Both sites charge more than the shipping to your credit card. You have to read the fine print. They charge monthly, and the first site charges you to join some Google Profit Program (which is probably the same thing he’s doing). If it was just a real blog stating a free program, there would be no reason to market it like that. He uses Google Adsense or some other marketing mumbo jumbo to get commissions.
What a fella! Even get rich quick scenes have come into the Hip Hop generation.
Stay hustlin’
Marc
Isn’t getting a monthly government check called welfare?
I saw Chedda’s ad pop up on several sites I was on today- including Bossip. This is a MAJOR scam. Just like someone said they charge a “membership fee” of $95 EVERY month and you have to keep the program for 3 months to return it so then they got you for like $300 by then. COMPLETELY BOGUS!!
I was intruiged, and sort of scared, cause it sounded like it MIGHT be legit.
Google and this site fixed it. Lol, the comments are all his.
What really gave it away though was a “HUSTLA GANGSTA” with correct spelling.
at first i was like, cheeta, your gig is airtite!! Then i met Havarti, and I was like yo wine and cheese… bring me the glory. Now I be bumpin with the ballers like brie and don provelone. this shiznit is the gatekeeper yo. mad props to the gov ner mint
at first i was like, cheeta, your gig is airtite!! Then i met Havarti, and I was like yo wine and cheese… bring me the glory. Now I be bumpin with the ballers like brie and don provelone. this shiznit is the gatekeeper yo. mad props to the gov ner mint
God forbid you go get a F**king JOB! and Support yourself you F**KING LEECH! Oh, you dropped out of High School? Looks like its gas pumping and flipping burgers for you. Sorry, we all make choices and any F**K that thinks he can leech cash from other people or the Gov just pisses me off, regardless fo the color of his skin. Can’t support yourself, YOU ARE A GENETIC DEAD END, now go play in traffic.
Yo I got hella rich too on thiz. I’m ruff ridin on my new GSXR and I bank 2g’s every week on the real.
Thiz shit is legit, so make sure you peep it and cop the booklet for $1.99.
Hollar back, ya heard?
kinda brings out the racist attitude in me. nothing against black, but this kind of…look
Well props for creative marketing.
What cracks me up is his supposed grant check reads ‘Citibank Europe plc’.
Yo Cheddaz’s homie…seems like only you and Chedda’s Wifey are the only ones who said this is true.Tell us the name of the information we need.There’s some mixed feelings from people who are thinking this is a scam.All you have to do is prove ALL of us wrong.I’m not saying it’s a scam at all because I’m recently new to this story but if you two are making paper like that then show me the money.
why is my comment now showing?
just out of curiosity… if this dude was flat broke and in debt before he hustled the gub’ment to start sending him checks, then why is his nickname chedda??
maybe he has a foot odor problem…
I JUST CLICKED ON CHEDDA’S BLING BLOG AD TODAY AND THEN DID A GOOGLE SEARCH BECAUSE I WAS SO INTRIGUED!!
It’s MLM, right?
I for one approve of African American “Chedda’s” hard won fight for the color of money, for the color purple even if it was green, for the Hammys, for the Benjamins, for the sweet sound of Moses himself calling down from the wheat field. Oh mercy, maybe Honda make a bike worthy of his mightly plight. Chedda O chedda, we weeps for thee and may thee find true destiny amongst the mighty tighty wighty, the children of the corn, the greenskeepers, the willies, the milagro beanfields, the whoa nellies, the oh shit I don’t remember that shit movie or TeeVee shows. Chedda is what chedda is, and we means to be. Mercy child oh yeah and fuck him he owes me monies, the sucka donkey.
cheddasblingblog.com was created recently…
Creation date: 16 Dec 2008 21:33:25
Does anyone seriously believe “Chedda” is a real character? more than likely the pics were stolen and some loser tried to impersonate how he thinks a young black person thinks and types. In fact I saw a virtual clone of this today except it’s called “Rex’s MMA Money Blog”.
Filthy…Richmond
basically what the site’s owner is doing is getting paid for referrals to the program. it’s definitely a fake site but the owner is definitely getting paid. not by the govt though but by the company he is sending everyone too. there’s no telling how much he gets per sign up but i can assure he is banking some serious money. that’s why the checks aren’t signed by the govt.
And how did he get credit in the first place. This is a scam. Even thougfh I can’t stand all you slang talkin’ jiggaboos, I don’t want to see these assfucks getting rich and acting like all you have to do is play your NIGGER CARD to get money. Why should hard working White People or even Black, Asian, or whatever Americans pay for you to act like some fuckin’ fool NIGGER, nocking up another whore then leavin’ her to go get more welfare. All you need is about $5000, to pay for your funeral anyway.
Ise a Whitey. A White Dude did write that. Loop up Google Ad Scams or Gran Scams, or even ‘Chedda Scan on Google. Check it out.
Haha another myth to make niggers feel they’re not inferior in every way! Statistically whites even have bigger dicks than niggers, so eat it!
U R OWER PIECE OF SHIT STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM AFRICA BITCH
wats the site address for the forms
I’m glad I am not involved in the racist shit, I am kind of a pinkish beige color. I have never seen any black or white people. I don’t know why people fight over this race shit when blacks and whites don’t even exist.
we would still b kings n queens ass hole u is who the one that gave us that virus you all injected it into a monkey u all let the monkey loose then the monkey scratch the african then the aFRICAN GAVE IT TO HIS WIFE THEN ARMY SOLDIERS WHICH R WHITE STARTED RAPING OUR WOMENS THEN THEY CAME BACK HOME SPREADING IT TO THERE WIVES YEAH THEY WAS CHEATING THEN ALOT OF YOUR WHITES R HOMOS (SOLDIERS) YEAH THEY R THE ONES THAT STARTED SPREADING IT ALSO IF YOU ALL WOULD STAY IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY OR STATE N STOP BEING SO HORNY WE WOULDN’T B IN THIS SITUATION RT NOW ASS HOLE U R THE ONES THAT SENT THIS VIRUS WE DIDN’T HAVE THIS KIND OF SICKNESS UNTIL THE WHITE MAN U R PIECE OF OUR SHIT THATS Y YOU WANT 2 B US U CAN’T U WANT 2 TAN YOUR BODIES TO B OUR COMPLEXION DON’T GET MAD BECAUSE YOUR WHITE PEOPS WANTED OUR AFRICAN FEMALES INSTEAD OF THERE OWN WIVES THATS AT HOME WAITNG 4 THEM THEY WANTED 2 TRY BLACK JUICY PUSSY NOT YOUR WHITE FEMALES DRIED UP PUSSY HA HA HA STAY AT HOME STOP USING THE AFRICAN’S ANIMALS AS GUINEA PIGS SO U ALL ISTHE 1 THAT STARTED THIS SO NEXT TIME GET AT YOUR OWN KIND ASS HOLE BLAME THE WHITE MAN LIKE THE GOVERNMENT THATS WHO STARTED THIS NEXT TIME KNOW WHAT U R TALKIN ABOUT B4 U OPENB THAT FLAP OF YOURS N YES YOUR WHITE SOLDIERS BRUNG THAT HERE ASS HOLE
Zdraste! Vot takoi vot u vas horoshiy sait. Spasibki.
Yeah I knew this was all made to insult black people. He looks like a crackhead counting money he told his dealer he didn’t have, and got suprised by him holding a gun shaped camera.
Another piece of shit nigger.
Send them back to africa.
damn white people are so racist you must really be jealous of black people. This is sad and I not black but you people sound like your dealing with penis envy.
God gave niggas big dicks and welfare checks because he felt sorry for your stupidity.
Black Queen… You’re a fool.
And this “We deserve the money because we we’re slaves” bullshit needs to fucking stop.
Listen I’m Black.
Ain’t a goddamn one of us a slave anymore.
GIT OVER IT
Don’t forget that there was white people being killed everywhere protecting blacks
I’d love it if you could tell me 3 BLOOD ancestors of yours that was a slave.
Don’t worry bitch I’ll wait.
HAHA, Comments have temporarily been disabled. Because the comments are fake too. This is a great advertisement. I pity the fools that fall for it. It is rather disheartening that some marketing people decided this would be a good way to harvest information though. It is sad that they think there are enough people out there that are, a) stupid enough to fall for this and b) think that they deserve something from “the man.” I saw this, and just had to look at it, and then search to see what people were saying about it. Just about what I figured.
America is doomed, not because of any leader we elect, but because of all the materialistic idiots that live here.
Hey I’ll vote for cheddar( like I did for Obama) if he’s ever up for president. I’m a white guy too, so don’t hang me ya gay rednecks. I’ll give cheddar head and sent you a video of it, and of me and him knitting quilts and eating candy. I have Blond hair and blue eyes too, so loath in that ya cocksuckers. Oh yea, don’t fall for these scams though. There are many like it and ya won’t get rich. You will just be giving your money away
**Send your dumb honky tonk ass back to Europe! You dumb fu#k! WE built this damn country! Anyway!! The site was not made by the dude in the pics. He may have gotten paid for the pics but that’s about it. It is a scam and the company is based in L.A. OH and IT IS OWNED BY A WHITE DUDE! So for all you dumb ass racist hicks out there “GO F@%K YOURSELF WITH A FIREROD!” And to my beautiful non-racist white people ” Thanks for being so damn cool”** ONE LOVE!
when is the racism going to end? shit is childish. grow up people. racists are cowards.
Whats not to belive??? A story about a black dude who works at Footlocker, has a child, no money and a wife, gets 12 grand, turns around and gets tattoos, a watch, and new rims????? Welcome to black America folks.
Leme guess – youre a black dude too?
this has nothing to do with racism. it’s about the government propping up losers.
Whats happenin playas? Chedda here. I just came to tell yo niggas I am real and I get a lot chedda from the government or something. I dont really fuckin know why I get it.
This website: http://www.dahiphopcorp.com/?p=361
Did some interesting research on this issue and also found the guys home address. scary.
yo could you help me with the grant thing
That “grant check” is a google adsense check… This has to be an ad funded by white supremacists or something. Shame on google for accepting it, and I see it all the time on myspace too.
You fucking apes would never have found your way off your AIDS infested continent if we hadn’t bought you FROM YOUR OWN KIND and brought you here. Your species has built NOTHING beyond mud huts without YT there to tell you what to do. The slavery of your ancestors was the best thing that ever happened to you, and if you had the capacity to think about it you would realize it. Where would you be right now if your ancestors hadn’t been the slowest and stupidest, and been captured into slavery?
I don’t know if you’re cotton-picking fingers are swollen or something, man, but you’re typing in all caps. On a similar note, when somebody calls you and your ancestors stupid/incompetent, it is usually detrimental to your counter-argument (that you are not stupid) when the response you give has no punctuation, spelling errors on every line, and no semblance of articulate thought.
First off: I love black people. The “struggle” that they are talking about all the time in 2pac songs and shit involves members of every race. It’s not a struggle against whitey, meaning against white people, but a struggle against the morally negligent and financially motivated but more specifically against royalty. The current banking crisis, slavery, destruction of the environment, and many other problems have been caused by the same group of people. The people that ruled Greece, ruled Rome. There are French, German, English royal families, Arab oil sheiks, African warlords. They were in charge for no reason except for history. In America, they are the top 2% of the population that owns 98% of the wealth. It is a struggle against royalty.
White people have been part of the struggle since the beginning, but most were fools who thought they were in charge. We (white people) are just a bunch of uncle tom’s in the whole struggle though, running errands for the king for a small stipend and even less dignity than before.
Secondly: We would never intentionally give black guys an STD on purpose; we know how much they love white women.
houlaa atcheya boiy
First off, all off you stupid ignorant racist PANSIES out there need to SHUT THE FUCK UP and go play “Find The Penny” on the freeway! yeah, that’s right, bend over, that’s all u’ll EVER be good for! The only reason white people are racist is because of 3 reasons.
1. Black people stole money from them (right here)
2. They want the size of their cocks, they could probably kill midgets with them (I want that)
3. White people can’t understand the way of the “nigger” (pardon my french) not the normal black man, the loud, obnoxious, uppity black man who likes to act like he’s all “ghetto fabulous” even though he lives in the FUCKING SUBURBS!!! Get a clue, assholes! You’re a LOSER! Nobody likes you, they only like that you know just how to piss of those faggot-ass gay fuckin bastards the government pays to be teachers. What pisses me off more is the white people who dress up and act like that! It’s called Hot Topic, get with the FUCKIN PROGRAM! If you want pussy, why don’t you go to Abercrombie and Fitch and buy a fuckin dildo, get on the football team, get big muscles, and be an over-confident self-important DICKWEED like the rest! We are all the same, we’re all self-important, stupid-ass, confused people trying to find the meaning of life through plants (coca, poppy, marijuana, peyote, ring any bells?) WE are all going to die without meaning, so GROW A SET OF NUTS AND DEAL WITH IT!
You see, I have every single reason to be racist, am I? NO! That’s because I’m not RETARDED! I hate every single self-indulgent FUCKHEAD just as much as I hate those fuckers that STOLE MY POT! Look at what you’ve reduced me to, you piece of shit! I’m a lonely 42- year old hobo with STD’s flyin out the A-S-S!!! LOL, jk, i’m a pissed off high schooler. Yes I’m white, thank you for asking.
Anyway, My buddy (who’s white) did this and now gets a check every week to help pay his bills so he can come back to illinois so we can make ROCK N ROLL together. He gets about (give or take) 300 in each check. The site is faker than your mothers tits, but the offers are as real as the brick in your pants after you feel that first check in your hands. So, it’s REAL assholes! THE OFFERS, NOT CHEDDA! So quit ur BITCHIN and GET A FUCKING JOB! Better yet, go die in a fire.
this shit is fake right?
you prob have to pay this ppl back for the money they gave u right?…
i dont really think that they just ganna give FREE money like that…theres always something behind?…
black welfare scam; free ride gravy train–so why don’t you? Blacks pop out baby after baby after baby … and they don’t pay child support, because they know how to work the system. All they do is have the fat ugly chick that they impregnated, tell the court that they are afraid for their life, if the court tries to get child support—so the court let’s the black guy go free and the welfare whore gets full benefits. Then the black guy gets a free ride; a place to stay (with the HUD apt. that the whore gets); free food stamps; a free piece of ass; etc. THEN, the whore gets pregnant with ANOTHER one of his kids (the guy that she is soooooo afraid of….) and the welfare department gives her more money. If she’s so afraid of this guy, then how did she have ANOTHER kid from him? The niggers are running the welfare department like a clock. Instead of teaching their kids math and English, they teach them how to scam the welfare system.
They trick you into sending them a check for only $1.99—you think: “The most I can lose is $1.99, if it’s a scam.” WRONG: They take the routing numbers and your account number off of your check; print out more checks with your info; and then have fellow NIGGERS AND SPICS cash them all over the place. YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT IS DRAINED.
WHY does everyone think that ONLY WHITES can be racist? Mexicans; Niggers; Spics are the BIGGEST RACISTS. Ever seen Mexicans waving their ugly flags in everyone’s face? Niggers can call whites crackers and no one cares….
I pray to God that the United States government is working on some way to attack the nigger and Hispanic DNA genome so that a virus can be spread that only attacks those two races of “people/sub-humans.” What a truly wonderful world it could be, if niggers and spics could be eliminated. What would we do will all of the excess food stamp; welfare; etc. money and what would we do will all of the vacant prisons. We could use the prisons to help out the homeless people. PLEASE: biologists–work on a virus that attacks niggers and spics through their DNA.
U R GAY RT NO HE’S JUST SPELLIN SHORT HAND IGNORANT ASSHOLE TELL YOUR MOTHER N YOUR GREAT GRAND 2 LICK HIS BALLS BITCH
it’s ghetto matthew lesko.
thx brotha i can keep not workin’ neva. OBAMA!
i wanna meet chedda ..
Oh Lawds hep meh jeebus, you means I kin gets mo monies from da gubment den jus welfare checks? dey do owe us sinse we’s used to bez slaves n sheeit.
I says lets take all wez can from da white debils.
oh praise ya black jeebus fo dis heah info
I am not living in the US, so what is this money all about?
Seems to be a scam after all
all ur racist comments r fucking dumb, skin color has nothin to do with makin cash…insteada leavin mesages how lame n low gettin gov’t money is n not havin a job,- how bout u go fuck yourself to give ur hands somin to do besides typeing prejedous BullShit!!!!! hes makni money ur jealous fuck off!!!
you spell like a nigger.
A KKK member must be behind this! It’s the most outward and openly racist ad i’ve seen in the US since Jim Crow! Period! Here is a white scam company creating a fictitious black “coon” character who calls himslef a “nigga” in the adverstisement! Wow!!!! so basically you have some white run company callin this character a “Nigga” and targeting this add to low end African Americans, using statements like “Gotta keep that hustle on, ya heard?” and “Affirmative Action!”
This is a huge ball’s swinging move by this company! It has to be the KKK. This one aint over! I see Myspace and the other companies who are taking this blood money getting a public ass whipping before this is over!
What the hell is this?
This guy is just running a scam artist. Disgusts me taking people’s money like that.
Why all the hate? Chedda looks trustworthy as hell, yo.
And i wouldnt worry about him collecting too many checks look at him on his bike just another ignorant fool gonna kill himself on a bike thats too big for him, Shouldnt you have stuck to o i dont know a 50cc for your 120pd womanly frame?
This is the same check you see on all those Google Ad Scams. the Same $5300. Even that Klan snack called Chedda is a different dud on other ads. Why would you get money just because your a Nigger and the President is Half Nigger. Come on. You would be a real illiterate coon to fall for that. Just stay in your welfare line and don’t lose your place over this ad.
Well im cheddas girl and im going all around google to prove this is not a scam chedda was a broke ass nigga so i told him one day to get on his jock and get a job turns out he was getting money like crazy and he stayed home all day and dat worried me because i was knocked up and i thought he was a drug dealer turns out he was getting grant and i encouraged to share it with brotheres all around now i can say it was worth getting me a low life baby daddy
Hey Chedda’s wifey…if this is true and I’m not in any way knocking the man’s hustle have Chedda make some type of online video for someone like You Tube to prove other people that it is not a scam.The way this ecomony is now over 500,000 people in America is now unemployed thanks to Bush and his screw up sending money to Iraq and big company CEO’s pocketing big bonuses and leaving people to lose jobs so they do stupid things like commit crimes so I guess if this is a way to get money hey do what he did,after all he did say research first.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!…GO GIANTS!…RAMS SUCK!!!
Yo homie, that’s some real disrespectful shit u throwin’ out there!!! U sound like u stuck in the past!! Or are u just another angry red neck that’s upset that the chain of white leadership in OUR country has been broken by OUR 44th President? Just wondering!
At first I was offended by this disgusting ugly ape nigger bragging about ripping off the taxpayers (me) for “free money” but when I read the site, I changed my tune. My first clue was the TNB going for the shiny/flashy shit. I call bravo sierra on paying off debts. Obviously it’s not written by any real crackhead nigger; I suspect YT. Especially not the kind of yardape that dropped out of high school and works at Foot Locker. Very few authentic niggers have the cerebral capacity to be this clever. Besides, most of the text has some respect for grammar, which is a dead giveaway. So, if some more stupid nigger apes get ripped off, I’m all for it. Those ain’t “gubmint checks”, yo.
If this retardation is what is supposed to deserve “respect” in the future, then I will fight to the death to prevent it, and better dead than to live in a niggerfied world like that. If the nigger parasites don’t have YT to steal from, they’ll all die of disease and starvation. It’s a shame the niggerlover media were able to defraud that POS into office, but the inevitable incompetence and corruption will assure he’s the last one EVER, so we may as well get it out of our system now.
if someone is dumb enough to believe this, they deserve to get scammed.
Now i’ve seen some crazy shit in my day but this is absolutely ridiculous, first off real street “niggazzzz” dont hustle the government they get hustled by the government. the only people who are gonna fall for this are people who don’t know anything about the ghetto but act like it ie. (“Cheddaz Homie Says: Yo I got hella rich too on thiz. I’m ruff ridin on my new GSXR and I bank 2g’s every week on the real.
Thiz shit is legit, so make sure you peep it and cop the booklet for $1.99.
Hollar back, ya heard?)
ok so you from the east coast or the south homie?
and this one takes the cake for me (“Well im cheddas girl and im going all around google to prove this is not a scam chedda was a broke ass nigga..(roflmao) so i told him one day to get on his jock”<<< (wtf?
are you guys a couple still living in the early 90s?
clearly this was written for who people who like and listen to hip hop but don’t understand the inner workings of the hood or the lingo
one thing i’ve learned as an american the only real way to make fast money is to lie, cheat and steal.
What the hell is this money making all about. Seems like these kinds of stuff are everywhere. I’m not from America.
I don’t believe you. Please do not scam people!
^_^ Happy Holidays!!!!!
hmmm, I wonder why my friends havn’t told me about this… If it was really that easy, I think we’d all be doing it. SCAM! And why are all the black people giving good comments, probably because OBAMA is only giving it to them. I hardly ever see a white person with a government check. And half the blacks I see have nice cars, purses, ad excess luxuries, but yet they still have to have a check for the shitload of kids they reproduced.