Until today, I had never clicked on a google ad in my entire life. Then, I saw this ad:
I saw this ad and thought "You are God damned right I want to know how Chedda gets Cheddar." So I clicked. Below is what I saw.
I can not tell you how badly I wanted to name the editor bio sections of this site "About This Playa." Let's just say, very badly. Although, I don't have a picture even 1/1000th as awesome as this to put up. It looks like he was startled by a velociraptor as he was looking for a ticket stub to get back into a movie theater.
Now, let's see how Chedda can help you make this money.\
But don't just trust Chedda, trust satisfied customers of Chedda.
hmmm, I wonder why my friends havn't told me about this... If it was really that easy, I think we'd all be doing it. SCAM! And why are all the black people giving good comments, probably because OBAMA is only giving it to them. I hardly ever see a white person with a government check. And half the blacks I see have nice cars, purses, ad excess luxuries, but yet they still have to have a check for the shitload of kids they reproduced.
That "grant check" is a google adsense check... This has to be an ad funded by white supremacists or something. Shame on google for accepting it, and I see it all the time on myspace too.
**Send your dumb honky tonk ass back to Europe! You dumb fu#k! WE built this damn country! Anyway!! The site was not made by the dude in the pics. He may have gotten paid for the pics but that's about it. It is a scam and the company is based in L.A. OH and IT IS OWNED BY A WHITE DUDE! So for all you dumb ass racist hicks out there "GO F@%K YOURSELF WITH A FIREROD!" And to my beautiful non-racist white people " Thanks for being so damn cool"** ONE LOVE!
You fucking apes would never have found your way off your AIDS infested continent if we hadn't bought you FROM YOUR OWN KIND and brought you here. Your species has built NOTHING beyond mud huts without YT there to tell you what to do. The slavery of your ancestors was the best thing that ever happened to you, and if you had the capacity to think about it you would realize it. Where would you be right now if your ancestors hadn't been the slowest and stupidest, and been captured into slavery?
we would still b kings n queens ass hole u is who the one that gave us that virus you all injected it into a monkey u all let the monkey loose then the monkey scratch the african then the aFRICAN GAVE IT TO HIS WIFE THEN ARMY SOLDIERS WHICH R WHITE STARTED RAPING OUR WOMENS THEN THEY CAME BACK HOME SPREADING IT TO THERE WIVES YEAH THEY WAS CHEATING THEN ALOT OF YOUR WHITES R HOMOS (SOLDIERS) YEAH THEY R THE ONES THAT STARTED SPREADING IT ALSO IF YOU ALL WOULD STAY IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY OR STATE N STOP BEING SO HORNY WE WOULDN'T B IN THIS SITUATION RT NOW ASS HOLE U R THE ONES THAT SENT THIS VIRUS WE DIDN'T HAVE THIS KIND OF SICKNESS UNTIL THE WHITE MAN U R PIECE OF OUR SHIT THATS Y YOU WANT 2 B US U CAN'T U WANT 2 TAN YOUR BODIES TO B OUR COMPLEXION DON'T GET MAD BECAUSE YOUR WHITE PEOPS WANTED OUR AFRICAN FEMALES INSTEAD OF THERE OWN WIVES THATS AT HOME WAITNG 4 THEM THEY WANTED 2 TRY BLACK JUICY PUSSY NOT YOUR WHITE FEMALES DRIED UP PUSSY HA HA HA STAY AT HOME STOP USING THE AFRICAN'S ANIMALS AS GUINEA PIGS SO U ALL ISTHE 1 THAT STARTED THIS SO NEXT TIME GET AT YOUR OWN KIND ASS HOLE BLAME THE WHITE MAN LIKE THE GOVERNMENT THATS WHO STARTED THIS NEXT TIME KNOW WHAT U R TALKIN ABOUT B4 U OPENB THAT FLAP OF YOURS N YES YOUR WHITE SOLDIERS BRUNG THAT HERE ASS HOLE
I don't know if you're cotton-picking fingers are swollen or something, man, but you're typing in all caps. On a similar note, when somebody calls you and your ancestors stupid/incompetent, it is usually detrimental to your counter-argument (that you are not stupid) when the response you give has no punctuation, spelling errors on every line, and no semblance of articulate thought.
First off: I love black people. The "struggle" that they are talking about all the time in 2pac songs and shit involves members of every race. It's not a struggle against whitey, meaning against white people, but a struggle against the morally negligent and financially motivated but more specifically against royalty. The current banking crisis, slavery, destruction of the environment, and many other problems have been caused by the same group of people. The people that ruled Greece, ruled Rome. There are French, German, English royal families, Arab oil sheiks, African warlords. They were in charge for no reason except for history. In America, they are the top 2% of the population that owns 98% of the wealth. It is a struggle against royalty.
White people have been part of the struggle since the beginning, but most were fools who thought they were in charge. We (white people) are just a bunch of uncle tom's in the whole struggle though, running errands for the king for a small stipend and even less dignity than before.
Secondly: We would never intentionally give black guys an STD on purpose; we know how much they love white women.
damn white people are so racist you must really be jealous of black people. This is sad and I not black but you people sound like your dealing with penis envy.
Black Queen... You're a fool.
And this "We deserve the money because we we're slaves" bullshit needs to fucking stop.
Listen I'm Black.
Ain't a goddamn one of us a slave anymore.
GIT OVER IT
Don't forget that there was white people being killed everywhere protecting blacks
I'd love it if you could tell me 3 BLOOD ancestors of yours that was a slave.
Don't worry bitch I'll wait.
HAHA, Comments have temporarily been disabled. Because the comments are fake too. This is a great advertisement. I pity the fools that fall for it. It is rather disheartening that some marketing people decided this would be a good way to harvest information though. It is sad that they think there are enough people out there that are, a) stupid enough to fall for this and b) think that they deserve something from "the man." I saw this, and just had to look at it, and then search to see what people were saying about it. Just about what I figured.
America is doomed, not because of any leader we elect, but because of all the materialistic idiots that live here.
Whats not to belive??? A story about a black dude who works at Footlocker, has a child, no money and a wife, gets 12 grand, turns around and gets tattoos, a watch, and new rims????? Welcome to black America folks.
Yeah I knew this was all made to insult black people. He looks like a crackhead counting money he told his dealer he didn't have, and got suprised by him holding a gun shaped camera.
Hey I'll vote for cheddar( like I did for Obama) if he's ever up for president. I'm a white guy too, so don't hang me ya gay rednecks. I'll give cheddar head and sent you a video of it, and of me and him knitting quilts and eating candy. I have Blond hair and blue eyes too, so loath in that ya cocksuckers. Oh yea, don't fall for these scams though. There are many like it and ya won't get rich. You will just be giving your money away
Whats happenin playas? Chedda here. I just came to tell yo niggas I am real and I get a lot chedda from the government or something. I dont really fuckin know why I get it.
I'm glad I am not involved in the racist shit, I am kind of a pinkish beige color. I have never seen any black or white people. I don't know why people fight over this race shit when blacks and whites don't even exist.
First off, all off you stupid ignorant racist PANSIES out there need to SHUT THE FUCK UP and go play "Find The Penny" on the freeway! yeah, that's right, bend over, that's all u'll EVER be good for! The only reason white people are racist is because of 3 reasons.
1. Black people stole money from them (right here)
2. They want the size of their cocks, they could probably kill midgets with them (I want that)
3. White people can't understand the way of the "nigger" (pardon my french) not the normal black man, the loud, obnoxious, uppity black man who likes to act like he's all "ghetto fabulous" even though he lives in the FUCKING SUBURBS!!! Get a clue, assholes! You're a LOSER! Nobody likes you, they only like that you know just how to piss of those faggot-ass gay fuckin bastards the government pays to be teachers. What pisses me off more is the white people who dress up and act like that! It's called Hot Topic, get with the FUCKIN PROGRAM! If you want pussy, why don't you go to Abercrombie and Fitch and buy a fuckin dildo, get on the football team, get big muscles, and be an over-confident self-important DICKWEED like the rest! We are all the same, we're all self-important, stupid-ass, confused people trying to find the meaning of life through plants (coca, poppy, marijuana, peyote, ring any bells?) WE are all going to die without meaning, so GROW A SET OF NUTS AND DEAL WITH IT!
You see, I have every single reason to be racist, am I? NO! That's because I'm not RETARDED! I hate every single self-indulgent FUCKHEAD just as much as I hate those fuckers that STOLE MY POT! Look at what you've reduced me to, you piece of shit! I'm a lonely 42- year old hobo with STD's flyin out the A-S-S!!! LOL, jk, i'm a pissed off high schooler. Yes I'm white, thank you for asking.
Anyway, My buddy (who's white) did this and now gets a check every week to help pay his bills so he can come back to illinois so we can make ROCK N ROLL together. He gets about (give or take) 300 in each check. The site is faker than your mothers tits, but the offers are as real as the brick in your pants after you feel that first check in your hands. So, it's REAL assholes! THE OFFERS, NOT CHEDDA! So quit ur BITCHIN and GET A FUCKING JOB! Better yet, go die in a fire.
this shit is fake right?
you prob have to pay this ppl back for the money they gave u right?...
i dont really think that they just ganna give FREE money like that...theres always something behind?...
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December 26th, 2008 at 07:15 pm
hmmm, I wonder why my friends havn't told me about this... If it was really that easy, I think we'd all be doing it. SCAM! And why are all the black people giving good comments, probably because OBAMA is only giving it to them. I hardly ever see a white person with a government check. And half the blacks I see have nice cars, purses, ad excess luxuries, but yet they still have to have a check for the shitload of kids they reproduced.
December 27th, 2008 at 07:48 pm
That "grant check" is a google adsense check... This has to be an ad funded by white supremacists or something. Shame on google for accepting it, and I see it all the time on myspace too.
December 27th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Another piece of shit nigger.
Send them back to africa.
December 29th, 2008 at 01:45 pm
**Send your dumb honky tonk ass back to Europe! You dumb fu#k! WE built this damn country! Anyway!! The site was not made by the dude in the pics. He may have gotten paid for the pics but that's about it. It is a scam and the company is based in L.A. OH and IT IS OWNED BY A WHITE DUDE! So for all you dumb ass racist hicks out there "GO F@%K YOURSELF WITH A FIREROD!" And to my beautiful non-racist white people " Thanks for being so damn cool"** ONE LOVE!
January 2nd, 2009 at 01:57 pm
You fucking apes would never have found your way off your AIDS infested continent if we hadn't bought you FROM YOUR OWN KIND and brought you here. Your species has built NOTHING beyond mud huts without YT there to tell you what to do. The slavery of your ancestors was the best thing that ever happened to you, and if you had the capacity to think about it you would realize it. Where would you be right now if your ancestors hadn't been the slowest and stupidest, and been captured into slavery?
March 15th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
we would still b kings n queens ass hole u is who the one that gave us that virus you all injected it into a monkey u all let the monkey loose then the monkey scratch the african then the aFRICAN GAVE IT TO HIS WIFE THEN ARMY SOLDIERS WHICH R WHITE STARTED RAPING OUR WOMENS THEN THEY CAME BACK HOME SPREADING IT TO THERE WIVES YEAH THEY WAS CHEATING THEN ALOT OF YOUR WHITES R HOMOS (SOLDIERS) YEAH THEY R THE ONES THAT STARTED SPREADING IT ALSO IF YOU ALL WOULD STAY IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY OR STATE N STOP BEING SO HORNY WE WOULDN'T B IN THIS SITUATION RT NOW ASS HOLE U R THE ONES THAT SENT THIS VIRUS WE DIDN'T HAVE THIS KIND OF SICKNESS UNTIL THE WHITE MAN U R PIECE OF OUR SHIT THATS Y YOU WANT 2 B US U CAN'T U WANT 2 TAN YOUR BODIES TO B OUR COMPLEXION DON'T GET MAD BECAUSE YOUR WHITE PEOPS WANTED OUR AFRICAN FEMALES INSTEAD OF THERE OWN WIVES THATS AT HOME WAITNG 4 THEM THEY WANTED 2 TRY BLACK JUICY PUSSY NOT YOUR WHITE FEMALES DRIED UP PUSSY HA HA HA STAY AT HOME STOP USING THE AFRICAN'S ANIMALS AS GUINEA PIGS SO U ALL ISTHE 1 THAT STARTED THIS SO NEXT TIME GET AT YOUR OWN KIND ASS HOLE BLAME THE WHITE MAN LIKE THE GOVERNMENT THATS WHO STARTED THIS NEXT TIME KNOW WHAT U R TALKIN ABOUT B4 U OPENB THAT FLAP OF YOURS N YES YOUR WHITE SOLDIERS BRUNG THAT HERE ASS HOLE
May 9th, 2009 at 02:27 pm
I don't know if you're cotton-picking fingers are swollen or something, man, but you're typing in all caps. On a similar note, when somebody calls you and your ancestors stupid/incompetent, it is usually detrimental to your counter-argument (that you are not stupid) when the response you give has no punctuation, spelling errors on every line, and no semblance of articulate thought.
First off: I love black people. The "struggle" that they are talking about all the time in 2pac songs and shit involves members of every race. It's not a struggle against whitey, meaning against white people, but a struggle against the morally negligent and financially motivated but more specifically against royalty. The current banking crisis, slavery, destruction of the environment, and many other problems have been caused by the same group of people. The people that ruled Greece, ruled Rome. There are French, German, English royal families, Arab oil sheiks, African warlords. They were in charge for no reason except for history. In America, they are the top 2% of the population that owns 98% of the wealth. It is a struggle against royalty.
White people have been part of the struggle since the beginning, but most were fools who thought they were in charge. We (white people) are just a bunch of uncle tom's in the whole struggle though, running errands for the king for a small stipend and even less dignity than before.
Secondly: We would never intentionally give black guys an STD on purpose; we know how much they love white women.
houlaa atcheya boiy
March 15th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
U R OWER PIECE OF SHIT STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM AFRICA BITCH
December 28th, 2008 at 09:18 am
damn white people are so racist you must really be jealous of black people. This is sad and I not black but you people sound like your dealing with penis envy.
December 28th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
God gave niggas big dicks and welfare checks because he felt sorry for your stupidity.
January 2nd, 2009 at 02:00 pm
Haha another myth to make niggers feel they're not inferior in every way! Statistically whites even have bigger dicks than niggers, so eat it!
December 28th, 2008 at 08:06 pm
Black Queen... You're a fool.
And this "We deserve the money because we we're slaves" bullshit needs to fucking stop.
Listen I'm Black.
Ain't a goddamn one of us a slave anymore.
GIT OVER IT
Don't forget that there was white people being killed everywhere protecting blacks
I'd love it if you could tell me 3 BLOOD ancestors of yours that was a slave.
Don't worry bitch I'll wait.
December 28th, 2008 at 09:53 pm
HAHA, Comments have temporarily been disabled. Because the comments are fake too. This is a great advertisement. I pity the fools that fall for it. It is rather disheartening that some marketing people decided this would be a good way to harvest information though. It is sad that they think there are enough people out there that are, a) stupid enough to fall for this and b) think that they deserve something from "the man." I saw this, and just had to look at it, and then search to see what people were saying about it. Just about what I figured.
America is doomed, not because of any leader we elect, but because of all the materialistic idiots that live here.
December 29th, 2008 at 03:27 am
This website: http://www.dahiphopcorp.com/?p=361
Did some interesting research on this issue and also found the guys home address. scary.
December 30th, 2008 at 07:03 pm
Leme guess - youre a black dude too?
December 30th, 2008 at 07:06 pm
Whats not to belive??? A story about a black dude who works at Footlocker, has a child, no money and a wife, gets 12 grand, turns around and gets tattoos, a watch, and new rims????? Welcome to black America folks.
January 1st, 2009 at 04:44 am
Yeah I knew this was all made to insult black people. He looks like a crackhead counting money he told his dealer he didn't have, and got suprised by him holding a gun shaped camera.
January 2nd, 2009 at 10:07 am
Hey I'll vote for cheddar( like I did for Obama) if he's ever up for president. I'm a white guy too, so don't hang me ya gay rednecks. I'll give cheddar head and sent you a video of it, and of me and him knitting quilts and eating candy. I have Blond hair and blue eyes too, so loath in that ya cocksuckers. Oh yea, don't fall for these scams though. There are many like it and ya won't get rich. You will just be giving your money away
January 9th, 2009 at 07:10 am
Whats happenin playas? Chedda here. I just came to tell yo niggas I am real and I get a lot chedda from the government or something. I dont really fuckin know why I get it.
February 18th, 2009 at 06:06 pm
yo could you help me with the grant thing
January 23rd, 2009 at 02:58 am
when is the racism going to end? shit is childish. grow up people. racists are cowards.
February 14th, 2009 at 10:15 am
this has nothing to do with racism. it's about the government propping up losers.
March 3rd, 2009 at 03:52 pm
wats the site address for the forms
March 5th, 2009 at 04:29 pm
I'm glad I am not involved in the racist shit, I am kind of a pinkish beige color. I have never seen any black or white people. I don't know why people fight over this race shit when blacks and whites don't even exist.
March 31st, 2009 at 08:19 pm
Zdraste! Vot takoi vot u vas horoshiy sait. Spasibki.
April 25th, 2009 at 07:10 am
First off, all off you stupid ignorant racist PANSIES out there need to SHUT THE FUCK UP and go play "Find The Penny" on the freeway! yeah, that's right, bend over, that's all u'll EVER be good for! The only reason white people are racist is because of 3 reasons.
1. Black people stole money from them (right here)
2. They want the size of their cocks, they could probably kill midgets with them (I want that)
3. White people can't understand the way of the "nigger" (pardon my french) not the normal black man, the loud, obnoxious, uppity black man who likes to act like he's all "ghetto fabulous" even though he lives in the FUCKING SUBURBS!!! Get a clue, assholes! You're a LOSER! Nobody likes you, they only like that you know just how to piss of those faggot-ass gay fuckin bastards the government pays to be teachers. What pisses me off more is the white people who dress up and act like that! It's called Hot Topic, get with the FUCKIN PROGRAM! If you want pussy, why don't you go to Abercrombie and Fitch and buy a fuckin dildo, get on the football team, get big muscles, and be an over-confident self-important DICKWEED like the rest! We are all the same, we're all self-important, stupid-ass, confused people trying to find the meaning of life through plants (coca, poppy, marijuana, peyote, ring any bells?) WE are all going to die without meaning, so GROW A SET OF NUTS AND DEAL WITH IT!
You see, I have every single reason to be racist, am I? NO! That's because I'm not RETARDED! I hate every single self-indulgent FUCKHEAD just as much as I hate those fuckers that STOLE MY POT! Look at what you've reduced me to, you piece of shit! I'm a lonely 42- year old hobo with STD's flyin out the A-S-S!!! LOL, jk, i'm a pissed off high schooler. Yes I'm white, thank you for asking.
Anyway, My buddy (who's white) did this and now gets a check every week to help pay his bills so he can come back to illinois so we can make ROCK N ROLL together. He gets about (give or take) 300 in each check. The site is faker than your mothers tits, but the offers are as real as the brick in your pants after you feel that first check in your hands. So, it's REAL assholes! THE OFFERS, NOT CHEDDA! So quit ur BITCHIN and GET A FUCKING JOB! Better yet, go die in a fire.
July 14th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
this shit is fake right?
you prob have to pay this ppl back for the money they gave u right?...
i dont really think that they just ganna give FREE money like that...theres always something behind?...
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