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Is that why you fap to family pictures?
that’s an oxymoron and you are a scrotum
Ah, americans… always belivin in photoshoped images.
She´s funny, but she looks nothing like this pictures in real like. She´s old and flabby.
And really, i cant fap fap to a fake picture. I gotta have it real, do you understand?
Pwned XD
Olala, how did you know I fap to my family albums?? Are you jealous ’cause you can’t stroke your pecker to some pictures of my toothless grandma?
I’ll have you know bitch, she’s MINE! you can fap while watching me masturbate with her pics but never, ever, will I let you eyeball her.
Ooooh way to steal my line you lousy polyp. Masturbating to family pictures, how original “Olala”, I ought to sue your fucking ass for stealing my little creations.
My guess is that by copying others, it gives this by-product of incest a small ray of hope in his pathetic life.
I believe that is an acceptable first……………
First to say WOW!!!!????
If you haven’t read her books, go get em. They’re hilarious. She’s a turbo-hottie Vodka drinking slut… who could ask for more than that???
And her new book comes out pretty quick.
I’d come pretty quick too if I was 9 meters within her proximity. I even got a circumcision done to sensitize my HUGE PENIS, but it just made it worse ’cause when I come I end up creaming up my shoulders.
I’m looking to downsize this bad boy, although I do wish momma had aborted me.
I would bang her like snare drum at Def Leppard concert.
Def Leppard is for pussies.
Try pounding her Reno Killerich would a snare drum.
Now that’s brutal!
Pretty sure the drummer for DL plays the snare drum with his feet cause he lost his arm in a traffic accident. But maybe this analogy applies to your bathroom activity.
Pretty sure you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. Reno Hilligsø Killerich has never been in a band with the initials “DL”, unless you meant DM (Dimmu Borgir), in which case he’s an EX-drummer, you asshole!
Next time try at least to get all the facts right so that you don’t lose all credibility thereafter, ’cause the accident you claimed he had apperas to be pure fiction.
Fucking idiot!!
Obviously you’re the dumbass as the DL he was referring to is Def Leppard…which was referenced by the OP. You’re welcome douche nozzle.
And she is now single just split with her producer-boyfriend.
Shame shes a moose.
Is it bad that I got a rodney from the picture of her sitting on the toilet? =\
her name is Handler, but can she handle my cock?
Only if she has a pair of tweezers.
FTW!