Where You've Seen Her: Cheryl Cole has been known as one of the biggest stars of England and she was just rated the #1 Sexiest Woman In The World by FHM. She's in the band Aloud and is a judge for the show X-Factor. Note that these things didn't make her #1, it's because she's just a ridiculously hot english girl with an Irish accent.
Pointless Quote: "I wish I was a bloke sometimes. There are a few things I'd like to try as a bloke..."
shes in a band called GIRLS aloud and she doesn't have a irish accent its a jordie accent as shes from newcastle wich is the in the north of england. The only thing you got right was the fact that shes hot as hell!!!
They're American, that is pretty good knowledge for them, considering all the friendly fire towards Brittish troops in Iraq. Be glad they didn't just write Notamericastanish.
All I know is that she's got an amazing personality and in my opinion she's the most stunning women in the world!!! Also she is a Geordie in the most successful girlband ever in Britain and she's also on the xfactor 2009 and she's launching a solo career, my god I want her so badly it hurts love you chezza!!!!!
monkey hanger that hartlepool dumb fucker, the town of hartlepool hung a monkey in the first or second world war cause they thought it was a german spy lololol
PS Its Charva in Newcastle, we made it up back in the 80's, not chav like the southern idiots have managed to chinese whisper it around in the modern day! One of you must have heard it wrong, but well done, it caught on I suppose.
Erm I now live in a 1.3 million pound house in Cleadon, Sunderland. If you look on the map thats in the north east. If you look at the unemployment figure there are alot more in London (even before this recession) and if you look at the crime rates, more notably murders.
I'll forgive you stupid yanks on the whole "irish" accent and wrong band name thing, you don't know any better, but christ some of those pictures are very clearly not her!
HAHAHAHA...i always wanted to know what a Newcastle/North Eastern accent would sound like to a fucking American...but IRISH?!?! That's absolutly classic. What the fuck would they think a proper harsh Scouse accent was?
FACT: I got asked by 2 old, fat, obnoxious american tourists in London for some directions once - being a Sheff lad out on the lash and in London for the first (and fucking last) time, i told them i dint have a clue, then chatted to them, drunkenly, right up in their grill with those wide, terrifying eyes i get when i'm 1 gram down and 6 Stella's in, about how much i fucking hated London and everyone that i'd met so far down there were unfreindly cunts, to which they answered "Where's that accent from? Sweden?". Being drunk, i took offense to this attack on my Northerness, which, somehow, in the end, lead to me spending the night in a Police cell.
Anyway, Cheryl Cole is a filthy, filthy whore, and i would fuck her in her filthy, filthy mouth.
I believe my claim to fame is that I went to the same school as her! She was ugly as fook then though :/ But when she was 17 18 oooowweeee she was fit as fook. She HAS had plastic surgery but who gives a fuck ill fuk her, then she goes out with that stupid smakehead Ashley Cole wtf once you go black u can necer go back!
Cheryl Cole is a ropey whore. She has a funny nose with a lump on it, she has plastic false teeth, and she is a racist. She is with a black man, but that's just for the kudos of being with a footballer. I cannot stand the slut. I think it's also a disgrace that she's got the cheek to be on the X Factor. The fucking bimbo cunt!
I'd wreck that chic, she's way to emotional for my liking but if she fucks like she cries then her man is a lucky guy...... but when you consider the fact that Cole has been all up inside her she's damaged goods....thats not to say I wouldn't destroy her.
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July 17th, 2009 at 08:17 am
shes in a band called GIRLS aloud and she doesn't have a irish accent its a jordie accent as shes from newcastle wich is the in the north of england. The only thing you got right was the fact that shes hot as hell!!!
July 17th, 2009 at 01:42 pm
And that, sir, is the only fact that matters!
July 17th, 2009 at 02:46 pm
They're American, that is pretty good knowledge for them, considering all the friendly fire towards Brittish troops in Iraq. Be glad they didn't just write Notamericastanish.
August 14th, 2009 at 05:30 pm
She's a fookin' moonkiehanger!!!!
August 25th, 2009 at 03:53 pm
All I know is that she's got an amazing personality and in my opinion she's the most stunning women in the world!!! Also she is a Geordie in the most successful girlband ever in Britain and she's also on the xfactor 2009 and she's launching a solo career, my god I want her so badly it hurts love you chezza!!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 04:26 pm
monkey hanger that hartlepool dumb fucker, the town of hartlepool hung a monkey in the first or second world war cause they thought it was a german spy lololol
July 17th, 2009 at 08:31 am
Pointless Quote: "I wish I was a bloke sometimes. There are a few things I'd like to try as a bloke..."
Like nailing Cheryl Cole?
July 18th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Class again
July 17th, 2009 at 08:32 am
only a fag would point out issues with the correctness of the text rather than look at picture!
July 19th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Holy Shit!?! There was text?
July 17th, 2009 at 08:39 am
That's not an Irish accent - it's an annoying northern England chav accent. Cheryl is white trash.
July 18th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Steady on pet, I bet she's fuckin nicer than you!
PS Its Charva in Newcastle, we made it up back in the 80's, not chav like the southern idiots have managed to chinese whisper it around in the modern day! One of you must have heard it wrong, but well done, it caught on I suppose.
July 19th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Cool story, bro.
August 23rd, 2009 at 07:48 am
Actually, "chav" is derived from the Romany Gypsy word "chavo", meaning boy.
You knuckle dragging northerners need to stay in school past the age of 6 and get a proper education like us wealthy, intellectual southerners!
September 5th, 2009 at 04:28 pm
Erm I now live in a 1.3 million pound house in Cleadon, Sunderland. If you look on the map thats in the north east. If you look at the unemployment figure there are alot more in London (even before this recession) and if you look at the crime rates, more notably murders.
July 17th, 2009 at 08:44 am
"english girl with an Irish accent."
lolwtfkek fail.
July 17th, 2009 at 09:17 am
Stupid yanks.Some of those pictures aren't even Cheryl Cole. Don't even get me started onthe "irish" part.
July 17th, 2009 at 01:40 pm
And that, sir, is the only fact that matters.
July 17th, 2009 at 02:31 pm
I'll forgive you stupid yanks on the whole "irish" accent and wrong band name thing, you don't know any better, but christ some of those pictures are very clearly not her!
July 17th, 2009 at 02:57 pm
WTF HT - epic fail. We British women deserve far more respect. Do some research.
July 18th, 2009 at 03:28 am
HAHAHAHA...i always wanted to know what a Newcastle/North Eastern accent would sound like to a fucking American...but IRISH?!?! That's absolutly classic. What the fuck would they think a proper harsh Scouse accent was?
FACT: I got asked by 2 old, fat, obnoxious american tourists in London for some directions once - being a Sheff lad out on the lash and in London for the first (and fucking last) time, i told them i dint have a clue, then chatted to them, drunkenly, right up in their grill with those wide, terrifying eyes i get when i'm 1 gram down and 6 Stella's in, about how much i fucking hated London and everyone that i'd met so far down there were unfreindly cunts, to which they answered "Where's that accent from? Sweden?". Being drunk, i took offense to this attack on my Northerness, which, somehow, in the end, lead to me spending the night in a Police cell.
Anyway, Cheryl Cole is a filthy, filthy whore, and i would fuck her in her filthy, filthy mouth.
July 18th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Class!
July 18th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
tl/dr
July 18th, 2009 at 06:29 am
Regional English accents are like Asians: to Americans you can't tell one apart from the other.
July 18th, 2009 at 08:16 am
FIND SOME DAMN ASS PICS. YOU NEVER POST ASS PICS
July 18th, 2009 at 07:21 pm
Yeah, they're pretty hard to come by on them interwebnets.
July 19th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
she's in Girls Aloud not Aloud lol
but fluffing fit i must say.
July 20th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
wtf, half those pics aren't even her
July 21st, 2009 at 08:55 am
England sucks...you all sound like you got punched in your busted ass faces anyway so whats the difference?
August 23rd, 2009 at 08:00 am
At least we aren't as thick as shit like you lot!
July 22nd, 2009 at 08:58 am
You fucking numbskull. Bottom left is Kelly Brook. Top middle is Vida Guerra. How do dumb ass idiots like you run this website?
September 5th, 2009 at 04:24 pm
I believe my claim to fame is that I went to the same school as her! She was ugly as fook then though :/ But when she was 17 18 oooowweeee she was fit as fook. She HAS had plastic surgery but who gives a fuck ill fuk her, then she goes out with that stupid smakehead Ashley Cole wtf once you go black u can necer go back!
September 27th, 2009 at 01:12 pm
Cheryl Cole is a ropey whore. She has a funny nose with a lump on it, she has plastic false teeth, and she is a racist. She is with a black man, but that's just for the kudos of being with a footballer. I cannot stand the slut. I think it's also a disgrace that she's got the cheek to be on the X Factor. The fucking bimbo cunt!
October 26th, 2009 at 04:13 am
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November 6th, 2009 at 05:02 pm
I'd wreck that chic, she's way to emotional for my liking but if she fucks like she cries then her man is a lucky guy...... but when you consider the fact that Cole has been all up inside her she's damaged goods....thats not to say I wouldn't destroy her.
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