Chest Bump Of Doom

posted 08/23/2010
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Chest Bump

If the internet made a distinctive sound, it would probably be a constant loop of Rick Astley that plays over giddy giggling that’s sliced in half by a crashing thud and shell shocked people muttering “Oh my god…oh my god.” The following video features the second half of that sound.

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What you just saw was a example of terrible chest bump technique. The proper manner inwhich to perform a chest bump is as follows:

1) Both participants must take at least a 3-step running start

2) Both participants must launch in to the air when they are 3-feet apart.

3) As you both are sailing through the air, kill yourselves. If you haven’t just scored a touchdown, then there’s no reason for you to be chest bumping, even in an ironic sense.

Tags: 2010-08, Blog entry, chest bump, fail

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4 Responses to "Chest Bump Of Doom"

pratik says:

August 23, 2010 at 6:13 pm

I thought a train coming down the tracks would have been involved.
aPlateOfGrapes.com says:

August 23, 2010 at 5:25 pm

Thought with those funbags she’d do better. I like how the guy is checking her “heart rate” by putting his head on her boobs.
Udet says:

August 24, 2010 at 8:02 am

Someone didn’t play Golden Axe as a kid
Anonymouspickle says:

August 24, 2010 at 8:25 pm

Thats in Tempe Arizona by ASU

Chest Bump Of Doom

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