A few weeks ago, we posted a video of the awesomest dude ever talking about why homosexuality is wrong (and holding a PS3 controller while he was doing it.) Since then, I've learned that his name is Chris Chan and he was a big hit over at EncyclopediaDramatica.com (or "ED" as he refers to it.) And from what I can tell, ED loved Chris so much that they spent a great deal of energy making fun of him that he got a little...flustered. To be honest, I have no idea what happened, but whatever it was, it made Chris post these three videos expressing a very entertaining rage, threats of violence, and finally, brings a dramatic close to his life as a Youtube video guy.
If you actually know the story behind this, leave it in the comments section and I'll add it into this intro. If you don't know the story, I don't think that will affect your enjoyment of these videos. [Editor's Note: Our friends at SickPigs.com left a detailed explanation of this whole saga in the comments section (along with a few links with even more explanation.) I can't bring myself to copy and paste it onto the homepage, so just scroll down after the jump and you'll see it.]
Seriously? What a sad fucking day on the intarwebs. I'm really surprised at the explanation provided from ED...didn't realize anyone there had a soul, and quite frankly I'm disappointed.
"If you actually know the story behind this, leave it in the comments section and I'll add it into this intro."
A sad, mentally ill man (possibly with asperger's syndrome) wasn't properly supervised, and, using his limited understanding of the bible along with his basic knowledge of webcams, made an unintentionally hilarious video.
A few websites caught on, passed it along to assholes like you and me, and before you know it the poor shlub was getting made fun of by millions of people on the internet, which had previously been the only social outlet where people didn't mock him.
Now, what little life he had is ruined, and he's snapping.
That's the story!
Hooray for us! We broke him!
(Don't get me wrong, his video was AWESOME! I don't know who Clyde is, but I hope there is a camera around when this guy finds him).
Yea dude your so witty! You said he was a pussy, and female genitalia! Its the same thing but different words! I'm so proud or your genius.. oh.. or dare I say it? Your intelligence!
Basically, the gist of it is that, after taunting him for a long time but never doing anything serious, one brave (and slightly dickish) man pretended to be a girl so as to make chris-chan believe he was the "boyfriend-free girl" he's been searching for that he's destined to have his daughter crystal with.
Once he got Chris-chan's trust (not very hard) he got chris to send him nude pictures, after which the prankster unveiled himself to be a large black man in a pickle suit. This elicited at least a few of the responses above.
Not learning his lesson, Chris later fell in love with another "girl" online who unsurprisingly was another troll, and ended up posting a video online of himself jacking off.
He's like a RL cursing Napolean Dynamite and Ligers=Sonichus. I have to admit, I'm now a fan. I hope he finds love. Maybe we can get him to cross paths with this chick (another 'tard fave)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVvNE78lyc
Good morning guys. you rock! Love your style.
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April 1st, 2009 at 08:10 am
"I'm going to shove your ass down your throat and make you eat your own underwear." How has that line never been in a Steven Seagal movie??
April 1st, 2009 at 08:12 am
In video #3, at :23 seconds in, did he say "I swear to the panda god..."?
April 1st, 2009 at 08:19 am
Do not anger the Panda god. He will smote thee with bamboo and...cuteness?
April 1st, 2009 at 09:34 am
yes, dont make me a sad panda
April 1st, 2009 at 08:35 am
Seriously? What a sad fucking day on the intarwebs. I'm really surprised at the explanation provided from ED...didn't realize anyone there had a soul, and quite frankly I'm disappointed.
April 1st, 2009 at 08:39 am
BTW, rather than trying to condense the Legend of Chris-Chan into a few paragraphs, check out the cached page:
http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:bAgNRLAEA_8J:encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan+chris+chan&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
April 1st, 2009 at 08:48 am
I think everyone went to school with a guy like this. There might have been 4 or 5 I hung out with. Sheesh.
April 1st, 2009 at 08:50 am
was he trying to take a shit at the end of the first video
April 1st, 2009 at 08:50 am
"If you actually know the story behind this, leave it in the comments section and I'll add it into this intro."
A sad, mentally ill man (possibly with asperger's syndrome) wasn't properly supervised, and, using his limited understanding of the bible along with his basic knowledge of webcams, made an unintentionally hilarious video.
A few websites caught on, passed it along to assholes like you and me, and before you know it the poor shlub was getting made fun of by millions of people on the internet, which had previously been the only social outlet where people didn't mock him.
Now, what little life he had is ruined, and he's snapping.
That's the story!
Hooray for us! We broke him!
(Don't get me wrong, his video was AWESOME! I don't know who Clyde is, but I hope there is a camera around when this guy finds him).
Sickpigs.com
http://sickpigs.com
April 1st, 2009 at 08:56 am
Seriously, again, check out the old cached ED page.
http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:bAgNRLAEA_8J:encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan+chris+chan&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
Don't miss Chris-Chan.
April 1st, 2009 at 09:19 am
I did check it out. I think my brain rebelled and is now trying to jump out of my ears. Way too much free time.
April 1st, 2009 at 08:56 am
This guy is intimidating. Nice wet noodle punches you pussy. Or I should say, you female genitalia.
April 1st, 2009 at 11:22 am
Yea dude your so witty! You said he was a pussy, and female genitalia! Its the same thing but different words! I'm so proud or your genius.. oh.. or dare I say it? Your intelligence!
April 1st, 2009 at 10:52 am
Why does he need the bluetooth headset while making these... i refuse to believe that he's receiving that many calls
April 1st, 2009 at 11:07 am
He ripped through that paper like it was... ummm... paper.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:29 pm
"I'm gonna shove your ass down your throat and Make You Eat Your UNDERWEAR!!!"
April 1st, 2009 at 12:32 pm
is the douchey kissy face guido the one named Clyde??
April 1st, 2009 at 03:20 pm
Reminds me of a gay Richard Simmons who growls like a venomous duck.
April 1st, 2009 at 04:29 pm
Is this guy angry, or severely constipated?
April 1st, 2009 at 08:22 pm
Holy crap!! This is the same guy we were supposed to make fun of for Retro Game Challenge on DS!!!
http://www.holytaco.com/give-wednesday-win-retro-game-challenge
April 1st, 2009 at 10:56 pm
And what about the hiccuping i think on top of being a freak he was drunk.....GG
April 2nd, 2009 at 01:24 am
you wouldn't like me when I'm mad....
April 2nd, 2009 at 03:41 am
pretty sure ED taking down the chris-chan page was an april fools thing...
April 2nd, 2009 at 06:19 am
still down though
April 2nd, 2009 at 04:20 pm
not anymore
April 2nd, 2009 at 07:34 pm
Basically, the gist of it is that, after taunting him for a long time but never doing anything serious, one brave (and slightly dickish) man pretended to be a girl so as to make chris-chan believe he was the "boyfriend-free girl" he's been searching for that he's destined to have his daughter crystal with.
Once he got Chris-chan's trust (not very hard) he got chris to send him nude pictures, after which the prankster unveiled himself to be a large black man in a pickle suit. This elicited at least a few of the responses above.
Not learning his lesson, Chris later fell in love with another "girl" online who unsurprisingly was another troll, and ended up posting a video online of himself jacking off.
April 3rd, 2009 at 04:47 am
He's like a RL cursing Napolean Dynamite and Ligers=Sonichus. I have to admit, I'm now a fan. I hope he finds love. Maybe we can get him to cross paths with this chick (another 'tard fave)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVvNE78lyc
April 13th, 2009 at 05:15 pm
On the cutting-room floor:
"I'm gonna shove your ass down your throat and make you eat your underwear!!
But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn SPINE!"
May 13th, 2009 at 01:00 am
Good morning guys. you rock! Love your style.
I am from Guyana and , too, and now am writing in English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: "X jaguar is no longer supported in font finagler.So you browsing through your favorite website and found a site that uses a font you love."
:D Thanks in advance. Clifton.