A few weeks ago, we posted a video of the awesomest dude ever talking about why
homosexuality is wrong (and holding a PS3 controller while he was doing it.) Since then, I’ve learned that his name is Chris Chan and he was a big hit over at
EncyclopediaDramatica.com (or "ED" as he refers to it.) And from what I can tell, ED loved Chris so much that they spent a great deal of energy making fun of him that he got a little…flustered. To be honest, I have no idea what happened, but whatever it was, it made Chris post these three videos expressing a very entertaining rage, threats of violence, and finally, brings a dramatic close to his life as a Youtube video guy.
If you actually know the story behind this, leave it in the comments section and I’ll add it into this intro. If you don’t know the story, I don’t think that will affect your enjoyment of these videos. [Editor's Note: Our friends at
SickPigs.com left a detailed explanation of this whole saga in the comments section (along with a few links with even more explanation.) I can't bring myself to copy and paste it onto the homepage, so just scroll down after the jump and you'll see it.]
See his other two videos after the jump.
not anymore
He’s like a RL cursing Napolean Dynamite and Ligers=Sonichus. I have to admit, I’m now a fan. I hope he finds love. Maybe we can get him to cross paths with this chick (another ‘tard fave)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BVvNE78lyc
still down though
Why does he need the bluetooth headset while making these… i refuse to believe that he’s receiving that many calls
He ripped through that paper like it was… ummm… paper.
Basically, the gist of it is that, after taunting him for a long time but never doing anything serious, one brave (and slightly dickish) man pretended to be a girl so as to make chris-chan believe he was the “boyfriend-free girl” he’s been searching for that he’s destined to have his daughter crystal with.
Once he got Chris-chan’s trust (not very hard) he got chris to send him nude pictures, after which the prankster unveiled himself to be a large black man in a pickle suit. This elicited at least a few of the responses above.
Not learning his lesson, Chris later fell in love with another “girl” online who unsurprisingly was another troll, and ended up posting a video online of himself jacking off.
Holy crap!! This is the same guy we were supposed to make fun of for Retro Game Challenge on DS!!!
http://www.holytaco.com/give-wednesday-win-retro-game-challenge
Excuse me. Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.
I am from Brunei and too bad know English, give true I wrote the following sentence: “Russia is concerned because foreign investors are loath to invest in infrastructure and the m gm avtovaz factory, co financed by the european bank for.Evergreen exhibitions space exhibit is a space museum that entertains families in the area of astronauts space travel and all other space education subjects.”
With love
, Bernadette.
Reminds me of a gay Richard Simmons who growls like a venomous duck.
Is this guy angry, or severely constipated?
And what about the hiccuping i think on top of being a freak he was drunk…..GG
pretty sure ED taking down the chris-chan page was an april fools thing…
On the cutting-room floor:
“I’m gonna shove your ass down your throat and make you eat your underwear!!
But I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I’m going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn SPINE!”
you wouldn’t like me when I’m mad….
“I’m gonna shove your ass down your throat and Make You Eat Your UNDERWEAR!!!”
is the douchey kissy face guido the one named Clyde??
Good morning guys. you rock! Love your style.
I am from Guyana and , too, and now am writing in English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “X jaguar is no longer supported in font finagler.So you browsing through your favorite website and found a site that uses a font you love.”
Did anyone else notice that Chris gave himself the hickups in the first episode during the second part of it?
yes, dont make me a sad panda
In video #3, at :23 seconds in, did he say “I swear to the panda god…”?
I think everyone went to school with a guy like this. There might have been 4 or 5 I hung out with. Sheesh.
Seriously? What a sad fucking day on the intarwebs. I’m really surprised at the explanation provided from ED…didn’t realize anyone there had a soul, and quite frankly I’m disappointed.
“I’m going to shove your ass down your throat and make you eat your own underwear.” How has that line never been in a Steven Seagal movie??
Seriously, again, check out the old cached ED page.
http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:bAgNRLAEA_8J:encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan+chris+chan&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
Don’t miss Chris-Chan.
I did check it out. I think my brain rebelled and is now trying to jump out of my ears. Way too much free time.
This guy is intimidating. Nice wet noodle punches you pussy. Or I should say, you female genitalia.
Yea dude your so witty! You said he was a pussy, and female genitalia! Its the same thing but different words! I’m so proud or your genius.. oh.. or dare I say it? Your intelligence!
was he trying to take a shit at the end of the first video
“If you actually know the story behind this, leave it in the comments section and I’ll add it into this intro.”
A sad, mentally ill man (possibly with asperger’s syndrome) wasn’t properly supervised, and, using his limited understanding of the bible along with his basic knowledge of webcams, made an unintentionally hilarious video.
A few websites caught on, passed it along to assholes like you and me, and before you know it the poor shlub was getting made fun of by millions of people on the internet, which had previously been the only social outlet where people didn’t mock him.
Now, what little life he had is ruined, and he’s snapping.
That’s the story!
Hooray for us! We broke him!
(Don’t get me wrong, his video was AWESOME! I don’t know who Clyde is, but I hope there is a camera around when this guy finds him).
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BTW, rather than trying to condense the Legend of Chris-Chan into a few paragraphs, check out the cached page:
http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:bAgNRLAEA_8J:encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan+chris+chan&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a