This just proves that Christopher Walken can read anything and make it funny. He could read my grandmother’s obituary, detailing a gruesome gang rape and I’d still probably shoot milk out of my nose.
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I say have Morgan Freeman do it as well, and then have a drunken argument over which one would be more awesome.
TOTALLY AGREE!!!!! This would be epic.
Quit licking his asshole. You’re supposed to be licking mine. And you better have the buttplug I let you borrow, motherfucker.
I had that buttplug, but now I can’t find it and I haven’t pooped in a week. Also, can I borrow your genital warts cream AGAIN? I wish you’d just be honest with me about getting some strange.
who doesn’t love christopher walken
preforms?
this is fucking hilarious