Where You've Seen Her: Christy Hemme is a jack of all trades in hotness. Not only can she act in movies we've never seen and pose in scandalous pictures for Playboy, she can easily kick your ass because she's a wrestler. What's with female wrestlers being hot all a sudden? She's also a singer/songwriter. For some reason I see World's Hottest Ventriloquist on the horizon.
Hot chick - check!
Nice tits - check!
Smokin' looks - check!
Perfect diction - chec... whaaaa......
OMG, she's such a double negative spoutin', how could anyone ever look at her after reading her quote and then realizing that she uses a double negative. Horrifying.
Of course I'd rather see her double anklin' than talking at all.
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November 3rd, 2009 at 08:29 am
She looks like she can kick my ass, i like it.
November 3rd, 2009 at 09:21 am
She may kick your ass..
As I dont like her at all!
November 3rd, 2009 at 09:24 am
"There's nothing I can't do."
Except use a sentence without a double negative.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:16 am
Hot chick - check!
Nice tits - check!
Smokin' looks - check!
Perfect diction - chec... whaaaa......
OMG, she's such a double negative spoutin', how could anyone ever look at her after reading her quote and then realizing that she uses a double negative. Horrifying.
Of course I'd rather see her double anklin' than talking at all.
November 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 am
Seeing that I used a double negative myself I thought it was clear that I was joking.
November 3rd, 2009 at 09:59 am
"There's nothing I can't do."
??Well...
!You cant sit on my face naked for hours and not talk!"
There !Challenge!
November 3rd, 2009 at 02:01 pm
Ah the beautiful ole firecrotch. She is rather flexible from her time on the man show.
November 3rd, 2009 at 07:16 pm
Tits or GTFO HT homos
November 4th, 2009 at 08:02 pm
LUVV DAT BOOTY CRACK NUKKAHSSSSS
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