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Christy Hemme

Where You’ve Seen Her: Christy Hemme is a jack of all trades in hotness.  Not only can she act in movies we’ve never seen and pose in scandalous pictures for Playboy,  she can easily kick your ass because she’s a wrestler.  What’s with female wrestlers being hot all a sudden?  She’s also a singer/songwriter.  For some reason I see World’s Hottest Ventriloquist on the horizon.
Pointless Quote: "There’s nothing I can’t do."


9 Responses to "Christy Hemme"

  1. i smell like ass says:

    She looks like she can kick my ass, i like it.

  2. Mr'G says:

    She may kick your ass..
    As I dont like her at all!

  3. BillyBlaze says:

    “There’s nothing I can’t do.”

    Except use a sentence without a double negative.

  4. You mean Billy GAYs says:

    Hot chick – check!
    Nice tits – check!
    Smokin’ looks – check!
    Perfect diction – chec… whaaaa……
    OMG, she’s such a double negative spoutin’, how could anyone ever look at her after reading her quote and then realizing that she uses a double negative. Horrifying.

    Of course I’d rather see her double anklin’ than talking at all.

  5. BillyBlaze says:

    Seeing that I used a double negative myself I thought it was clear that I was joking.

  6. Kage says:

    “There’s nothing I can’t do.”


    !You cant sit on my face naked for hours and not talk!”

    There !Challenge!

  7. KingKongWentToHongKongToPlayPingPongWithHisDingDong says:


  8. Fist of Rage says:

    Ah the beautiful ole firecrotch. She is rather flexible from her time on the man show.

  9. just a male says:

    Tits or GTFO HT homos