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You can only kill Chuck Norris by dividing by Chuck Norris. And no calculator can handle that much awesome.
It’s bull shit..
Old Bull shit
http://digg.com/d19xh1
Deborah Lodge said in July 6th, 2007
We are pleased to inform you that the report of Chuck Norris’ demise is false. Mr. Norris is alive and well. Please remove the false report from your website before any harm is done. Thank you, Deborah M. Lodge, Patton Boggs LLP, Attorney for Mr. Norris
its too late RUN Nate RUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!
*goes flying through the room like a bloody rag*
Best Chuck Norris line I have ever heard…you are glorious.
made you look?
The only thing that can kill Chuck Norris…is Chuck Norris. Oh dear lord! There’s another Chuck Norris out there! Watch out for fuckin roundhouse kicks to the face, Texas Rangers, and Mike Huckabee rallies!
Copypasta is old. These pictures are usually accompanied with something like “Rest in peace, Laurence Fishburne,” trying to insite people to correct the post. It’s a trolling/lolling tactic that is usually more effictive when the person really did die, like when Keith Ledger died.
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(you instantly wanted to correct me about Heath Ledger’s name didn’t you?)
is its supposed to be funny cuz that would make him 69? it fails no matter what tho. But I dont mean u fail chuck, cuz u dont, plz dont take that the wrong way
this is just stupid.
LMFAO you’re all idiots.
If he was dead, google news hasn’t heard about it…
Did someone say 69?
No fucking way. I thought he already killed death!
i dunt think he has any balls
its carlos”chuck”rey norris republican from florida not the martial artist
did anyone else instantly want to kick this guy in the balls too?
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him.
chuck is alive and well. protecting the world.
Is he really dead
NOTHING CAN KILL CHUCK NORRIS!
before he goes he will carve his own face by KARATE strikes atop Mt. Rushmore
Ya but who’s he gonna sixtynine with?
Film at 11
Haven’t any of you heard of Google?
Yes, he’s dead.
OH NOES.
i dont get it either…
i don’t get it.
…he’s dead. Literally. DEAD.
Heart failure.
…pshhhhhh.
it should be 2008… once he started endorsing christia-nazi huckabee.
I don’t get it?