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Chuck Norris Gives Humor A Roundhouse

Everyone likes those Chuck Norris Facts. Well, everyone except Chuck Norris. According to the AP, Chucky wants the world to know that when he does pushups, he’s actually doing pushups and not pushing the world down. So he’s suing the guy that wrote a¬†collection of clearly mythical Norrisisms¬†called “The Truth About Chuck Norris”:

“Some of the ‘facts’ in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities,” the lawsuit alleges.
Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as “The Delta Force” and “Missing in Action,” says the book’s title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.

God, he’s so lame. Does he really take himself so seriously to think that people really believe the statement: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

I hate Chuck Norris.

3 Responses to "Chuck Norris Gives Humor A Roundhouse"

  1. alkduliu says:

    He actually has quite a sense of humor about them. I happened to be flipping through the channels once and saw him reading the “facts” per request on the Best Damn Sports Show Period. It would be easy to guess why he’s suing, due to the “racist, lewd, and illegal” nature of what he’s being associated.

  2. alkduliu says:

    (…with.)

  3. Lick Machey says:

    He doesn’t have a problem w/ the facts…as long as someone isn’t trying to make money off of them. You can’t stop viral press, but you can stop a lazy douchebag who just regurgitates a bunch of crap random people made up about you.