Everyone likes those Chuck Norris Facts. Well, everyone except Chuck Norris. According to the AP, Chucky wants the world to know that when he does pushups, he’s actually doing pushups and not pushing the world down. So he’s suing the guy that wrote a collection of clearly mythical Norrisisms called “The Truth About Chuck Norris”:
“Some of the ‘facts’ in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities,” the lawsuit alleges.
Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as “The Delta Force” and “Missing in Action,” says the book’s title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.
God, he’s so lame. Does he really take himself so seriously to think that people really believe the statement: Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
I hate Chuck Norris.