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Cindy Crawford

Age: 42 Where you’ve seen her: If you don’t know who Cindy Crawford is, you may as well pack it up right now. MILF Status: Cindy was married to Richard Gere between 1991 and 1995, but since she wasn’t interested in having hamster babies, they got divorced. She remarried three years later and shot out two kiddies with her new husband. The children are not small, furry, nor do they live in a cage full of wood shavings or drink out of an upside down water bottle. Pointless quote: It’s a huge change for your body. You don’t even want to look in the mirror after you’ve had a baby, because your stomach is just hanging there like a Shar-Pei.

4 Responses to "Cindy Crawford"

  1. Pratik says:

    The beauty mark thing never did it for me, but whatever. She’s friggin NICE.

  2. Eurostile says:

    I love you people.
    I am from Kenya and also now teach English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “You can convert a font using the utility below.Font-ttf-scripts, smart font script supporting modules and scripts for ttf.”

    Thank :-) Tilden.

  3. dave says:

    sexy, I love her injection molding


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