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Clay Aiken Has Baby Boy Or Something

In college I lived with three dudes and one girl. The girl had her own bathroom, and the four of us guys shared the other bathroom. One day her shower broke and she was like “You guys mind if I take a bath in your shower tub?” We all sort of looked at each other and then one of my roommates goes “Um… are you on birth control?” That might not be how it works, but when you’re 19, your bathtub is literally more sperm than bathub, so you don’t want to take any chances. Because seriously, if Clay Aiken’s sperm can impregnate somebody, anything is possible. People.com reports:

Clay Aiken is a daddy!

The former American Idol contestant and music producer Jaymes Foster welcomed a baby boy Friday morning, the singer said in a statement on his Web site

Parker Foster Aiken was born at 8:08 a.m., on August 8th.

“Wow … 8:08 … 08/08/08,” added Aiken.

I was hoping he’d continue on to say “And I rented Troy last night and got 8 erections while watching it.  Okay, this is getting super weird.”

There’s something that doesn’t add up here.  I feel like there is no woman that he impregnated.  Don’t get me wrong, I think the baby is real, but I think the momma is someone else.  Someone like this…

NOTE: Do not click Continue Reading unless you want to see a photoshop so disturbing that it sickened me while I made it.

What a performer, to sing and give birth on stage.  I can see why he’s so popular now.

12 Responses to "Clay Aiken Has Baby Boy Or Something"

  1. ello says:

    wow, thats pretty awesome

  2. Salty Sully says:

    Clay Aiken looks like a cross between Martin Short and that elf that wanted to be a dentist from the clay-mation “Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer” movie.

  3. Bootylam! says:

    DAMN YOU! I’ve been having nightmares of that pic since I saw it. I laughed at first, but now I’m just totally freaked out by it. Still keep showing everybody, though.

  4. Buddy Ice says:

    hahahaha, that photo should be on the cover of Time.

  5. Dr. says:

    Cool. I thought the butt baby was just a myth like sasquatch.

  6. J says:

    eww… my vagina is sad.

  7. Dr_Strangepork says:

    Holy Taco photoshopping achieves a new low and a new high at the same exact moment.

  8. e46m3 says:

    AHH DAMMIT clay aikens kid has my birthday. gaaaaaaayyyyyy

  9. Jay T. says:

    Man, you’re just on fire today… LOL…

  10. kyle says:

    whats a shower tub

  11. El Rico says:

    That’s right up there with Brooke Hogan giving that liquid hot lunch to those school children…

  12. Seth says:

    who cares if this fags vagina spit out a baby