In college I lived with three dudes and one girl. The girl had her own bathroom, and the four of us guys shared the other bathroom. One day her shower broke and she was like “You guys mind if I take a bath in your shower tub?” We all sort of looked at each other and then one of my roommates goes “Um… are you on birth control?” That might not be how it works, but when you’re 19, your bathtub is literally more sperm than bathub, so you don’t want to take any chances. Because seriously, if Clay Aiken’s sperm can impregnate somebody, anything is possible. People.com reports:
Clay Aiken is a daddy!
The former American Idol contestant and music producer Jaymes Foster welcomed a baby boy Friday morning, the singer said in a statement on his Web site
Parker Foster Aiken was born at 8:08 a.m., on August 8th.
“Wow … 8:08 … 08/08/08,” added Aiken.
I was hoping he’d continue on to say “And I rented Troy last night and got 8 erections while watching it. Okay, this is getting super weird.”
There’s something that doesn’t add up here. I feel like there is no woman that he impregnated. Don’t get me wrong, I think the baby is real, but I think the momma is someone else. Someone like this…
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What a performer, to sing and give birth on stage. I can see why he’s so popular now.