When I was in high school, after my brothers had been away to college, I accidentally left a porno movie in my parents VCR. They found it and confronted me about it. I denied vigorously that it was mine. Then finally after a few hours I decided to man up and I walked up to my dad and I was like “Dad. I have something to tell you. That porno you found was mine.” And my dad looked at me and goes, “No shit moron, you’re the only one who lives in this house besides me and your mother.” He was not surprised. I am less surprised at the following news than he was about that porn being mine. Msn.com reports:
Clay Aiken is finally confirming what many people already knew: He’s gay.
The cover of the latest People magazine shows Aiken holding his infant son, Parker Foster Aiken, with the headline: “Yes, I’m Gay.
Here’s what I think happened: Clay’s publicist was like “listen, your career is at fourth and long. You’re down by six and you need a hail mary. It’s time to drop back and throw the gay bomb.” At which point Clay responded “No you fool! It’s too early! My scientists haven’t finished the gay bomb yet, but it will be ready soon. Oh yes, soon everyone in the world will be sucking – wait, you were making a football analogy weren’t you? Ha, you were. Disregard what I said about the scientists and gay bomb and stuff.”
I love how the cover is Aiken, and it just says “Yes, I’m gay.” As if that’s shocking. Here’s next week’s cover:
Other crap to look at:
An old man reviews a video game (bushleague)
Tricia Helfer’s sideboob (drunkenstepfather)
Girl gets head pounded into concrete (nothingtoxic)
Shannon Sky hates clothes (gorillamask)
Should she spit or swallow? (EJB)
Desperate Housewives need desperate airbrushing (bestweekever)
Regina Feoktistova looks good in Elle (cameltap)
Doutzen Kroes in a bikini (doubleviking)
Misleading NES Box Art Covers (toplessrobot)
Axia Andreadaki is hotter than her name (hornyoyster)
Hugh Hefner talks about his sex life (theblemish)
Dad gives great driving lessons (tastybooze)
Kim Kardashian and her ass do some dancing (FListed)
A bad tattoo idea (afrojacks)
Karime Adedibe is attractive and half naked (uncoached)
Alex Romero hearts porn star Mary Carey (donchavez)
Yeah not suprised either – hilarious article though – good stuff.
Tell us something we don’t know.
Good for him!! He started out on the right track with his son
Even his baby looks gay
Thats Clay Aiken? I thought that was a picture of Annette Benning.
I wonder how many infertile straight men there are in America whose wives are giving them crap as soon as they saw this cover.
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He’s a gay man trapped in a lesbian’s body. Weird.
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Not really a surprise. I read that People kept this issue under wraps for some time before releasing the info on Wednesday.
Like this is big news. I thought it was kinda obvious when he was on American Idol. Not knowing he was gay is like saying you didnt know Rosie O’donnell was a lesbian.
Who wants to fuck this guy? No man, no woman… just a syringe.