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The Combover: An Awesomely Bad Photo Gallery

Combovers. They’re a great way to tell the world, "The only person who doesn’t think I’m balding is myself." I’m not sure if anyone has ever been fooled by one, but that doesn’t stop the majority of 34-75 year old men from still trying to pull the long strands of wool over the eyes of everyone. So, in tribute to those men who have decided that make-believe is better than reality, here’s a gallery of some of the better combovers out there.

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25 Responses to "The Combover: An Awesomely Bad Photo Gallery"

  1. Heather says:

    Bill Murray in Kingpin had the best combover I’ve seen. And I’m from Lubbock, there’s lots of them upj there. Do Mulletts next, please! I love you guys!

  2. Heather says:

    Bill Murray in Kingpin had the best combover I’ve seen. And I’m from Lubbock, there’s lots of them up there. Do Mulletts next, please! I love you guys!

  3. torchidman says:

    I agree………..I too, have the horeshoe pattern, and at 54, it has gotten worse………….I have to say that if I could replicate what Benny Hinn does, I would not have to do the dreaded, buzz cut!………I think all you have to do is let one side of that fast growing hair grow about six inches or more then arrange it before heading out in the morning…….enough good hair from the side can fool many people………….lastly I have to say that even with the buzz cut, Bruce Willis pulls this off great!

  4. not available says:

    the fourth one from the bottom looks kinda badass im might do that someday.
    and im already going bald and have been since i was 16

  5. Anonymous says:

    those guys were bald?

  6. Anonymous says:

    The guy in #4 looks like he could be a successful businessman if he just buzzed that all off. As it is, he looks more like the Linux server admin who has been there since 1974.

  7. Anonymous says:

    haha… that’s funny! =]

  8. Lucas says:

    Where’s McCain on that list? Man was almost our first bald president in decades and he had to embarrass himself with a combover.

  9. yoooooooooo says:

    Benny Hinn has the best comb over I’ve ever seen!!!

  10. Chris Schultz says:

    The only one who looks good in this gallery is Zero Mostel, whose trademark was madcap comedy. On the other hand, look at some of the Roman busts from antiquity, and you’ll notice that Julius Caeser and some of his illustrious Imperial relatives had — comb overs. (How do you say comb over in Latin?)

  11. Anonymous says:

    that was disgusting.

  12. leandro pacheco says:

    Hola Todos si alguno sabe de alguna novedad para la cura,
    soy joven y la vida se me va entre las manos, mas bien los pelos, pero bueno por favor estoy desesperado , estoy por ser padre y no querio que mi hijo me vea en este estado.


    el hormiga

    pd: alguno uso capixidil ??

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  14. rap music says:

    lol… the back to front combover that creates bangs is too funny

  15. clubf00t says:

    first.. to tell u to go fuck your self, what a stupid comment

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  17. Fuji says:

    lol @ puppy combover

  18. inkngrease says:

    There has been a few posts about going bald here recently. Is someone at holy taco having trouble comming to terms with growing old? whats next, 10 reasons hemroids suck?

  19. Pratik says:

    Bill Murray’s combover in Kingpin had a mind of its own and should’ve gotten its own credits.

  20. Fully says:

    Lol @ Big Ern.

    Where is Tony Kornheiser? I can’t even watch the Monday Night Football pre-game anymore because of that atrocious excuse for a head of hair.

  21. JesusQuintana says:

    Fully: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU! Not to mention that all three of those guys suck something fierce…

  22. Susanimate says:

    All of those men would have looked better bald. Why do balding men insist on this ridiculous hair arrangement? Creepy.


  23. SJ says:

    The Casanova with the chicken wing stain looks young enough to get away with shaving it all off?

    I want a combover.