After a long absence, we're bringing back the Holy Taco Comment of the Week. Now, we don't have access to e-mail addresses attached to the comments anymore, so if you're the winner, you'll have to notify us by e-mailing feedback@holytaco.com. If I get more than one person e-mailing to say they're the winner, then we'll have to discontinue comment of the week. Partly because I wouldn't know who the real winner is, and partly because I'm just lazy and looking for a reason not to do have to send out shirts every week. So, either way I win.
This week's winner comes from our Faith Nelson post. There was quite the debate as to whether a thicker lady like faith was attractive. This guy made a compelling argument. I'm not really sure what he meant, but compelling none-the-less.
Sorry gays, but a medium fat chick, with the face and arms of a fat chick that lost weight, with the titties of a totally fat chick... is the best of all fat chick rubik's cube combinations. Under porn, see Carmelia Bing.
And fat chicks have virulent emotional issues that only can be temporarily resolved by force feeding all their holes. She won't care if you're a fat slob, will drink beer, will be happy you want to order pizza, and probably will get fatter. But then you find another one of these.
Or you can pretend breasts can be "too big" and then eat fondue alone and watch Will and Grace.
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December 22nd, 2008 at 09:38 am
god dammit
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:11 am
Bravo, sir. Bravo!
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 pm
very nice....didn't get it but nice!
December 22nd, 2008 at 03:03 pm
eat your feelings http://tinyurl.com/6poz6v
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