sweet socks dude!
what you cant see is the dildo attachment
yall are all wrong for calling him a retard it is pronounced RA-tard.
hehe. my wife is a school psychologist. she says it’s really hard to tell parents their kid is mentally retarded, a completely legitimate term, they see it as her insulting them.
You’re retarded if you’re retarded. That’s a PC term I never agreed with.
The real assholes are the parents for not aborting.
So you are saying its OK to strap him to the toliet?
if we are bastards, then you are an asshole for calling the kid a retard, instead of mentaly handicaped…ASSHOLE
You guys are bastards, that kid is retarded.
You can’t say retarded any more, the world is too politically correct. The proper terminology nowadays is fuck-tarded.
I’ll use it in a sentence so everything understands. “That kid, the one in the picture above strapped to the wickedly awesome toilet seat to contain his incredible fuck-tarded strength, he’s fuck-tarded.”
Oh, the times, they are a changing.
…and that’s called the best response I’ve ever seen on this website. Well done, sir.
That’s called good parenting.
WTF?!? Forcing your kids to poop? My god.
why strap your legs to the bowl??
That’s not torture, that’s how you get answers that save lives. Besides, look at the kid, he knows something.
That’s the Halliburton Deuce-tastic 500, the first toilet to simulate poop drowning using a patented process known as Flushing (c).
Raping is an optional feature on this model but it requires the additional purchase of an arbitration agreement to enable it.
if you’re telling me you’ve never been so late for work you had to take a shit and eat your cheerios at the same time you’re either 14, or still living unemployed in your parent’s basement.
OK, I can see why he isn’t modeling naked (that would offend the discerning kiddie porn fans), I can overlook the piss cup and the straps (barely), but why the fuck is there a tray on the thing? Is the intent to keep the child there 24-7?
I think they should make an adult-sized version and call it the Pervo-tronic.
The tray is there to hold the remote for the plasma screen (not pictured).
screw the kid, what about the poor suffocated toilet.
Fuck the toilets, all they every do is take, take, take
that face is going to haunt me
Mutha fucken Bat Boy!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Holy crap he does!
You mean the New York Times?
dosnt that kid look like bat boy from those fake newspapers
I wonder if it would whistle on the way down…
it would make a nice splash back
Look at that expression too, he knows it.
(On a side note I’m secretly jealous…look at the height he’s getting! That’s like dropping a deuce off the side of a 3-story building)
All that preparation and he’s still going to shit his pants. They forgot to pull them down.
No they wouldnt need to strap him in if it was Steven Hawkings
Is that Stephen Hawking’s baby picture?
shit. he controls the southern hemisphere? shit…