Cool, Now We're Both Standing Behind Some Wood.

October 6th, 2009 | 06:44 pm
Cool, Now We're Both Standing Behind Some Wood.

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22 Responses to "Cool, Now We're Both Standing Behind Some Wood."

  1. Whoa Says:

    How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck oh my god I'd titty fuck that woman until my hairy balls imploded.

    Go Twins!

  2. Virgin Fag Who Disses Every Hot Chick Cuz He Can't Get Any Says:

    She's ugly. She's fucking disgusting, her tits are too big, and I can't even see her ass, but I know it's nasty.

  3. billy bob Says:

    she is busted...'d still fuck her

  4. who is it Says:

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  5. *using the Jedi Mind Trick* Says:

    You will tell me who this woman is.
    You will tell me where she lives.

    (once there, using the Jedi Mind Trick on the woman)
    You will take your clothes off.
    You will bend over that bed.
    You will now allow me to suck a fart from your ass.

  6. Old Man Says:

    How about you go out and fuck anything with a pulse. I will bet you anything that even if it is the ugliest whore in the world it will feel BETTER than cumming in your hand.

  7. Young Jedi Says:

    Well "Old Man" You sound so extremely sure of this that I must assume you have much experience in this field. It sounds that long ago, someone gave you this very same advise and you not only took that advise, but you married that ugly fuckin whore. And now that your living your last few days in complete misery, you want to pass that info to someone in hopes that they will re-live that very same misery and somehow, this will help you sleep at night.....that is, in between the constant shitting and pissing you do involuntarily.
    You poor thing.....

  8. noahaction Says:

    c'mon HT readers. name please. google images awaits.

  9. alex Says:

    zafira
    suprisingly, she is on wikipedia

  10. Man who can`t unfist his hand because of all the dried cum Says:

    # Ethnicity - Caucasian
    # Country - Hungary
    # Date of Birth - 1984, November 13
    # Hair - Brown
    # Eyes - Brown
    # Height - 5` 7``
    # Measurements - 36B-25-34
    #

    Zafira is a Hungarian porn actress and Internet nude model noted for her lesbian roles both in pornographic movies and in photoshoots.

    Zafira is probably best known for her appearances in the movies of Viv Thomas, but has also appeared in a number of movies by Denys Defrancesco and by 21 Sextuary. She has also appeared in a number of French adult films.

    In 2006, the French clothing label Shai featured her in a clip with another model, Sophie Moone, as part of an online advertising campaign consisted of several short pornographic movies combined with an embedded clothing catalog.

  11. Wilford Brimley Says:

    Calling those breasts a 36B is like saying that I don't check my blood sugar, and check it often.

  12. Man who can`t unfist his hand because of all the dried cum Says:

    Well Mr.Wilford Brimley, I am not saying you don`t check your blood sugar but those are in fact 36B`s. In-between my hot, sweaty,back to back, 3 hour long jerk of sessions. I took the time to measure Ms.Zafiras breast using a high end 2d to 3d video converter, then taking that information and inputting it into a 3d graph to measure the mass minus the P.U.F. [Push Up Factor(a little term I coined in an article I submitted to Masturbater`s Weekly)] of her breast. Now obviously you are not taking the P.U.F into consideration. If you would be as kind to read the article I published in the August 2007 issue of Masturbater`s Weekly, you would indeed understand your mistake.

  13. Dspayre Says:

    I take my hat off to you sir.

  14. noahaction Says:

    google image search on zafira comes up with 100 pages of an Opel/Vauxhall hatchback.

  15. rape Says:

    Jessica beil?

  16. Old Man Says:

    Really?

  17. taintnothinbutabrowneye Says:

    holy christ...

  18. why? Says:

    Well, I can die in peace now; I've finally seen the Holy Taco. Thank You!

  19. Johnnny Mastodon Says:

    here ya go maties, fap away !!!
    http://www.easypornstars.com/pornstar/zafira_0.php

  20. Master Of None Says:

    well, she's actually in front of the wood, not behind it.

  21. blueBalls Says:

    no, she's BEHIND the wood, because of the angle in the mirror.

  22. aPlateOfGrapes Says:

    Ha!

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