The Coolest Man Alive? (Hint: The Answer is No)

June 26th, 2009 | 06:00 pm
The Coolest Man Alive? No. The Answer is No.

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16 Responses to "The Coolest Man Alive? (Hint: The Answer is No)"

  1. Dianetics makes for good Diuretics Says:

    Is that the guy from the World Of Warcraft episode of South Park?

  2. justin Says:

     I just wanted to tell all the readers, unfortunately I have to leave HT, but it has been a wild and crazy ride filled with many boobs, and many photoshops of people fucking things, or things fucking people.  Justin Thomas will be taking over, and he's one of the funniest skinny guys who wears a driving cap that I've ever encountered.  Nay, he may be THE funniest skinny guy with a driving cap.  My departure is a little quick, but I just want to say thank you to everyone who read, and it was great starting this site.  I feel the same way I felt when I watched my dog squat on top of a weiner dog at the dog park, and pin him between his asshole and the ground, right before he shit on top of his back; proud and excited for what the future may hold.  So, thanks to all you guys who read, you made it worth while.  And keep reading, as I know Justin Thomas is going to keep this site what it always has been; the ramblings of someone who is basically just upset they don't get laid more. JH

  3. rgar Says:

    Goodbye Justin!

    I discovered this site at the very beginning of my freshman year in college ... your work definitely was a defining moment in my life. Plus, thanks for the shirt, even though you probably don't even know who the hell I am.

    Peace.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Damn. Another moderator gone. So it's come to this -- a couple years of dedicated service, and in the end, you're left writing a farewell under a picture of a fat retard in a diaper sitting next to a large stuffed marsupial.

    Seriously, thanks for putting up with us assholes, good luck, come back & visit, & all that.

    $125,000 hervey

  5. Shizzire Says:

    "writing a farewell under a picture of a fat retard in a diaper sitting next to a large stuffed marsupial"
    That is fucking awesome.
    freshen 6:40

  6. Shizzire Says:

    Is this for real? Are we no longer going to have "Justin and Justin"? I'm so sad because "Justin and Johnny" sounds sooo gay.

    MR tasks

  7. Nasty Girl Says:

    It looks like this guy is about get nasty with Horny Amateur Girls live and direct...

  8. Full Skucker Says:

    Shut up you dirty douche nozzle cum gurgling vaginal blood fart.

  9. badazzmfer Says:

    hey look everybody .... it NASTY GIRL

  10. Johnny5 Says:

    Nice bunny

    What a weirdo..

    Electronic Cigarette

  11. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah, except it's a koala, spamming douchenozzle.

    WQXR tendons

  12. lily Says:

    i want the koala plush

  13. Eye-ree Says:

    Clearly a self portrait of himself josslin' on the right there.
    wishful thinking obv.
    p.s that philosopher who posts on here, probably burst his cock when he see this one.

  14. weaselstomper Says:

    "that's it, now very slowly strip off your Quantas uniform; that's right....now take the eucalyptus leaves and tastefully arrange them around your panties, ooops, not that fast; now carefully slide them down your thighs, making sure they don't leave any scratches.....!"

  15. Miguel Jackson Says:

    .......HESOFUCKINGIS!!!

  16. FranTheBanana Says:

    He doesn't really want to wear his tighty-whities. He would rather wear that teddy. Ha! I kill me! (I know you all wish someone really would)

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