The Coolest Man Alive? (Hint: The Answer is No)

16 Responses to "The Coolest Man Alive? (Hint: The Answer is No)"

1. weaselstomper says:

   August 5, 2009 at 12:02 am

   “that’s it, now very slowly strip off your Quantas uniform; that’s right….now take the eucalyptus leaves and tastefully arrange them around your panties, ooops, not that fast; now carefully slide them down your thighs, making sure they don’t leave any scratches…..!”

2. Shizzire says:

   June 29, 2009 at 6:17 am

   Is this for real? Are we no longer going to have “Justin and Justin”? I’m so sad because “Justin and Johnny” sounds sooo gay.

   MR tasks

3. rgar says:

   June 27, 2009 at 2:45 pm

   Goodbye Justin!

   I discovered this site at the very beginning of my freshman year in college … your work definitely was a defining moment in my life. Plus, thanks for the shirt, even though you probably don’t even know who the hell I am.

   Peace.

4. justin says:

   June 27, 2009 at 10:04 am

    I just wanted to tell all the readers, unfortunately I have to leave HT, but it has been a wild and crazy ride filled with many boobs, and many photoshops of people fucking things, or things fucking people.  Justin Thomas will be taking over, and he’s one of the funniest skinny guys who wears a driving cap that I’ve ever encountered.  Nay, he may be THE funniest skinny guy with a driving cap.  My departure is a little quick, but I just want to say thank you to everyone who read, and it was great starting this site.  I feel the same way I felt when I watched my dog squat on top of a weiner dog at the dog park, and pin him between his asshole and the ground, right before he shit on top of his back; proud and excited for what the future may hold.  So, thanks to all you guys who read, you made it worth while.  And keep reading, as I know Justin Thomas is going to keep this site what it always has been; the ramblings of someone who is basically just upset they don’t get laid more.

    

   JH
5. Anonymous says:

   June 27, 2009 at 6:15 pm

   Damn. Another moderator gone. So it’s come to this — a couple years of dedicated service, and in the end, you’re left writing a farewell under a picture of a fat retard in a diaper sitting next to a large stuffed marsupial.

   Seriously, thanks for putting up with us assholes, good luck, come back & visit, & all that.

   $125,000 hervey

6. Eye-ree says:

   July 20, 2009 at 9:10 am

   Clearly a self portrait of himself josslin’ on the right there.
   wishful thinking obv.
   p.s that philosopher who posts on here, probably burst his cock when he see this one.

7. Nasty Girl says:

   June 28, 2009 at 5:45 am

   It looks like this guy is about get nasty with Horny Amateur Girls live and direct…

8. badazzmfer says:

   July 17, 2009 at 12:17 pm

   hey look everybody …. it NASTY GIRL

9. Full Skucker says:

   July 15, 2009 at 7:54 am

   Shut up you dirty douche nozzle cum gurgling vaginal blood fart.

10. lily says:

    July 16, 2009 at 9:35 am

    i want the koala plush

11. Dianetics makes for good Diuretics says:

    June 27, 2009 at 4:28 am

    Is that the guy from the World Of Warcraft episode of South Park?

12. Shizzire says:

    June 29, 2009 at 6:20 am

    “writing a farewell under a picture of a fat retard in a diaper sitting next to a large stuffed marsupial”
    That is fucking awesome.
    freshen 6:40

13. Johnny5 says:

    June 29, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    Nice bunny

    What a weirdo..

    Electronic Cigarette

14. Anonymous says:

    July 2, 2009 at 11:37 am

    Yeah, except it’s a koala, spamming douchenozzle.

    WQXR tendons

15. Miguel Jackson says:

    August 24, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    …….HESOFUCKINGIS!!!

16. FranTheBanana says:

    October 25, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    He doesn’t really want to wear his tighty-whities. He would rather wear that teddy. Ha! I kill me! (I know you all wish someone really would)