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Cops Get Nasty With Miss Nevada

Former Miss Nevada Katie Rees (pictured here after a passerby accidentally dropped a contact lens down Rees’ pants) is back in trouble. Associated Press reports:

The former Miss Nevada USA was held for about 12 hours in Clark County jail after police said she was stopped while driving about 3 a.m. Wednesday and became physically aggressive toward a Las Vegas police officer.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a porno that started like that, I’d be rich. Wait… doing the math…. actually I’d have $12.45. Anyway, Rees’ lawyer Mario Torres says the cops used too much force.

“Based on the information I’ve received, the officer was very aggressive with her. They used aggression against her,” says Torres.

He went on to say “They were aggressively aggressing her and then they picked up an aggression and beat her over the aggression with it, very aggressively.”

One Response to "Cops Get Nasty With Miss Nevada"

  1. Matty D says:

    Perhaps if the officer had licked her pelvic area aggresively first things would have gone smoother?