Corky From "Life Goes On" Knows A Thing Or Two About Dancing

May 15th, 2009 | 07:33 am

I was woken up at six a.m. this morning to the sound of a man falling down the stairs of my Brooklyn brownstone. Then, after the fall, I was kept awake by the sounds of his moaning. (A lot of high-pitched "oooooohhhh"ing and "ahhhhhhhh"ing between audibly deep sighs). After a couple minutes of listening to this I realized that I should probably go outside to see if he's dead. So I got up, put on some clothes and walked out into my building's foyer just as he had (presumably) picked himself up and was walking out the front door. The only thing that was left was a TOTALLY DEMOLISHED huge wooden banister. There were shards of wood and other weird bits of broken detritus everywhere. It was an amazing sight to behold.

I really wish I had a video of this guy (who was wearing a 50s-style top hat and overcoat) tumble down 13 stairs and take out 40 pounds of solid oak. Instead, this video of Corky doing an awesome dryfire to Public Enemy's "Fight The Power" is the closest I can come to actually witnessing that.

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Comments

9 Responses to "Corky From "Life Goes On" Knows A Thing Or Two About Dancing"

Fart Sandwich Says:
May 15th, 2009 at 09:06 am

Looks like Adult Friend Finder found you.

Crazy Oldie Says:
May 15th, 2009 at 10:13 am

The dream team is complete for the presidential election! Sara Pail (President) and Miss Cali going for VP...its amazing how retards stick together.
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Pete Says:
May 15th, 2009 at 11:51 am

So I guess you'll be Secretary of State then, retard.

Wishbone Says:
May 15th, 2009 at 11:51 am

Fucking Retard!

Anonymous Says:
May 16th, 2009 at 05:22 pm

Holy SHIT! Afterfart/Anonymous Merkin can DANCE?!? We've finally found something that worthless skid-mark is good at!

dino goposaur Says:
May 17th, 2009 at 01:22 am

where the fuck is keyboard cat for this one?

Buddy Ice Says:
May 19th, 2009 at 11:30 am

What the producers of this show liked best about Corky was that his paycheck consisted of 16 gummy bears and 1 ounce of dryer lint.

Buddy Ice Says:
May 19th, 2009 at 11:32 am

And "Brooklyn brownstone"?? I thought you guys were all from California, which one is a New Yorker, albeit a Brooklyn hipster queer.