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HEY MICHAEL! hows UNEMPLOYDEDNESS GOING FOR YOU? YOU FUCKIN IDIOT
I can barely comprehensive the magnitude of his stupidity. LOL, im going to the Version Record store to buy some CDs!!
If I can make money appear out of nowhere, then this man should be able to as well.
fucking crazy man
economically … as opposed to other great depressions like Katrina and whatnot..
OWNER OF http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/bab/1000875813.html (baby & kid stuff)
“Note you would say, “Why you don’t do it then”"
Amazing. Is the $100 million a month going to come from teaching people to speak like uneducated morons?
I called this genius earlier and he wouldn’t tell me his secret over the phone. He then text messaged me to call me a “total loses” and to go back to that “loses website.”
Unreal. Version records. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
this is not a joke, Saftey not Guaranteed.
HE’S PROBABLY SELLING BULLET BALL!
“Owners or VERSION Records” – Love it!
This guy sure has some gumption. Nothing like shooting for the stars, especially when it’s a craigslist posting.
I’d buy that for a dollar.
“Note: Take a look in the mirror and ask yourself, am I a hater? live with that. This is a loser’s site where losers come to talk. Get a life. I’m out.”
Why, yes, yes I am a hater. And living with it.
So…this is a loser’s site where losers come to talk…and you came to talk, therefore you are a…loser?
And here I am…hating, and losing.
“…so here’s my pitch…how do you like the sound of midget blumpkins!!!!”
VERSION RECORDS…LMAO
his list is very specific. i would take a more direct marketing approach and contact them directly. looks to me like 6 maybe 7 letters. Maybe he is looking to raise the $2.94 he needs to buy stamps? Or maybe its too much for me to comprehensive.
must supply own weapons
obama
I don’t see how Newport cigarette’s are a 100 million dollar a month income. . .
Meanwhile, Michael Gray has been busy being a constructionist.
http://detroit.craigslist.org/sks/993885571.html
Okay guys nuff fooling around. But in the end who penis is bigger? muhahahahahhaha call me. Thanks for the exposure lowlifes.
For future information???? He can also tell you the future!!!
He actually says, “optiominist”.
Call Michael Gray and he will teach you how to mastermind your own scheme for marketing and selling of ‘faux-african masks’ to Pier 1 Imports and Crate & Barrel not unlike the one he has behind his misshapen head.
Mr.Gray- you are truly an inspiration to us all!!!
I had someone to give me a call and notify me that my craigslist posting was on this site. I would like to thank all of you guys for having such great comments. Only thing i have to say is small minded people think small. I have noticed that i have a couple of spelling errors that have been corrected as Katt Williams the comedian would say, I love haters, keep on hating. That lets me know that i’m on point.
Sincerly, Michael Gray
Note: Take a look in the mirror and ask yourself, am I a hater? live with that. This is a loser’s site where losers come to talk. Get a life. I’m out.
I have a plan to make a $100 bazzion a month. kat williams is already on board so don’t bother calling him. bill gates didn’t answer his celly but i left a vmail.
But damn…the (313) area code??
Why he gotta be from Detroit?!
I swear, my city can NEVER get ahead.
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I are truly saddnesses when I see how lowly all you hatters is. Trust me when I communications to you all that you won’t not be laughing when Vergionins Records callifies my telephones and makes me an offerication of seventy-elventy barillion dollarisis. Truly and for all reals, I will have the last laugheries.
dude,
just awesome! awesome!
Hey. When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
I am from Tajikistan and also now teach English, give true I wrote the following sentence: “That is because the dose is more reliable than.”
Thanks
. Ella.
I’ll “accomplice” (not truly a verb, but i’m doubting you’ll notice) your Tajiki ass, Ella, with my ding dong. Then I’ll promise to help you get a green card, ding-dong (again, not a verb)you one more time, then leave you in the McDonalds line after claiming I’m just running to the bathroom.
“I have invented a motorized transportantion device that runs on gasoline and rolls on 4 wheels”. “wait.. what do you mean its already been done”?
“Why you dont do it then” HAHA hilarious
I am prepared to waste his time with a vengeance!
so my guess is he’s just gonna take w/e money he gets and buy as many lotto tickets as possible lol.
“What if I told you that I had solid idea that can make one hundred million dollars a month give or take.”
Ya, one hundred million a month, give or take one hundred million.
You mean I could potentially make two hundred million dollars? I’m in!
Hi. In the future I’m going to keep here links to their sites. But I do not worry about the sites where my link is removed. So if you do not want to see a mountain of links, simply delete this message. After 2 weeks, I will come back and check.
Anyone that responds to this deserves everything they get(or lose).
Pimpin’ ain’t easy…
he’s also a plumber/carpenter. Maybe he plans on taking over the plumbing/carpentry world with a global conspiracy. We need Jack Bauer on this now, because WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
http://detroit.craigslist.org/sks/993885571.html
Bernie Madoff called and wants his idea back.
Did anyone save his other craigslist postings?
Or remember well enough to reconstruct one for us?
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Easy-e maybe he’s a Nobel candidate too?