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Craigslist: Only True Millionaires Need Apply

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We need more "optiomist" men like Michael Gray if we want to make it through these tough economic times. Since we know that most of the millionaires he mentioned spend a lot of time trolling Craigslist for investment opportunities, I really hope some of them contact him. Especially "Yahoo owners." Those guys are probably the only true millionaires that can comprehensive the magnitude of making money at this level.
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47 Responses to "Craigslist: Only True Millionaires Need Apply"

  1. Dom says:

    I’d buy that for a dollar.

  2. richardvon says:


  3. Michael Gray says:

    Okay guys nuff fooling around. But in the end who penis is bigger? muhahahahahhaha call me. Thanks for the exposure lowlifes.

  4. Anonymous says:

    fucking crazy man

  5. Anil Dikshit says:

    He actually says, “optiominist”.

  6. Anonymous says:

    “Note: Take a look in the mirror and ask yourself, am I a hater? live with that. This is a loser’s site where losers come to talk. Get a life. I’m out.”

    Why, yes, yes I am a hater. And living with it.

    So…this is a loser’s site where losers come to talk…and you came to talk, therefore you are a…loser?

    And here I am…hating, and losing.

  7. Anonymous says:

    But damn…the (313) area code??
    Why he gotta be from Detroit?!
    I swear, my city can NEVER get ahead.

  8. Gainer says:

    I don’t see how Newport cigarette’s are a 100 million dollar a month income. . .

  9. Call Michael Gray and he will teach you how to mastermind your own scheme for marketing and selling of ‘faux-african masks’ to Pier 1 Imports and Crate & Barrel not unlike the one he has behind his misshapen head.
    Mr.Gray- you are truly an inspiration to us all!!!

  10. Owner of Version Records says:

    “Note you would say, “Why you don’t do it then”"

    Amazing. Is the $100 million a month going to come from teaching people to speak like uneducated morons?

    I called this genius earlier and he wouldn’t tell me his secret over the phone. He then text messaged me to call me a “total loses” and to go back to that “loses website.”

    Unreal. Version records. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

  11. Anonymous says:

    must supply own weapons

  12. David says:

    this is not a joke, Saftey not Guaranteed.

  13. gibbs12 says:


  14. Enron says:

    If I can make money appear out of nowhere, then this man should be able to as well.

  15. “…so here’s my pitch…how do you like the sound of midget blumpkins!!!!”

  16. Randall says:

    When remolding a bathroom or kitchen, it’s important to remain optiomistic. Don’t hesitate to change from old mold to new mold, for your mold is bad mold, and in order to comprehensive the magnitude of your life improvement with new mold, you must choose our services. Bill Gates will use us when he reads this.

  17. the real michael gray says:

    I had someone to give me a call and notify me that my craigslist posting was on this site. I would like to thank all of you guys for having such great comments. Only thing i have to say is small minded people think small. I have noticed that i have a couple of spelling errors that have been corrected as Katt Williams the comedian would say, I love haters, keep on hating. That lets me know that i’m on point.

    Sincerly, Michael Gray

    Note: Take a look in the mirror and ask yourself, am I a hater? live with that. This is a loser’s site where losers come to talk. Get a life. I’m out.

  18. Anonymous says:


  19. Anonymous says:

    his list is very specific. i would take a more direct marketing approach and contact them directly. looks to me like 6 maybe 7 letters. Maybe he is looking to raise the $2.94 he needs to buy stamps? Or maybe its too much for me to comprehensive.

  20. Anonymous says:

    For future information???? He can also tell you the future!!!

  21. Buddy Ice says:

    Welcome to loser’s site. It looks as though you’re our newest member. Plese enjoy your stay, and remember to always leave your email address in order to be eligle for the comment of the week prize.

  22. Anonymous says:

    I have a plan to make a $100 bazzion a month. kat williams is already on board so don’t bother calling him. bill gates didn’t answer his celly but i left a vmail.

  23. Anonymous says:


  24. Edwordrules says:

    I can barely comprehensive the magnitude of his stupidity. LOL, im going to the Version Record store to buy some CDs!!

  25. Jn says:

    Meanwhile, Michael Gray has been busy being a constructionist.


  26. johnnie c says:

    “Owners or VERSION Records” – Love it!

    This guy sure has some gumption. Nothing like shooting for the stars, especially when it’s a craigslist posting.

  27. Anonymous says:

    economically … as opposed to other great depressions like Katrina and whatnot..

  28. Easy-e MCs says:

    Easy-e maybe he’s a Nobel candidate too? ;-)

  29. Anonymous says:

    “Why you dont do it then” HAHA hilarious

  30. Xray says:

    Конечно же присоединяюсь к вышесказанному!

  31. Anonymous says:


    just awesome! awesome!

  32. Michael Gray says:

    I are truly saddnesses when I see how lowly all you hatters is. Trust me when I communications to you all that you won’t not be laughing when Vergionins Records callifies my telephones and makes me an offerication of seventy-elventy barillion dollarisis. Truly and for all reals, I will have the last laugheries.

  33. Anonymous says:

    You mean I could potentially make two hundred million dollars? I’m in!

  34. Anonymous says:

    “What if I told you that I had solid idea that can make one hundred million dollars a month give or take.”

    Ya, one hundred million a month, give or take one hundred million.

  35. yahoo email address owner says:

    Did anyone save his other craigslist postings?

    Or remember well enough to reconstruct one for us?

  36. Anonymouse says:

    I’ll “accomplice” (not truly a verb, but i’m doubting you’ll notice) your Tajiki ass, Ella, with my ding dong. Then I’ll promise to help you get a green card, ding-dong (again, not a verb)you one more time, then leave you in the McDonalds line after claiming I’m just running to the bathroom.

  37. Ella says:

    Hey. When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
    I am from Tajikistan and also now teach English, give true I wrote the following sentence: “That is because the dose is more reliable than.”

    Thanks :( . Ella.

  38. Jay T. says:

    Pimpin’ ain’t easy…

  39. john robbinsa says:

    I am prepared to waste his time with a vengeance!

  40. Steve says:

    Anyone that responds to this deserves everything they get(or lose).

  41. Anonymous says:

    so my guess is he’s just gonna take w/e money he gets and buy as many lotto tickets as possible lol.

  42. Onella says:

    Hi. In the future I’m going to keep here links to their sites. But I do not worry about the sites where my link is removed. So if you do not want to see a mountain of links, simply delete this message. After 2 weeks, I will come back and check.

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  44. Baked Potato says:

    Bernie Madoff called and wants his idea back.

  45. gstar says:

    he’s also a plumber/carpenter. Maybe he plans on taking over the plumbing/carpentry world with a global conspiracy. We need Jack Bauer on this now, because WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.


  46. Jizzer says:

    “I have invented a motorized transportantion device that runs on gasoline and rolls on 4 wheels”. “wait.. what do you mean its already been done”?