According to usmagazine.com, Jared Leto and Ashley Olsen (She’s the the skinny, malnourished, Gollum-looking Olsen. Not the skinny, malnourished, Gol- fuck, they look the same, nevermind) were caught making out.
Ashley Olsen, 21, and Jared Leto, 36, turned heads while holding hands at the Art of Elysium gala in L.A.
“They looked like a couple and they were making out,” a witness tells Us.
I think that’s a misquote. I think the witness meant to say:
“They look like a couple of sewer rats making out.”
Seriously, I’m going to show you three pictures, you pick out the two human celebrities.