Creepy Leto Makes Out With Creepiest Olsen

According to usmagazine.com, Jared Leto and Ashley Olsen (She’s the the skinny, malnourished, Gollum-looking Olsen.  Not the skinny, malnourished, Gol- fuck, they look the same, nevermind) were caught making out.

usmagazine.com reports:

Ashley Olsen, 21, and Jared Leto, 36, turned heads while holding hands at the Art of Elysium gala in L.A.

“They looked like a couple and they were making out,” a witness tells Us.

I think that’s a misquote.  I think the witness meant to say:

“They look like a couple of sewer rats making out.”

Seriously, I’m going to show you three pictures, you pick out the two human celebrities.