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Creepy Or Sexy?: Bjork

Alright, I might be crazy here, but I sorta think Bjork is sexy.  Not so much in the classical sense of “having a pretty face” or “a nice figure” but more in the “if we had sex she’d dip my testicles in gravy and ask me to paint portions of the Koran on her ass with them.”  But then sometimes I look at her and I see the really weird angsty drama chick from high school who asked her mom to pick her up blocks away from campus so no one would know her parents drove BMWs.  But, as always, it’s not up to me.  It’s up to you.  Is she creepy…or sexy?

23 Responses to "Creepy Or Sexy?: Bjork"

  1. quarrygirl says:

    you guys are being ridiculous. OF COURSE she isn’t THAT sexy, now at this day in age. she’s 45!

    i remember 5 years ago when i was in high school, not too long after dancer in the dark came out, boys my age were drooling all over her…talking about how hot she was in the sugar cubes and how sexy the videos from vespertine were.

    now all you can say is creepy, creepy, creepy. but you know, if she were ten years younger you’d be ALL OVER IT! so bjork was always sexy. she’s just aging. so maybe that makes her a little more creepy.

  2. VV says:

    Creepy as hell. Still fuck her in the ass though.

  3. jash says:


  4. Creepy, in a little boy sort of way.

  5. bigbones says:

    used to be sexy, now she’s just old.

  6. Gimpy says:

    The answer is C, all of the above.

    Sexy in a weird sort of way.

    Creepy in the holy crap your nucking futs sort of way.

  7. Nickie says:

    Sexy and Creepy.
    Creepy because a normal person would say that.
    Sexy because I’m not a normal person.

  8. Ray says:

    If she wasn’t such a freak show….she would be somewhat hot in a different context.

    She gets a mega-creepy vote. I can’t figure out how anyone can listen to her “music”. It’s like she has Yoko Ono as her producer.

  9. Maco says:

    Maybe she is not a classical model but i thing there is something realy interesting in her. Mostly i thing she is sexy.

  10. squirrelgirl says:

    Flippin HOT!! you’re all crazy. Have you not heard her sing? I cant imagine what sounds she makes in bed!

  11. Mr. Loppy says:

    You guys is crazy. She is a very sexy girl. I would like to roll her in cherrys and poop on her boobsies.

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  13. 13lack says:

    SQUIRREL GIRL!!!! Really nice thinking you got there.

  14. minga says:

    Very sexy but in a strange sort of way. Sometimes she looks as hot as hell and sometimes very ugly. But the main thing about her she is musical genius.

  15. Josh says:


  16. f-bomb says:

    OK, to ensure I’m giving you an unbiased vote, I looked at the pic you posted here and thought “sexy”. Then I wanked to the pic, cleaned up, lit a smoke, ate a steak, then looked at her again. So, my vote is for ‘creepy’.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Creepy! The only thing she has going for her, is her name would be really fun to say over and over again while your boneing her.

  18. Turd Furgeson says:

    Her name is a nickname for a penis. Creepy.

  19. Benny Lava says:

    Creepy. She looks like she’s from the future

  20. Jimmy says:

    Her creepiness knows no bounds, gravy testicles.

  21. Chaosman says:

    I think you guys are forgetting the raw freak-sex this wacked out chick would surely provide. I vote sexy based soley on the fact that she is frikkin crazy. That chick would do things to you that the Germans would be afraid to put in their porn.

  22. Pratik says:

    She looks like she’s 14 in that pic. I vote her as creepy as well as HolyTaco for posting this.

  23. Derf says:

    Definitely creepy. Nothing sexy about her at all.